I can't blame you. I've certainly heard enough stories of folks who've gone through stuff.

I hadn't thought about that part! Good point.

(Yeah, it's a good 'un.)

And the reason that one got written is because Lightfoot wouldn't give Gross permission to use TWotEF in Due South without the permission of every single crewmember's family. So they wrote an original one instead.

(Steel boats, Iron men.)

I'll add it to the list.

I'm learning new things!

...and all that remains is the faces and the names of the wives and the sons and the daughters.

Hear, hear.

I can't figure out which of the two is honestly worse.

The few birds to retain penises.

And only pretend, sadly.

Well, I hope you get it.

As someone with a difficult to pronounce name as well, I understand completely. :)