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She/they. Doctor - professional "sorry for the wait" apologiser.
We're not at the level of augmentation where we're referring to my cunt as "The Machine" she's merely "Genetically Enhanced"
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I think I missed the freshers week session where we were given the gift of clairvoyance regarding the overall economic outlook, inflation and pay.

Was probs hungover tbh.
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Hahaaa, it's seven years old so it has *a* smell, but not the one you're thinking of.
November 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If you're not jumping on the back and holding on with one hand, then what sort of superhero/villain are you?
Disappointed tbh.
November 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Medically thick.
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM