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All I Want For Christmas Is You shot #1
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
All I Want For Christmas Is You shot #1
Me justifying being the only other "No" vote: "I want them released. I KNOW Donald, Billy C, Billy G, Prince Andrew, Dersh, Chris Tucker, Dave Cop-a-feel, Stephen Hawking, all those guys are pedophiles. Want the proof to come out bad... but I couldn't leave my boy Clay out there by himself."
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Me justifying being the only other "No" vote: "I want them released. I KNOW Donald, Billy C, Billy G, Prince Andrew, Dersh, Chris Tucker, Dave Cop-a-feel, Stephen Hawking, all those guys are pedophiles. Want the proof to come out bad... but I couldn't leave my boy Clay out there by himself."
they shouldn’t go on top of the cage in war games matches cuz it’s scary, but also it grinds the rest of the match to a halt
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
they shouldn’t go on top of the cage in war games matches cuz it’s scary, but also it grinds the rest of the match to a halt
wolves gonna lose cuz minneapolis didn’t elect omar
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
wolves gonna lose cuz minneapolis didn’t elect omar
everyone “yasss qweening” the cia agent becoming governor of VA and celebrating it as a victory alongside Zohran shows how non-existent the left still is in this country
November 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
everyone “yasss qweening” the cia agent becoming governor of VA and celebrating it as a victory alongside Zohran shows how non-existent the left still is in this country
must feel really shitty for all the teams that let darnold go
November 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
must feel really shitty for all the teams that let darnold go
hey vikings, what if I killed myself?
November 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
hey vikings, what if I killed myself?
the refs hate the minnesota vikings
November 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
the refs hate the minnesota vikings
Halloween Fleetwood Mac cover band really driving home how GOATed of a band Fleetwood Mac is
November 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Halloween Fleetwood Mac cover band really driving home how GOATed of a band Fleetwood Mac is
Hollywood Hogan costume vs Sting costume: people love the Stinger way more
November 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Hollywood Hogan costume vs Sting costume: people love the Stinger way more
what about the timberwolves? who cares. bulls 4-0. happy halloween. whoop whoop
October 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
what about the timberwolves? who cares. bulls 4-0. happy halloween. whoop whoop
been driving me crazy as a guy who wears pants with a belt 99% of the time. desperately need a follow up that specifies the pants cuz the fuck you mean you’re undoing your belt every time you piss!?
this is probably going to start shit over here but shout out to neil as the results of this poll have officially driven me insane
October 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
been driving me crazy as a guy who wears pants with a belt 99% of the time. desperately need a follow up that specifies the pants cuz the fuck you mean you’re undoing your belt every time you piss!?
Very cool to not really care about a baseball game, but know some team’s fans had to stay up til 3am to watch their team drop a game in the world series. Very romantic sport.
October 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Very cool to not really care about a baseball game, but know some team’s fans had to stay up til 3am to watch their team drop a game in the world series. Very romantic sport.
Maria is gonna kick us out. wrap it up boys!
October 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Maria is gonna kick us out. wrap it up boys!
lol baseball is cool
October 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
lol baseball is cool
hate the vikings hate okc
October 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
hate the vikings hate okc
Bald Rudy is bad vibes
October 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Bald Rudy is bad vibes
"ahh geez should we trust the blackwater merc with a nazi tattoo... oooo i dunnoo"
October 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
"ahh geez should we trust the blackwater merc with a nazi tattoo... oooo i dunnoo"
i hate carson wentz bro
October 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
i hate carson wentz bro
KOC, it's time to row the boat
October 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
KOC, it's time to row the boat
have fun at the No Kings op today lib twitter! rooting for you guys!
October 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
have fun at the No Kings op today lib twitter! rooting for you guys!
hello lib twitter. i won 8 dollars on sports betting tonight. i would normally post this on x the everything app, but i’m trying to give this place a shot. i like sports and sports betting, but i’m not a chud. i won 8 dollars.
October 17, 2025 at 4:25 AM
hello lib twitter. i won 8 dollars on sports betting tonight. i would normally post this on x the everything app, but i’m trying to give this place a shot. i like sports and sports betting, but i’m not a chud. i won 8 dollars.