Nathan I was very upset by that, thank you sir
May 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Nathan I was very upset by that, thank you sir
Who up conclaving their pope rn?
April 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Who up conclaving their pope rn?
Henry Cavill has no on screen charisma. He’s only good in Fallout and he’s only good in that because he’s big. Stop defending man from uncle to me. I do not like man from uncle.
April 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Henry Cavill has no on screen charisma. He’s only good in Fallout and he’s only good in that because he’s big. Stop defending man from uncle to me. I do not like man from uncle.
I am literally scared of Nathan Fielder. If I saw him in public I would run for my life.
April 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I am literally scared of Nathan Fielder. If I saw him in public I would run for my life.
I chose a terrible year to get sober
April 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I chose a terrible year to get sober
I would have tried the IKEA horse meatballs. I’m a curious man.
January 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I would have tried the IKEA horse meatballs. I’m a curious man.
She Hillary on my Rodham til I Clinton
January 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
She Hillary on my Rodham til I Clinton
If it takes me twice as long but I get to avoid a conversation I’ll do it
December 29, 2024 at 5:39 AM
If it takes me twice as long but I get to avoid a conversation I’ll do it
In this house we believe that Bilbo cheated when he asked “what have I got in my pocket” instead of a riddle.
December 22, 2024 at 6:35 AM
In this house we believe that Bilbo cheated when he asked “what have I got in my pocket” instead of a riddle.
I’m scared by how much I love a good sandwich. That could leveraged against me.
December 15, 2024 at 5:56 AM
I’m scared by how much I love a good sandwich. That could leveraged against me.
Anybody who uses the word “objectively” when describing the quality of art should be beaten with hammers and have their Reddit account deleted.
December 12, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Anybody who uses the word “objectively” when describing the quality of art should be beaten with hammers and have their Reddit account deleted.
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“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
December 5, 2024 at 2:38 AM
“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
I learned how to whistle and how to ride a bike with no handlebars within the same five minutes when I was 21, biking on my way home from the Philly zoo while on acid. I just removed the mental barriers in my brain because I realized I could.
December 4, 2024 at 7:59 AM
I learned how to whistle and how to ride a bike with no handlebars within the same five minutes when I was 21, biking on my way home from the Philly zoo while on acid. I just removed the mental barriers in my brain because I realized I could.
I’ve been to exactly one margaritaville in my life and for that I’m glad Jimmy Buffett is dead
December 4, 2024 at 7:00 AM
I’ve been to exactly one margaritaville in my life and for that I’m glad Jimmy Buffett is dead
Pardoning Hunter is my favorite thing Biden has done next to training all those dogs to bite secret service. Hunter is so cool. He’s living the life I want to.
December 2, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Pardoning Hunter is my favorite thing Biden has done next to training all those dogs to bite secret service. Hunter is so cool. He’s living the life I want to.
The coen brothers really knew how to utilize George Clooney and I miss it. O brother where art thou is a masterwork.
November 24, 2024 at 3:44 AM
The coen brothers really knew how to utilize George Clooney and I miss it. O brother where art thou is a masterwork.
Do you think anybody told Jimmy Carter?
November 23, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Do you think anybody told Jimmy Carter?
I have no cock, and I must cream
November 23, 2024 at 1:24 AM
I have no cock, and I must cream
I might be the only filmbro without a Letterboxd account. It’s not because I’m humble, it’s because I know that my taste in film is better than everyone else and I have nothing to prove to anyone. I know that if you ask me for a rec, you’ll say “thank you Noah that was great” like a good little boy
November 22, 2024 at 5:47 AM
I might be the only filmbro without a Letterboxd account. It’s not because I’m humble, it’s because I know that my taste in film is better than everyone else and I have nothing to prove to anyone. I know that if you ask me for a rec, you’ll say “thank you Noah that was great” like a good little boy
During the battle of Arakeen in Dune pt. 1 when Gurney says “With me!” and then charges at the Harkonnen ground troops and the Atreides anthem starts blasting I always find myself levitating out of my seat. That’s movies right there, baby.
November 21, 2024 at 2:39 AM
During the battle of Arakeen in Dune pt. 1 when Gurney says “With me!” and then charges at the Harkonnen ground troops and the Atreides anthem starts blasting I always find myself levitating out of my seat. That’s movies right there, baby.
I think a second pandemic would fix me
November 21, 2024 at 2:00 AM
I think a second pandemic would fix me
Pokémon teaches kids that dogfighting is ok
November 21, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Pokémon teaches kids that dogfighting is ok
Later David Attenborough series are wicked depressing, man. Just a 100 year old guy screaming into the void over the most breathtaking images you will ever see, trying to force someone, anybody to listen to him about the Anthropogenic Mass Extinction.
November 21, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Later David Attenborough series are wicked depressing, man. Just a 100 year old guy screaming into the void over the most breathtaking images you will ever see, trying to force someone, anybody to listen to him about the Anthropogenic Mass Extinction.
I always get a little pang of grief when the sandwich is over. Gone too soon. Alas.
November 21, 2024 at 12:05 AM
I always get a little pang of grief when the sandwich is over. Gone too soon. Alas.
I got an early chopper out of Saigon, i left twitter the day after the election. I hope we get screenshots of everyone who stayed who went down posting while it collapsed into the nazi singularity. They’re the bravest among us.
November 20, 2024 at 7:09 AM
I got an early chopper out of Saigon, i left twitter the day after the election. I hope we get screenshots of everyone who stayed who went down posting while it collapsed into the nazi singularity. They’re the bravest among us.