Jacob Stark
@norelationtotony.bsky.social
Music | MtG | Mod for @thecommanderstaple.com
I have a complicated relationship with Jund.
I have a complicated relationship with Jund.
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“I asked ChatGPT” is the quickest way for someone to make me both lose all respect for someone and not listen to whatever the hell else is about to leave their mouth
October 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
“I asked ChatGPT” is the quickest way for someone to make me both lose all respect for someone and not listen to whatever the hell else is about to leave their mouth
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No major changes to the Brackets this time, but we've been working on clarifying some of the ~*vibes~* around each Bracket, including adding "safe turns" and delineating expectations for decks, win conditions, and gameplay.
We've also removed tutor restriction from 1 & 2.
We've also removed tutor restriction from 1 & 2.
October 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
No major changes to the Brackets this time, but we've been working on clarifying some of the ~*vibes~* around each Bracket, including adding "safe turns" and delineating expectations for decks, win conditions, and gameplay.
We've also removed tutor restriction from 1 & 2.
We've also removed tutor restriction from 1 & 2.
Banger of the Day (actually on) 10-16:
youtu.be/tIjMOxE_x6U?...
These guys got some chops, coming out of the UK with a SOLID song
youtu.be/tIjMOxE_x6U?...
These guys got some chops, coming out of the UK with a SOLID song
Beauty School - Old Rotten Teeth (Visualiser)
YouTube video by beauty school
youtu.be
October 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Banger of the Day (actually on) 10-16:
youtu.be/tIjMOxE_x6U?...
These guys got some chops, coming out of the UK with a SOLID song
youtu.be/tIjMOxE_x6U?...
These guys got some chops, coming out of the UK with a SOLID song
Banger of the Day 10-16:
music.youtube.com/watch?v=D5M0...
Posting a twofer because Slow Joy is pretty cool
music.youtube.com/watch?v=D5M0...
Posting a twofer because Slow Joy is pretty cool
Do I Wear You Out
YouTube video by Slow Joy - Topic
music.youtube.com
October 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Banger of the Day 10-16:
music.youtube.com/watch?v=D5M0...
Posting a twofer because Slow Joy is pretty cool
music.youtube.com/watch?v=D5M0...
Posting a twofer because Slow Joy is pretty cool
Banger of the Day 10-13:
music.youtube.com/watch?v=lYXw...
Some lofi beats to decompress and procrastinate to
music.youtube.com/watch?v=lYXw...
Some lofi beats to decompress and procrastinate to
waves
YouTube video by BIDO - Topic
music.youtube.com
October 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Banger of the Day 10-13:
music.youtube.com/watch?v=lYXw...
Some lofi beats to decompress and procrastinate to
music.youtube.com/watch?v=lYXw...
Some lofi beats to decompress and procrastinate to
Banger of the Day 10-08:
music.youtube.com/watch?v=CZUw...
Meditative. Take some time to collect yourself and take on the world when you’re at peace.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=CZUw...
Meditative. Take some time to collect yourself and take on the world when you’re at peace.
Shapeless Burst
YouTube video by This Will Destroy You - Topic
music.youtube.com
October 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Banger of the Day 10-08:
music.youtube.com/watch?v=CZUw...
Meditative. Take some time to collect yourself and take on the world when you’re at peace.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=CZUw...
Meditative. Take some time to collect yourself and take on the world when you’re at peace.
Banger of the Day 10-07:
music.youtube.com/watch?v=wPY6...
Gigi Perez has a whole host of good music, you should check it out
music.youtube.com/watch?v=wPY6...
Gigi Perez has a whole host of good music, you should check it out
Sailor Song
YouTube video by Gigi Perez - Topic
music.youtube.com
October 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Banger of the Day 10-07:
music.youtube.com/watch?v=wPY6...
Gigi Perez has a whole host of good music, you should check it out
music.youtube.com/watch?v=wPY6...
Gigi Perez has a whole host of good music, you should check it out
“Money doesn’t buy happiness”
Booster packs are literally $4.99 dawg
Booster packs are literally $4.99 dawg
October 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
“Money doesn’t buy happiness”
Booster packs are literally $4.99 dawg
Booster packs are literally $4.99 dawg
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This is exactly why we have our second amendment. You can’t trust that these people are who they say they are, especially if they’re not providing you ANY dignity, due process, or even something as simple as actual identification.
October 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This is exactly why we have our second amendment. You can’t trust that these people are who they say they are, especially if they’re not providing you ANY dignity, due process, or even something as simple as actual identification.
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normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
October 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
Banger of the Day 10-06:
“Called to the devil and the devil said ‘Hey, why you been calling this late? It’s like 2am and the bars all close at 10 in hell, it’s a rule I made’”
Gods too busy saving souls to save themselves, the devil being better than the world.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=0uT9...
“Called to the devil and the devil said ‘Hey, why you been calling this late? It’s like 2am and the bars all close at 10 in hell, it’s a rule I made’”
Gods too busy saving souls to save themselves, the devil being better than the world.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=0uT9...
It's Called: Freefall
YouTube video by Rainbow Kitten Surprise - Topic
music.youtube.com
October 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Banger of the Day 10-06:
“Called to the devil and the devil said ‘Hey, why you been calling this late? It’s like 2am and the bars all close at 10 in hell, it’s a rule I made’”
Gods too busy saving souls to save themselves, the devil being better than the world.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=0uT9...
“Called to the devil and the devil said ‘Hey, why you been calling this late? It’s like 2am and the bars all close at 10 in hell, it’s a rule I made’”
Gods too busy saving souls to save themselves, the devil being better than the world.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=0uT9...
Banger of the Day 10-05:
music.youtube.com/watch?v=IrK6...
The artistry of the lyrics, the tone being very ethereal, the breakdown being gnarly, I love everything about this song.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=IrK6...
The artistry of the lyrics, the tone being very ethereal, the breakdown being gnarly, I love everything about this song.
Infinite Baths
YouTube video by Sleep Token - Topic
music.youtube.com
October 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Banger of the Day 10-05:
music.youtube.com/watch?v=IrK6...
The artistry of the lyrics, the tone being very ethereal, the breakdown being gnarly, I love everything about this song.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=IrK6...
The artistry of the lyrics, the tone being very ethereal, the breakdown being gnarly, I love everything about this song.
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Not Magic-related, but cool and cathartic as hell. Remember that you are not obligated to tolerate bigotry and hatred in your spaces. Stand up, band together, and push back against Nazi shit. There's no place for it here, despite the worst of us wanting to insist otherwise
October 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Not Magic-related, but cool and cathartic as hell. Remember that you are not obligated to tolerate bigotry and hatred in your spaces. Stand up, band together, and push back against Nazi shit. There's no place for it here, despite the worst of us wanting to insist otherwise
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If you see this share a pic from your device with no explanation…
October 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If you see this share a pic from your device with no explanation…
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You dont hate universes beyond. You dont hate commander players. You dont hate new players chasing ips they like into a new game.
You dont hate "pigs and slop".
You hate capitalism.
Get your shit together and overthrow it or shut the fuck up.
You dont hate "pigs and slop".
You hate capitalism.
Get your shit together and overthrow it or shut the fuck up.
October 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
You dont hate universes beyond. You dont hate commander players. You dont hate new players chasing ips they like into a new game.
You dont hate "pigs and slop".
You hate capitalism.
Get your shit together and overthrow it or shut the fuck up.
You dont hate "pigs and slop".
You hate capitalism.
Get your shit together and overthrow it or shut the fuck up.
Do they call it “Fruit by the 30cm” outside America?
September 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Do they call it “Fruit by the 30cm” outside America?
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As you may have heard Youtube is being AWFUL and Shuffle Up specifically is being HIT HARD by the their latest madness.
We didn't even swear in this one! 🤷♂️ But...I could still use your help.
Please share and repost and retweet and re-up-whatever: youtu.be/SCWMs8JdoAM
❤️
We didn't even swear in this one! 🤷♂️ But...I could still use your help.
Please share and repost and retweet and re-up-whatever: youtu.be/SCWMs8JdoAM
❤️
September 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
As you may have heard Youtube is being AWFUL and Shuffle Up specifically is being HIT HARD by the their latest madness.
We didn't even swear in this one! 🤷♂️ But...I could still use your help.
Please share and repost and retweet and re-up-whatever: youtu.be/SCWMs8JdoAM
❤️
We didn't even swear in this one! 🤷♂️ But...I could still use your help.
Please share and repost and retweet and re-up-whatever: youtu.be/SCWMs8JdoAM
❤️
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Also one very important teaching i took away from the con is just because someone is not matching your energy does not mean they're not happy to see you. Especially when you're an attraction at the event, sometimes seeing a familiar face is a moment for them to turn off the high intensity and relax.
September 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Also one very important teaching i took away from the con is just because someone is not matching your energy does not mean they're not happy to see you. Especially when you're an attraction at the event, sometimes seeing a familiar face is a moment for them to turn off the high intensity and relax.
Judge’s Tower (01/19/2025) - None
A deck created using Moxfield.
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September 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM