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Laura K beyond parody
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Political correspondent at the 2nd most reliable news source on the internet. Once had a fling with Boris Johnson. Parody x
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BREAKING: The UK government has announced an inquiry into grooming gangs, but sensibly, the grooming gang that has been linked to Prince Andrew is to be exempt to avoid an awkward situation x
December 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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I think they're colonising Europe now 👀
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/four-european-countries-forced-to
Four European countries forced to make way for Asian country in Eurovision
Four European countries have been forced to make way for an Asian country in the Eurovision Song Contest.
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December 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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I think they're colonising Europe now 👀
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/four-european-countries-forced-to
Four European countries forced to make way for Asian country in Eurovision
Four European countries have been forced to make way for an Asian country in the Eurovision Song Contest.
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December 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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this will definitely save the NHS x

https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/labour-party-bans-asylum-seekers
Labour government bans asylum seekers from taking taxis to hospitals
If an aslylum seeker visits a hospital, the biggest concern is that their journey is as uncomfortable as possible.
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November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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that's alright, then x

https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/nigel-farage-yes-i-was-racist-in
Nigel Farage: "Yes, I was racist in high school, but only in a warm, cuddly way"
When about 20 of Nigel Farage’s former school mates accused him of racism, you would think our next prime minister would frantically deny the accusations, but such a denial is actually unnecessary.
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November 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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He chose the wrong sugar daddy 😭

https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/politician-jailed-for-taking-bribes
Politician jailed for taking bribes from Russia instead of Israel
The disgraced former leader of Reform Wales has been jailed for ten and a half years after taking £40,000 in bribes from Russia.
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November 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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this is so clever x

https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/shabana-mahmoud-announces-that-she
Shabana Mahmoud announces that she is actually Nigel Farage wearing a latex mask
For the longest time, Labour said: “You can’t change things unless you win power” and the moment Labour won power, the one thing it changed was… itself. While Labour supporters celebrated a victory that turned increasingly sour, the real winner of this “change” was the Reform Party which has managed to get its first ever home secretary - an incredible achievement.
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November 20, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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BREAKING: Former Reform Wales leader Nathan Gill has been jailed for 10 years for taking bribes from Russia because everyone knows our politicians are only allowed to take bribes from Israel x
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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this is so clever x

https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/shabana-mahmoud-announces-that-she
Shabana Mahmoud announces that she is actually Nigel Farage wearing a latex mask
For the longest time, Labour said: “You can’t change things unless you win power” and the moment Labour won power, the one thing it changed was… itself. While Labour supporters celebrated a victory that turned increasingly sour, the real winner of this “change” was the Reform Party which has managed to get its first ever home secretary - an incredible achievement.
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November 20, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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The Epstein files just keep giving x

https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/it-turns-out-president-trump-is-the
It turns out President Trump is the Throat Goat
If you’re a normal person, you probably assumed Trump’s biggest concern was that the Epstein files would confirm he is a paedophile.
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November 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Which of the five factions of Your Party will you be joining? x

https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/fledgeling-leftist-party-wages-gruelling
Fledgeling leftist party wages gruelling, principled war... against itself
The fledgeling party from the Independent Alliance of MPs might not have a name yet, but it is already fighting for its principles… by waging a gruelling war against itself.
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November 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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BREAKING: President Trump to imminently strike Venezuela to distract from the whole paedophile thing x
November 14, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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I don't mean to upset you, but he could be about to become P. Diddy's cellmate

https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/devastatingly-the-us-could-be-about
#TrumpEpsteinCoverup
Devastatingly, the US could be about to do a Prince Andrew on President Trump
You’re probably still reeling from the monarchy stripping Prince Andrew of his titles just for being a paedophile, but I’m afraid the news could be about to get worse—much worse—because it looks like President Trump could get the same treatment.
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November 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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this is exciting x

https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/morgan-mcsweeney-searching-for-someone
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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BREAKING: President Trump has explained that he asked President Herzog to pardon Netanyahu because Netanyahu has the Epstein tapes so he had no choice really. Let's be honest, any self-respecting paedophile would do the same.
#TrumpEpsteinCoverup
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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this is exciting x

https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/morgan-mcsweeney-searching-for-someone
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney says he is frantically searching for someone even less principled and less popular than Keir Starmer to take over as prime minister. Only candidate who springs to mind is Wes Streeting 😍
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November 12, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney, the man who secretly plotted to replace Corbyn with Starmer, is now secretly plotting to replace Starmer with someone else after realising his guy is a bit rubbish. Poor Keir 😭😭😭
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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It’s no secret that many of us are disgusted that the BBC has failed to wholeheartedly support Israel’s genocide or the Epstein client list 👇

https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/were-pretending-the-bbc-is-left-wing
We're pretending the BBC is left wing so Trump can coup it like a Latin American country
In the biggest national scandal of recent days, the BBC accidentally veered from its usual practice of smearing the left and slightly misrepresented someone on the right.
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November 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Huge congratulations to Terror for winning the War on Terror ♥️
#TrumpIsANationalDisgrace
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November 11, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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Already screamed at five strangers for not wearing a poppy this morning, including a five year old girl who I made cry ♥️
#RemembranceSunday
November 9, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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BREAKING: Rap artist 50 Cent has fled New York after discovering that Mamdani's tax plans meant he would be downgraded to 49 Cent 😭
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Britain is a democracy where we value free speech and freedom of the press, but if you dare question our national broadcaster (that you are legally required to pay for), we will sue you into oblivion♥️
November 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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I don't know about you, but if I was accused of being biased towards Israel, I would definitely hire a lawyer from UK Lawyers for Israel to prove that I am not biased towards Israel x
November 8, 2025 at 11:13 AM