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25 / he/him / ML / MDNI
massage therapist / yearner for hayden 💞
we must rise up &
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Good fucking riddance Charlie Kirk scum
September 11, 2025 at 6:56 AM
After work goodmorning smoke 💨💨 everyone have a great day, this is a threat
August 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Sorey i been so fucking absent from here. Just been living life with my honey 😎
August 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Hi, i am alive, in fact, going in to work as per usual business. Hope everyone's been well. My girlfriend n I signed for our apartment we move in at the end of the month-ish :D
July 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Taking my fairy shopping heheehe
June 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Gmornin'
June 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Wtf why did i just see a penis on my discover tab. Okay bye bluesky I was enjoying scrolling until that happened :/
June 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Consider donating to Friends of the Everglades and the Center for Biological Diversity. They’ve filed a federal lawsuit in U.S. District Court to try and stop “Alligator Alcatraz” before it opens.
June 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This still!!! Mfer I'm drinking like 3 refills of my 25oz bottle + more
Im drinking so much fucking water why is my pee still yellow
June 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Should I make a voxel (minecraft) typa character / persona thing. Thinking about what to have for my pfp and just how I want to present myself on the internet
June 27, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Gorlfriend gets here in 7+ hours I'm so excited. Im gonna kiss herrrrrrrr so much
June 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Today's pigtails
June 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Work time chat
June 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My dryer is still broken
June 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Gmorn just slept for 10hrs straight. Body demanded it 😂
June 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
goomornen gang, its widdle wednesday. heres a widdle finn n jake
June 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Im drinking so much fucking water why is my pee still yellow
June 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Teen Boy Entering That Awkward Phase Where He A Fucking Pervert

theonion.com/teen-bo...
Teen Boy Entering That Awkward Phase Where He A Fucking Pervert
READING, PA—Having finally begun a new chapter of his journey into manhood, teenage boy Dylan Rackham was reportedly entering that awkward phase this week where he’s a complete fucking pervert. “Dylan’s starting to notice the girls in his class and fantasize about all the depraved, potentially illegal sex shit he wants to do to them,” said Dylan’s father, Elias Rackham, who wistfully recalled having been a nasty little sex-obsessed weirdo himself when he was Dylan’s age. “It’s just a confusing, clumsy stage that boys go through where they’re so perpetually horned up they can’t really function as normal members of society anymore. My sweet Dylan’s going to be a bonafide sex pest to pretty much everyone around him while he stumbles down the bumpy road to maturity—hell, he’s probably going to try sticking it in a couple inanimate objects before the end of this thing. But however noxious his disgusting sexual appetites get, it shouldn’t be more than four or five years before this phase passes. It may end even sooner if his perversion lands him in some kind of court-ordered sex offender rehabilitation program. And no matter how creepy he gets or how many times he jerks off each day, he’ll always be my baby boy!” Dylan’s father added that while the teen would no doubt have questions about his newfound feelings, he could always turn to some of the foulest internet pornography imaginable for guidance.
theonion.com
June 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I did good work at job today everyone say good job Alex 👏🏽
I also hit my knee at the beginning of the 12hr and was super brave about it for the rest of the shift. All-in-all fuck a warehouse plant job. Im looking for work again 😂😂
June 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Feelin rcklss
June 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Was mentally prepping myself to work the whole week 12hr shifts but the supervisors can't get the damn schedule right until today. Finally got some normal shifts tho lol
June 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I never said goodmorning but I I'm at work already gang. Hope everyone is doing well, winning their vidya games and watching they show. Eating they lil gay treats
June 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Gooodnight~ bluesky~
June 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Made it homeeee, didn't beat my record time (13 minutes) but I am finally home. Fuck slow and inconsistent drivers up the fucking ass with a cactus tyvm.
June 23, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Literally ran out the door today I'm getting home so fast today fuck everyone
June 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM