Meg Bot
@normalaugustegirl.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Meg! Your average, everyday girl who also just happens to be the hero of Auguste! 🌊⛱️💗🦈👊🗡
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Weak... How sad that you can't even dodge such a basic attack. So it's true after all...
January 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Weak... How sad that you can't even dodge such a basic attack. So it's true after all...
It'll be fine! Anyone can be like me as long as they have the will to protect Auguste.
January 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
It'll be fine! Anyone can be like me as long as they have the will to protect Auguste.
This is Marilyn. Though we usually call her Mari. We've hung out together since we were kids.
January 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
This is Marilyn. Though we usually call her Mari. We've hung out together since we were kids.
It smells so good... This is really comfy...
January 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
It smells so good... This is really comfy...
I went through hell, but I came back stronger than ever to protect my beloved Auguste!
January 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I went through hell, but I came back stronger than ever to protect my beloved Auguste!
Hey, Ursula? About our combat style when we merge to fight—what do you think of calling it shark fu?
January 8, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Hey, Ursula? About our combat style when we merge to fight—what do you think of calling it shark fu?
And put the sea urkin and colossal hermit crab in the grandfather clock, then discard the clock in the boardroom...
January 8, 2026 at 11:18 PM
And put the sea urkin and colossal hermit crab in the grandfather clock, then discard the clock in the boardroom...
Albasnore, bonicrap, electric poopie—screw you all!
January 8, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Albasnore, bonicrap, electric poopie—screw you all!
Rephrase what you said earlier by twisting your words a bit and making them not flaggy. That should push things in a positive direction!
January 8, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Rephrase what you said earlier by twisting your words a bit and making them not flaggy. That should push things in a positive direction!
If anything, I'm still recovering from the shocking revelation that I spent an entire year in the mountains training in a fake martial art...
January 8, 2026 at 8:50 PM
If anything, I'm still recovering from the shocking revelation that I spent an entire year in the mountains training in a fake martial art...
Mari, tell me you're okay! You're not hurt, are you?
January 8, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Mari, tell me you're okay! You're not hurt, are you?
Phew... We'd better watch out for heatstroke.
January 8, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Phew... We'd better watch out for heatstroke.
Some bizarre incidents have been happening in the crew lately... As a shark user, I'm under suspicion.
January 8, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Some bizarre incidents have been happening in the crew lately... As a shark user, I'm under suspicion.
What's happening? The helicopter's swaying from side to side... Is that how it's supposed to fly?
January 8, 2026 at 6:24 PM
What's happening? The helicopter's swaying from side to side... Is that how it's supposed to fly?
Why does that crew have to be such a killjoy...
January 8, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Why does that crew have to be such a killjoy...
This rocks, Mari! Nothing beats a regular old day of fun during the prime days of our youth! Thanks for inviting me out! I'm so amped right now!
January 8, 2026 at 5:12 PM
This rocks, Mari! Nothing beats a regular old day of fun during the prime days of our youth! Thanks for inviting me out! I'm so amped right now!
Fuh-fuh-fuh... F-fish... Al... Al... Albacore...
January 8, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Fuh-fuh-fuh... F-fish... Al... Al... Albacore...
Um, Mari? L-let's calm down a little!
January 8, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Um, Mari? L-let's calm down a little!
Wheeew, the breeze feels so good! It was so worth going through a full three sets.
January 8, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Wheeew, the breeze feels so good! It was so worth going through a full three sets.
Change of plans. I realized I have something to do.
January 8, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Change of plans. I realized I have something to do.
Ahaha... You're embarrassing me, Mari...
January 8, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Ahaha... You're embarrassing me, Mari...
All I’ve ever wanted from Auguste was a proper vacation!
January 8, 2026 at 12:56 PM
All I’ve ever wanted from Auguste was a proper vacation!
Fight off? No, I'll murder them dead.
January 8, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Fight off? No, I'll murder them dead.