Laura K beyond parody
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Laura K beyond parody
@normal-island-news.threads.net.ap.brid.gy
Political correspondent at the 2nd most reliable news source on the internet. Once had a fling with Boris Johnson. Parody x
Newsletter at link below.

[bridged from https://threads.net/@normal_island_news/ on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
BREAKING: The UK government has announced an inquiry into grooming gangs, but sensibly, the grooming gang that has been linked to Prince Andrew is to be exempt to avoid an awkward situation x
December 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
BREAKING: Former Reform Wales leader Nathan Gill has been jailed for 10 years for taking bribes from Russia because everyone knows our politicians are only allowed to take bribes from Israel x
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
BREAKING: President Trump to imminently strike Venezuela to distract from the whole paedophile thing x
November 14, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Reposted by Laura K beyond parody
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
BREAKING: President Trump has explained that he asked President Herzog to pardon Netanyahu because Netanyahu has the Epstein tapes so he had no choice really. Let's be honest, any self-respecting paedophile would do the same.
#TrumpEpsteinCoverup
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney says he is frantically searching for someone even less principled and less popular than Keir Starmer to take over as prime minister. Only candidate who springs to mind is Wes Streeting 😍
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 AM
BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney, the man who secretly plotted to replace Corbyn with Starmer, is now secretly plotting to replace Starmer with someone else after realising his guy is a bit rubbish. Poor Keir 😭😭😭
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 AM
It’s no secret that many of us are disgusted that the BBC has failed to wholeheartedly support Israel’s genocide or the Epstein client list 👇

https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/were-pretending-the-bbc-is-left-wing
We're pretending the BBC is left wing so Trump can coup it like a Latin American country
In the biggest national scandal of recent days, the BBC accidentally veered from its usual practice of smearing the left and slightly misrepresented someone on the right.
www.normalisland.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Huge congratulations to Terror for winning the War on Terror ♥️
#TrumpIsANationalDisgrace
November 11, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Already screamed at five strangers for not wearing a poppy this morning, including a five year old girl who I made cry ♥️
#RemembranceSunday
November 9, 2025 at 11:31 AM
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
BREAKING: Rap artist 50 Cent has fled New York after discovering that Mamdani's tax plans meant he would be downgraded to 49 Cent 😭
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Britain is a democracy where we value free speech and freedom of the press, but if you dare question our national broadcaster (that you are legally required to pay for), we will sue you into oblivion♥️
November 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I don't know about you, but if I was accused of being biased towards Israel, I would definitely hire a lawyer from UK Lawyers for Israel to prove that I am not biased towards Israel x
November 8, 2025 at 11:13 AM