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Noraleen
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Broadcasting my irrelevant thoughts here so I don't annoy my friends and family with them
Being in the hospital for a planned surgery makes me so grateful for living in a (for now still) socialist country. Hospital stays are already incredibly stressful, don't want to think about whether I can afford a refill of my tea or not. Take all my tax money if you use it for smth useful like this
August 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
My biggest flaw is thinking I'm the funniest bitch in the room at all times
July 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Omw back home from Vienna Pride sitting on the train. I hope i glittered all over the business guy's suit next to me
(It's super easily removable glitter, don't come at me for property damage lmao)
June 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I'm watching Lost for the first time and my Rimworld ass brain keeps saying: "Jack you need to train an apprentice. You're the only pawn in the colony with any medical skill, what if something happens to you??"
June 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Tell me your favourite The War Within OSTs (outside of Undermine pls, ALL of those are bangers)

Fsr I listen to many iconic Dragonflight and BfA tracks frequently, but nothing from TWW has been omega stuck in my brain so far
May 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
He's too big for his favourite hiding spot but that doesnt keep him from trying
May 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I'm both impressed and insulted that the guy I was talking to at the bar for an hour felt comfortable enough to out himself as a giga transphobe.

Thanks for letting me know you're a garbage person I'll never talk to again, but like, how did you think this conversation would go???
April 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Reposted by Noraleen
Art.
April 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Throwback to when Viktor from Arcane made incels realise, the reason they can't get a girl is not because of their pale ugly looking ass, but because of their dogshit personality
April 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Bible talk?
Bible talk to my ass
April 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Criminalize blue jeans and white sneakers. I'd rather you have bad style than no style at all babe
April 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Hi hello my cat's broken can u fix him pls?
April 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Man dies and goes to heaven every time i pet him
March 30, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Just saw a 15 year old girly girl proudly wearing a Twilight T-shirt.
Nature is healing
March 27, 2025 at 10:18 AM
My time perception is so cooked:
At the concert the band said "we'll play an old song so you'll know how it was like back when we formed the band 15 years ago".
And I thought "Wow, didn't know they've been around since the 90s
February 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My favourite subgenre of Austrian news is people falling off mountain sides
February 3, 2025 at 9:37 AM
He looked cold so I got him a warm brazier :>
January 24, 2025 at 10:55 AM
There's an old driving school in my city with a semi-abstract painting of two girls kissing and idk if they know that that's what is depicted which makes it even better
January 9, 2025 at 11:29 AM
They accuse Gen Alpha of being goon-brained but the coffee vending machine in my hospital waiting room has a naked lady on it
January 9, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Ok so Arcane had a strong focus on Bot and Jungle characters, and the Noxus trailer features a lot of Mid and Top laners.
My prediction is the 3rd installment will be 9 episodes of Bard's magical journey
January 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Me: *goes to the bathroom to take a piss*
My Cat: "She's GONE, she's DEAD, why did she LEAVE me here??!!"
Me: *exits the bathroom 1min later*
My Cat: "Oh hi Mark"
January 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Today I dreamed that Thor from @piratesoftware.live cut his hair and the whole world mourned the loss
Sorry if that's creepy but it is what it is
January 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Just me and my bestie being a little silly-goofy, taking some pictures, nothing serious going on rn nono
December 31, 2024 at 12:23 AM
I won't be there tomorrow to comfort my cats for their first NYE firework bombardment, which makes me a bit sad.
They've been very brave the past few days with the rogue fireworks and my parents take care of them while I'm with friends, so I'm sure they'll be fine. Still I wanna be thereeeee
December 30, 2024 at 6:35 PM
First time out for a run post-surgery and I feel like I'm dying. Luckily I got some motivation - a concert I'm attending in February. I wanna be fit till then, so I can dance and jump and yell for 2hrs straight
December 26, 2024 at 3:14 PM