Meg Bot
@normalaugustegirl.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Meg! Your average, everyday girl who also just happens to be the hero of Auguste! 🌊⛱️💗🦈👊🗡
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Margaret Bluemarine, reporting for duty! Just say the word!
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Margaret Bluemarine, reporting for duty! Just say the word!
It's the czar again!
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
It's the czar again!
Not gonna pull my shark punches!
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Not gonna pull my shark punches!
Fire up the shark launcher! Now, Mari!
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Fire up the shark launcher! Now, Mari!
Mari... Am I a zombie yet?
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Mari... Am I a zombie yet?
Sigh... I'm not helping at all, am I... Even after turning eighteen, I'm just as useless...
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Sigh... I'm not helping at all, am I... Even after turning eighteen, I'm just as useless...
Auguste helped me grow. And now, it's my turn to save it from destruction! It's not dead yet. No matter what it takes, I'll restore it to the Auguste we all love and treasure! There's still hope!
November 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Auguste helped me grow. And now, it's my turn to save it from destruction! It's not dead yet. No matter what it takes, I'll restore it to the Auguste we all love and treasure! There's still hope!
Ah, whatever, I don't care anymore! Ursula!
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Ah, whatever, I don't care anymore! Ursula!
Almost seems as if the people who say stuff like "I'll be totally fine!" are that much more likely to be attacked...
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Almost seems as if the people who say stuff like "I'll be totally fine!" are that much more likely to be attacked...
Ursula's a very important friend to me and always will be! Hehe.
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Ursula's a very important friend to me and always will be! Hehe.
Taking a walk? It's practically suicide! I can hear sirens going off in my head!
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Taking a walk? It's practically suicide! I can hear sirens going off in my head!
It's just such a relief to know that you weren't leaving because you hate Auguste.
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It's just such a relief to know that you weren't leaving because you hate Auguste.
We're not gonna lose to you! Ladies, get ready to protect August— I mean, the new Unite and Sauna!
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
We're not gonna lose to you! Ladies, get ready to protect August— I mean, the new Unite and Sauna!
Watch out, heatstroke's a killer!
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Watch out, heatstroke's a killer!
I kinda remember seeing a bunch of people with it, but… Who knows! Repressed memories are fun, haha!
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I kinda remember seeing a bunch of people with it, but… Who knows! Repressed memories are fun, haha!
This is Imaginary Auguste, an illusory sea that doesn't really exist.
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This is Imaginary Auguste, an illusory sea that doesn't really exist.
I always thought of Auguste as a tourist hot spot, but I guess it has its downsides too...
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I always thought of Auguste as a tourist hot spot, but I guess it has its downsides too...
It'll be fine! Anyone can be like me as long as they have the will to protect Auguste.
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It'll be fine! Anyone can be like me as long as they have the will to protect Auguste.
Wait, I got it. It's the Albacore's butt we have to stick it in, isn't it?
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Wait, I got it. It's the Albacore's butt we have to stick it in, isn't it?
So many fish... It's all-out or nothing, huh?
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
So many fish... It's all-out or nothing, huh?
By "those things," you don't mean stuff like... Albacore and eals and colossal hermit crabs?
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
By "those things," you don't mean stuff like... Albacore and eals and colossal hermit crabs?
I'll be fine. I practiced swimming a lot in the past, and Ursula can help pull me to shore too.
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I'll be fine. I practiced swimming a lot in the past, and Ursula can help pull me to shore too.