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Sometimes you have to laugh, cause otherwise you'll cry.
If Erdoğan knew better, he'd ban JD Vance from entering Turkey. Ottomans are basically underage couches.
April 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
If Erdoğan knew better, he'd ban JD Vance from entering Turkey. Ottomans are basically underage couches.
My fucking portfolio RN.
a man is wearing goggles and smoking a cigarette
ALT: a man is wearing goggles and smoking a cigarette
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April 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My fucking portfolio RN.
Did we have top officials using Signal when we had dei hires? I feel like we didn't.
March 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Did we have top officials using Signal when we had dei hires? I feel like we didn't.
neveragain isn't safe either. I can't tell if it's pro-holocaust or anti-holocaust, but it has holocaust in it, and that's too much holocaust for me.
March 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
neveragain isn't safe either. I can't tell if it's pro-holocaust or anti-holocaust, but it has holocaust in it, and that's too much holocaust for me.
Holy hell, inflation is a bad tag choice. #neveragain.
March 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Holy hell, inflation is a bad tag choice. #neveragain.
Watching Office Space, and I realized because of inflation, a million dollars probably won't get you two chicks at the same time anymore. #inflation
March 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Watching Office Space, and I realized because of inflation, a million dollars probably won't get you two chicks at the same time anymore. #inflation
Sometimes I use my spouses hand towel, just to assert dominance.
a cartoon of a woman in a store surrounded by turkeys and ducks with the caption i 'm the alpha turkey
ALT: a cartoon of a woman in a store surrounded by turkeys and ducks with the caption i 'm the alpha turkey
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March 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Sometimes I use my spouses hand towel, just to assert dominance.
I'm getting really tired of having to cut my fingernails every few months, they just keep growing back.
March 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I'm getting really tired of having to cut my fingernails every few months, they just keep growing back.
Crazy idea:
Public private companies. 60%govt owned, 40% public. Taxed like a non profit, and pays dividends of profits. The company bills the govt at cost, and leftover capacity is sold to the public at market rates.
Public private companies. 60%govt owned, 40% public. Taxed like a non profit, and pays dividends of profits. The company bills the govt at cost, and leftover capacity is sold to the public at market rates.
March 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Crazy idea:
Public private companies. 60%govt owned, 40% public. Taxed like a non profit, and pays dividends of profits. The company bills the govt at cost, and leftover capacity is sold to the public at market rates.
Public private companies. 60%govt owned, 40% public. Taxed like a non profit, and pays dividends of profits. The company bills the govt at cost, and leftover capacity is sold to the public at market rates.
Clearly, the answer is to build schools inside Tesla dealerships. That way the police will protect the kids by proxy
March 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Clearly, the answer is to build schools inside Tesla dealerships. That way the police will protect the kids by proxy
Instead of doing fines whenever a public corporation breaks the law, just force them to issue % more shares. Watch how fast CEOs fall over themselves to ensure they follow the laws, and brag about how they have always prioritized legal compliance and ethical behavior.
March 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Instead of doing fines whenever a public corporation breaks the law, just force them to issue % more shares. Watch how fast CEOs fall over themselves to ensure they follow the laws, and brag about how they have always prioritized legal compliance and ethical behavior.
Hear me out. What about instead of banning stock buy backs, we just limit it to the % mean of all the salary raises given in the previous year. Align incentives and all that.
March 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Hear me out. What about instead of banning stock buy backs, we just limit it to the % mean of all the salary raises given in the previous year. Align incentives and all that.
Is it weird that the longer this year goes on, the more I want to sell everything I own and go homestead somewhere?
March 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Is it weird that the longer this year goes on, the more I want to sell everything I own and go homestead somewhere?
I think it's kind of weird that conservatives that didn't enlist when they had the opportunity suddenly want to deprive people who actually have the balls to serve the chance.
March 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I think it's kind of weird that conservatives that didn't enlist when they had the opportunity suddenly want to deprive people who actually have the balls to serve the chance.
If you got $5 to spare and want it to go towards defeating authoritarianism, the Wild Hornets isn't a bad option.
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March 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
If you got $5 to spare and want it to go towards defeating authoritarianism, the Wild Hornets isn't a bad option.
Imagine your marriage potentially imploding in front of the whole word by this guy you used to despise, and watch how he just discards you when he's done, and you gain nothing.
www.latintimes.com/vances-taste...
www.latintimes.com/vances-taste...
Vance's 'Tasteless' Joke About Wife Usha Has Social Media Telling Her to 'Run'
Vice President JD Vance made a "tasteless" joke about his wife, Usha, during a public appearance, saying she has to smile, laugh and celebrate anything he says.
www.latintimes.com
March 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Imagine your marriage potentially imploding in front of the whole word by this guy you used to despise, and watch how he just discards you when he's done, and you gain nothing.
www.latintimes.com/vances-taste...
www.latintimes.com/vances-taste...
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic]
Bitch, get off that door!
Bitch, get off that door!
March 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic]
Bitch, get off that door!
Bitch, get off that door!
Man, I need more acreage between me and my neighbors. And more room for raised beds.
March 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Man, I need more acreage between me and my neighbors. And more room for raised beds.
If it seems weird to you that all the people in Trump's administration seem stupid, remember, stupidity is a hallmark of authoritarians. Authoritarians value loyalty and suppress dissent. Only dumbass sycophants are left. Case in point, just look around.
a young boy in a blue shirt is looking at the camera .
ALT: a young boy in a blue shirt is looking at the camera .
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March 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
If it seems weird to you that all the people in Trump's administration seem stupid, remember, stupidity is a hallmark of authoritarians. Authoritarians value loyalty and suppress dissent. Only dumbass sycophants are left. Case in point, just look around.
Democratic Leadership rn #democrats
a man in a suit is playing a violin while another man plays a double bass
ALT: a man in a suit is playing a violin while another man plays a double bass
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March 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Democratic Leadership rn #democrats
You know that saying "good times create weak men, yada yada". Well, this is it. This is what weak men creating hard times looks like.
March 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
You know that saying "good times create weak men, yada yada". Well, this is it. This is what weak men creating hard times looks like.
It really annoys the shit out of me how people call govt employees lazy, when 1/2 of them could earn way more in the private sector. The only reason they are there is because they want to be.
March 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
It really annoys the shit out of me how people call govt employees lazy, when 1/2 of them could earn way more in the private sector. The only reason they are there is because they want to be.