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noodles
@noods2007.bsky.social
18 | Pansexual | He/Him

I exist and I enjoy music and video games and food

Forgive me if I’m a little slow I’m American
I apologize for bad takes
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Clearly, I was not familiar with Andrew Cuomo. Nor am I now, but I don’t think I shall invite him to rock and roll
Clearly, it was time to rock and roll
Andrew Cuomo just posted this video on threads with no caption.
August 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
One thing I hate about SpongeBob is how everyone refers to the Krabby Patty as a sandwich and not a burger

It’s like saying “Cars 2 is a franchise”, you’re not entirely wrong and have some form of category correct, but the scope is just wide enough to just be frustrating, just call it a burger
August 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I understand that the death of Grigori Rasputin is not and should not be known as the events that transpired in the last chorus of the song that paints him as a nigh-unkillable sex god

But imagining such a nigh-unkillable sex god is really funny and kinda wish it was real
July 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I feel old…
July 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Dwarf Fortress isn’t my favorite game to play, but rather my favorite game to hear stories of due to glitches and exploits alone

Like how cats momentarily break the world because they try to pick up an item with their hands that do not exist

Or how the cats got so drunk they’d die in a second
July 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Reposted by noodles
Vivian Paper Mario Stream Sketch Request [ twitch.tv/genczilla ]
July 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Why do they call him a hedgehog when he’s clearly THE GOAT
a cartoon drawing of sonic the hedgehog running in a blue background
Alt: An animated GIF of Sonic the Hedgehog running against a streaked blue background, presumably very fast.
media.tenor.com
July 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Clearly, it was time to rock and roll
Andrew Cuomo just posted this video on threads with no caption.
July 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Earthbound is funny as fuck cuz like imagine being legit hurt by a yo-yo. Not a battle yo-yo or something like that, a Duncan brand original butterfly yo-yo.

Brother how can you call yourself a gang member you got your ass kicked inwards by a kid with a fucking yo-yo
July 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Idk shot about politics, I just think war is largely unjustifiable and nazism and fascism are bad
July 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I once saw this plushy at my high school senior trip to an amusement park. I never won it, so instead I looked up the brand and now my sights are set.

I’ll get you one day, Kawaii Kuties Tanuki plush the size of my torso. Maybe on Etsy, but definitely not directly from the source (they don’t sell).
July 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM