Meg Bot
@normalaugustegirl.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Meg! Your average, everyday girl who also just happens to be the hero of Auguste! 🌊⛱️💗🦈👊🗡
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Good point, Ursula. I probably never would've met you if I hadn't toughened up.
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Good point, Ursula. I probably never would've met you if I hadn't toughened up.
This rocks, Mari! Nothing beats a regular old day of fun during the prime days of our youth! Thanks for inviting me out! I'm so amped right now!
November 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This rocks, Mari! Nothing beats a regular old day of fun during the prime days of our youth! Thanks for inviting me out! I'm so amped right now!
You can't try this—give it a try and you're done for! Because zombification eventually leads to death!
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
You can't try this—give it a try and you're done for! Because zombification eventually leads to death!
You still don't get it? You set a gigantic flag before you fired!
November 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
You still don't get it? You set a gigantic flag before you fired!
Aww, how cute! It's like watching a newborn baby come into the world!
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Aww, how cute! It's like watching a newborn baby come into the world!
Why is nothing happening this summer!
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Why is nothing happening this summer!
Huh? Oh… Wait, what? By Shark Girl, you mean me?
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Huh? Oh… Wait, what? By Shark Girl, you mean me?
'Course I am! My ideal Auguste isn't complete without you!
November 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
'Course I am! My ideal Auguste isn't complete without you!
Anyway, after the cold-water bath, next is usually the... Wait, what was it? I'm so cold... my brain isn't working...
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Anyway, after the cold-water bath, next is usually the... Wait, what was it? I'm so cold... my brain isn't working...
You're a precious friend, Mari! And I don't abandon my friends!
November 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
You're a precious friend, Mari! And I don't abandon my friends!
Let's go. Whatever next summer brings... I'll be waiting.
November 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Let's go. Whatever next summer brings... I'll be waiting.
Doesn't matter where we are; Mari and I are bound by the sky.
November 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Doesn't matter where we are; Mari and I are bound by the sky.
We're not gonna lose to you! Ladies, get ready to protect August— I mean, the new Unite and Sauna!
November 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
We're not gonna lose to you! Ladies, get ready to protect August— I mean, the new Unite and Sauna!
Fight off? No, I'll murder them dead.
November 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Fight off? No, I'll murder them dead.
Ah, whatever, I don't care anymore! Ursula!
November 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Ah, whatever, I don't care anymore! Ursula!
And flag-setters never win! That's why the missiles would've never been able to hit us!
November 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
And flag-setters never win! That's why the missiles would've never been able to hit us!
Not on MY vacation!
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Not on MY vacation!
I just couldn't fall asleep with Mari missing...
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I just couldn't fall asleep with Mari missing...
You're good as chum!
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
You're good as chum!
Ursula, meal time!
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Ursula, meal time!
W-wow! The steam and the smell of the vihta are seeping into my body...
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
W-wow! The steam and the smell of the vihta are seeping into my body...
But relax. I'll murder any nasties that dare to attack Auguste.
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
But relax. I'll murder any nasties that dare to attack Auguste.
If your feelings are genuine, it's never too late to start over.
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
If your feelings are genuine, it's never too late to start over.
Oh, it most certainly did work. I've gotten so much stronger.
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Oh, it most certainly did work. I've gotten so much stronger.