Cristian....
@normal-cristian.bsky.social
adult ADHD survivor <3
there are some mornings i wake up and i don’t even feel like breakdancing. agh sorry i don’t mean to make things so heavy
April 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
there are some mornings i wake up and i don’t even feel like breakdancing. agh sorry i don’t mean to make things so heavy
My uber driver won’t stop circling around his ex girlfriends place
March 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
My uber driver won’t stop circling around his ex girlfriends place
Reposted by Cristian....
the more i read this the worse it gets. waited until the very last sentence to say that trump did something wrong. you cant be blamed for skimming this response and thinking it isnt falling pathetically in line with trump. because it basically is.
Chuck Schumer finally released a statement on Mahmoud Khalil, beginning with a condemnation not of his arrest, but of him
March 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
the more i read this the worse it gets. waited until the very last sentence to say that trump did something wrong. you cant be blamed for skimming this response and thinking it isnt falling pathetically in line with trump. because it basically is.
My favorite sex position is 11 that’s when you lie naked on the bed next to her and you both look at the ceiling quietly
February 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
My favorite sex position is 11 that’s when you lie naked on the bed next to her and you both look at the ceiling quietly
becoming fully fluent in spanish through the power of positive thinking
January 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
becoming fully fluent in spanish through the power of positive thinking
“staying abreast” is how perverts keep up with the news
January 22, 2025 at 7:34 AM
“staying abreast” is how perverts keep up with the news
[talking to the bozo mom boyfriend who just fumbled my mom] congrats loser 😤👎👎😤 you just lost out ✌🏼 on an amazing stepson 🕺🏽💃🏽💅🏼💅🏼
January 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
[talking to the bozo mom boyfriend who just fumbled my mom] congrats loser 😤👎👎😤 you just lost out ✌🏼 on an amazing stepson 🕺🏽💃🏽💅🏼💅🏼
If you’re in the bathroom to poop feel free to go ahead and pee as well. no harm no foul 👍🏼.
January 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If you’re in the bathroom to poop feel free to go ahead and pee as well. no harm no foul 👍🏼.
[on the phone while holding my baby over the balcony like Michael Jackson] no I’m not doing anything right now
December 24, 2024 at 3:47 PM
[on the phone while holding my baby over the balcony like Michael Jackson] no I’m not doing anything right now
Reposted by Cristian....
Yesterday the New York Times instructed staff to avoid publishing photos of Luigi Mangione's face, internal company messages leaked to me reveal.
"The news value and public service of showing his face is diminishing," Times management told staff.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ny-times-d...
"The news value and public service of showing his face is diminishing," Times management told staff.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ny-times-d...
NY Times Doesn’t Want You to See Mangione’s Face
Management directs staff to “dial back” Luigi Mangione headshots
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 12, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Yesterday the New York Times instructed staff to avoid publishing photos of Luigi Mangione's face, internal company messages leaked to me reveal.
"The news value and public service of showing his face is diminishing," Times management told staff.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ny-times-d...
"The news value and public service of showing his face is diminishing," Times management told staff.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ny-times-d...
If I were a whale and one of my whale friends was covered in barnacles I would assume he was seriously depressed
December 4, 2024 at 5:46 AM
If I were a whale and one of my whale friends was covered in barnacles I would assume he was seriously depressed
[inside of Dillard’s for the first time] what God would allow this
November 29, 2024 at 10:16 PM
[inside of Dillard’s for the first time] what God would allow this
bro. let me milk you
November 29, 2024 at 9:01 PM
bro. let me milk you
My name’s Bond. Cornelius Jackson Bond IV Jr.
November 29, 2024 at 9:00 PM
My name’s Bond. Cornelius Jackson Bond IV Jr.
Going to the masquerade ball and making out with my mom immediately by accident
November 27, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Going to the masquerade ball and making out with my mom immediately by accident
Fuck my stupid ass landlord he wants to change my name to Gavin but that isn’t my vibe!
November 27, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Fuck my stupid ass landlord he wants to change my name to Gavin but that isn’t my vibe!
you would be an amazing mother methinks
November 27, 2024 at 3:08 AM
you would be an amazing mother methinks
Everyone walking on their damn phone…would be a shame if I were to airdrop them a PDF of Atomic Habits……. 😈
November 27, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Everyone walking on their damn phone…would be a shame if I were to airdrop them a PDF of Atomic Habits……. 😈
Men’s rights activist who thinks women have it too good cause they get to free bleed at work
November 26, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Men’s rights activist who thinks women have it too good cause they get to free bleed at work
never stop exploring……
November 26, 2024 at 4:14 PM
never stop exploring……
Doing it in the Disney World Orlando underground tunnels is the ultimate sexual conquest for any respectable Disney Adult
November 26, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Doing it in the Disney World Orlando underground tunnels is the ultimate sexual conquest for any respectable Disney Adult
yeah. my dad’s girlfriends place… 😔😔
I can say "The Bad Place" and everyone reading this knows exactly what I'm talking about.
Glad you're here 💙
Glad you're here 💙
November 26, 2024 at 5:33 AM
yeah. my dad’s girlfriends place… 😔😔
So proud of my team at the Consent Factory for manufacturing over 100 million consent units over this calendar year! No one else I’d rather be putting out these fires with ❤️
November 25, 2024 at 5:51 PM
So proud of my team at the Consent Factory for manufacturing over 100 million consent units over this calendar year! No one else I’d rather be putting out these fires with ❤️
14 hours no Haha reacts to my Bachelor Party Groupchat joke that we hold the bachelor party in “Saudi Arabia” cause “it’s easier for guys to do their ‘thang’ there.” 😔 😔 but history will vindicate me 😄😄
November 25, 2024 at 5:50 PM
14 hours no Haha reacts to my Bachelor Party Groupchat joke that we hold the bachelor party in “Saudi Arabia” cause “it’s easier for guys to do their ‘thang’ there.” 😔 😔 but history will vindicate me 😄😄
Bro your facility is entirely up to code! 😁 Amazing to see the crazy fuck i grew up with now impeccably keeping his structural, fire safety, and electric systems in line with the legal standard! 🔥🔥
November 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Bro your facility is entirely up to code! 😁 Amazing to see the crazy fuck i grew up with now impeccably keeping his structural, fire safety, and electric systems in line with the legal standard! 🔥🔥