Laura K beyond parody
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Laura K beyond parody
@normal-island-news.threads.net.ap.brid.gy
Political correspondent at the 2nd most reliable news source on the internet. Once had a fling with Boris Johnson. Parody x
Newsletter at link below.

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BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney says he is frantically searching for someone even less principled and less popular than Keir Starmer to take over as prime minister. Only candidate who springs to mind is Wes Streeting 😍
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Huge congratulations to Terror for winning the War on Terror ♥️
#TrumpIsANationalDisgrace
November 11, 2025 at 9:59 AM
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
BREAKING: Rachel Reeves explains planned tax increases are in line with government's iron-clad commitment to u-turning on every manifesto promise x
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 AM
It's on pay-per-view 👀
November 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
BREAKING: Heroic police officers save public from this terrifying terrorist who was holding a sign the government doesn’t like x
October 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
BREAKING: Keir Starmer somehow comes up with the one thing that will make him less popular than he already is x
September 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
BREAKING: Iranian woman beaten so badly by the morality police she might lose an eye, all because she was an observer at a peaceful protest.

Hold on, I'm hearing this happened in Australia and she was protesting against genocide. Never mind, it's fine x
June 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
BREAKING: Fox News has been advised to stop highlighting Mamdani's policies because even Fox viewers are finding them appealing 😭😭😭
June 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
BREAKING: Irish tap dancer Conor McGregor has sadly been murdered 😭😭😭
June 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
BREAKING: Israel has identified Dawn French as the new leader of Hamas. You have been warned x
June 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
BREAKING: The driver was white British, but we've decided to make it about foreign Muslims anyway, just because x
May 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Looking forward to going to yours, sweetie ♥️
April 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
BREAKING: After telling us that if Hamas releases the hostages, the war ends, Israel is now telling us the hostages can't be released because that would mean the war ends x
April 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM