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Laura K beyond parody
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Political correspondent at the 2nd most reliable news source on the internet. Once had a fling with Boris Johnson. Parody x
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BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney says he is frantically searching for someone even less principled and less popular than Keir Starmer to take over as prime minister. Only candidate who springs to mind is Wes Streeting 😍
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November 12, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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Huge congratulations to Terror for winning the War on Terror ♥️
#TrumpIsANationalDisgrace
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November 11, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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Photo by Normal Island News on November 08, 2025. May be an image of poster, signboard and text that says 'IMAGINE HAVING A TRILLION DOLLARS AND STILL BEING THE WORLD'S BIGGEST LOSER'.
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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BREAKING: Rachel Reeves explains planned tax increases are in line with government's iron-clad commitment to u-turning on every manifesto promise x
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November 8, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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It's on pay-per-view 👀
Photo by Normal Island News on November 05, 2025. May be a Twitter screenshot of text that says 'METRO EXCLUSIVE Alan Dershowitz says he 'will blow his brains out on live τν' Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor By Carl Campanile and Rich Calder Published July 19, 2025, 3:31 p.m. ET 68 Comments'.
November 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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BREAKING: Heroic police officers save public from this terrifying terrorist who was holding a sign the government doesn’t like x
October 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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BREAKING: Keir Starmer somehow comes up with the one thing that will make him less popular than he already is x
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September 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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BREAKING: Iranian woman beaten so badly by the morality police she might lose an eye, all because she was an observer at a peaceful protest.

Hold on, I'm hearing this happened in Australia and she was protesting against genocide. Never mind, it's fine x
Photo by Normal Island News on June 28, 2025. May be an image of 1 person, smiling, hospital and text.
June 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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BREAKING: Fox News has been advised to stop highlighting Mamdani's policies because even Fox viewers are finding them appealing 😭😭😭
Photo by Normal Island News on June 26, 2025. May be an image of 1 person, television, screen, newspaper, newsroom and text that says 'MAMDANI'S ZOHRAN PLATFORM HOUSING FREEZE THE RENT AFFORDABILITY BUILDING AFFORDABLE CREATING CITY-OWNED GROCERY STORES HOUSING FARE FREE BUSES LGBTQIA+ PROTECTIONS EXPANDING AND PROTECTING GENDER- GENDER-AFFIRMING AFFIRMING CARE CITYWIDE MAKING NYC AN LGSTQIA+ SANCTUARY CITY FOX FOX NEWS 3.5B.CT CT LABOR RAISING THE MINIMUM WAGE TO $30 BY 2030 TRUMP-PROOFING NYC END ICE COOPERATION ZOHRAN FOR NEW YORK CITY'.
June 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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BREAKING: Irish tap dancer Conor McGregor has sadly been murdered 😭😭😭
Photo by Normal Island News on June 09, 2025. May be a Twitter screenshot of ‎3 people and ‎text that says '‎liam cunningham @liamcunningham1 8h The Freedom flotilla was attacked during the night. The ship was rammed, boarded and the 12 volunteers kidnapped. This is more reprehensible behaviour from the genocidal regime in Tel Aviv. 990 7 13K 54K ili 962K L Conor McGregor @TheNotorious... •3h thought you were on this boat Liamo, what happened? You forgot your goggles? You get sea sick off the gargle? Bottler. 170 75 536 اوا 111K liam cunningham @liamcunningham1 2h Didn't know you could read and write Conor. Thought you used your hands to tap out. 165 L7 916 7.5K il. 136K‎'‎‎.
June 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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BREAKING: Israel has identified Dawn French as the new leader of Hamas. You have been warned x
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June 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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BREAKING: The driver was white British, but we've decided to make it about foreign Muslims anyway, just because x
Photo by Normal Island News on May 26, 2025. May be a Twitter screenshot of 1 person and text that says 'Darren Grimes @darr... 58m Tonight has proven that the police can give out identifiable characteristics such as as skin colour pretty damn fast when it suits the approved narrative. 236 7420 3.8K li155.8K'.
May 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Looking forward to going to yours, sweetie ♥️
Photo by Laura K beyond parody on April 22, 2025. May be a meme of text that says 'Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Melania and I will be going to to the funeral of Pope Francis, in in Rome. We look forward to being there! 392 ReTruths 1.8k Likes 4/21/25, 4/21/25,3:58PM 3:58'.
April 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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BREAKING: After telling us that if Hamas releases the hostages, the war ends, Israel is now telling us the hostages can't be released because that would mean the war ends x
Photo by Laura K beyond parody on April 20, 2025. May be a Twitter screenshot of text that says '区 Haaretz.com @haaretzcom LIVE UPDATES: Netanyahu spokesperson says hostages cannot be brought back in single phase because Hamas is demanding end to war'.
April 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM