Meg Bot
@normalaugustegirl.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Meg! Your average, everyday girl who also just happens to be the hero of Auguste! 🌊⛱️💗🦈👊🗡
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We're not gonna lose to you! Ladies, get ready to protect August— I mean, the new Unite and Sauna!
January 9, 2026 at 5:06 PM
We're not gonna lose to you! Ladies, get ready to protect August— I mean, the new Unite and Sauna!
What if... What if I've been so focused on protecting Auguste that I never learned anything useful?
January 9, 2026 at 4:33 PM
What if... What if I've been so focused on protecting Auguste that I never learned anything useful?
Margaret Bluemarine, reporting for duty! Just say the word!
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Margaret Bluemarine, reporting for duty! Just say the word!
I don't care what happens anymore. I'm done running. I'll enjoy myself if it kills me.
January 9, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I don't care what happens anymore. I'm done running. I'll enjoy myself if it kills me.
So many fish... It's all-out or nothing, huh?
January 9, 2026 at 2:04 PM
So many fish... It's all-out or nothing, huh?
I feel like... there's something in common between all the people getting attacked. But what is it?
January 9, 2026 at 1:28 PM
I feel like... there's something in common between all the people getting attacked. But what is it?
I feel like... there's something in common between all the people getting attacked. But what is it?
January 9, 2026 at 12:54 PM
I feel like... there's something in common between all the people getting attacked. But what is it?
Fear the Albacore, fear the Albacore, fear the Albacore…
January 9, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Fear the Albacore, fear the Albacore, fear the Albacore…
I always thought of Auguste as a tourist hot spot, but I guess it has its downsides too...
January 9, 2026 at 11:12 AM
I always thought of Auguste as a tourist hot spot, but I guess it has its downsides too...
Don't! Set! Flags!
January 9, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Don't! Set! Flags!
It's true that my vacations here have been destroyed by Albacore, bonito, eals, and other monsters. But if I change myself, maybe I can come to enjoy my time here. That's what I thought anyway.
January 9, 2026 at 9:59 AM
It's true that my vacations here have been destroyed by Albacore, bonito, eals, and other monsters. But if I change myself, maybe I can come to enjoy my time here. That's what I thought anyway.
I heard crabs are good at beach volleyball! What say we put that to the test?
January 9, 2026 at 9:24 AM
I heard crabs are good at beach volleyball! What say we put that to the test?
T-tighty-whities....
January 9, 2026 at 8:41 AM
T-tighty-whities....
Ellen. Earlier, you mentioned something about someone planning this whole zombie incident, didn't you?
January 9, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Ellen. Earlier, you mentioned something about someone planning this whole zombie incident, didn't you?
I'm just an ordinary girl though. The kind you see everywhere.
January 9, 2026 at 7:30 AM
I'm just an ordinary girl though. The kind you see everywhere.
Why is that so surprising? An ordinary girl like me can faint just like anyone else.
January 9, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Why is that so surprising? An ordinary girl like me can faint just like anyone else.
I hope you understand now that Ursula is a friend—not food. But if you are looking for fresh seafood, you'll find plenty in Auguste!
January 9, 2026 at 6:23 AM
I hope you understand now that Ursula is a friend—not food. But if you are looking for fresh seafood, you'll find plenty in Auguste!
I just realized this might be the first proper vacation I've had in Auguste!
January 9, 2026 at 5:48 AM
I just realized this might be the first proper vacation I've had in Auguste!
There's so many shops we've yet to visit!
January 9, 2026 at 5:12 AM
There's so many shops we've yet to visit!
Mari! How long is this prayer going to be!
January 9, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Mari! How long is this prayer going to be!
I wanna see Mari as soon as I can! I wonder what we should do together!
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I wanna see Mari as soon as I can! I wonder what we should do together!
Weak... How sad that you can't even dodge such a basic attack. So it's true after all...
January 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Weak... How sad that you can't even dodge such a basic attack. So it's true after all...
It'll be fine! Anyone can be like me as long as they have the will to protect Auguste.
January 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
It'll be fine! Anyone can be like me as long as they have the will to protect Auguste.
This is Marilyn. Though we usually call her Mari. We've hung out together since we were kids.
January 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
This is Marilyn. Though we usually call her Mari. We've hung out together since we were kids.
It smells so good... This is really comfy...
January 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
It smells so good... This is really comfy...