Noodles
@noodlesnood.bsky.social
She/they. Doctor - professional "sorry for the wait" apologiser.
Honestly, I refer patients to specialists so they can see SPECIALISTS. Not people less qualified in medicine than I am.
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Honestly, I refer patients to specialists so they can see SPECIALISTS. Not people less qualified in medicine than I am.
I was the bravest girl at the dentist and have earned every drop of these (with straw to avoid dribbling issues)
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I was the bravest girl at the dentist and have earned every drop of these (with straw to avoid dribbling issues)
Bought so much stuff for my niece Amazon now thinks I have a child at home.
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Bought so much stuff for my niece Amazon now thinks I have a child at home.
Wes is lying about drs support for these strikes.
We as a group know exactly how much shop floor support there is, as does the union, as to legally strike required a ballot of members.
As Wes said, “The power to stop these strikes is in the government’s hands.”
A pay dispute requires a pay deal.
We as a group know exactly how much shop floor support there is, as does the union, as to legally strike required a ballot of members.
As Wes said, “The power to stop these strikes is in the government’s hands.”
A pay dispute requires a pay deal.
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Wes is lying about drs support for these strikes.
We as a group know exactly how much shop floor support there is, as does the union, as to legally strike required a ballot of members.
As Wes said, “The power to stop these strikes is in the government’s hands.”
A pay dispute requires a pay deal.
We as a group know exactly how much shop floor support there is, as does the union, as to legally strike required a ballot of members.
As Wes said, “The power to stop these strikes is in the government’s hands.”
A pay dispute requires a pay deal.
I don't really understand how @thekingsfund.bsky.social thinks this is acceptable.
Headline states the exact opposite of the evidence.
GP registrars are not GPs.
This is misleading, unethical & panders to the lies pushed by @rthonwesstreeting.bsky.social
⬆️ Population
⬇️ GPs
Patients want doctors.
Headline states the exact opposite of the evidence.
GP registrars are not GPs.
This is misleading, unethical & panders to the lies pushed by @rthonwesstreeting.bsky.social
⬆️ Population
⬇️ GPs
Patients want doctors.
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I don't really understand how @thekingsfund.bsky.social thinks this is acceptable.
Headline states the exact opposite of the evidence.
GP registrars are not GPs.
This is misleading, unethical & panders to the lies pushed by @rthonwesstreeting.bsky.social
⬆️ Population
⬇️ GPs
Patients want doctors.
Headline states the exact opposite of the evidence.
GP registrars are not GPs.
This is misleading, unethical & panders to the lies pushed by @rthonwesstreeting.bsky.social
⬆️ Population
⬇️ GPs
Patients want doctors.
NEW CAR DAY
NEW CAR DAY
NEW CAR DAY
NEW CAR DAY
NEW CAR DAY
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
NEW CAR DAY
NEW CAR DAY
NEW CAR DAY
NEW CAR DAY
NEW CAR DAY
Over on X we have MPs posting deepfake AI videos of their opponents at the dispatch box.
People will point out this breaks parliamentary code, which is true, but more than that it’s a proper gutter licking move from an MP who tried to position themselves as leader of the opposition. A
People will point out this breaks parliamentary code, which is true, but more than that it’s a proper gutter licking move from an MP who tried to position themselves as leader of the opposition. A
November 8, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Over on X we have MPs posting deepfake AI videos of their opponents at the dispatch box.
People will point out this breaks parliamentary code, which is true, but more than that it’s a proper gutter licking move from an MP who tried to position themselves as leader of the opposition. A
People will point out this breaks parliamentary code, which is true, but more than that it’s a proper gutter licking move from an MP who tried to position themselves as leader of the opposition. A
I’m not saying I’m terminally online, but this happened in the charity shop.
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I’m not saying I’m terminally online, but this happened in the charity shop.
🚨 DOUBLE LAP CAT 🚨
I REPEAT: THIS IS A DOUBLE LAP CAT ALERT
I REPEAT: THIS IS A DOUBLE LAP CAT ALERT
October 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
🚨 DOUBLE LAP CAT 🚨
I REPEAT: THIS IS A DOUBLE LAP CAT ALERT
I REPEAT: THIS IS A DOUBLE LAP CAT ALERT
“Sorry boss, had the map on walk mode”
October 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
“Sorry boss, had the map on walk mode”
I watched a TV show this week about whether AI could take over our jobs.
I wouldn't trust it to mop the floors.
I wouldn't trust it to mop the floors.
October 23, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I watched a TV show this week about whether AI could take over our jobs.
I wouldn't trust it to mop the floors.
I wouldn't trust it to mop the floors.
Went to buy this book on Amazon with a view to trying to sort my life out somewhat, and oh, ok, righteo then.
To think, I sometimes feel like an imposter and doubt my diagnosis.
To think, I sometimes feel like an imposter and doubt my diagnosis.
October 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Went to buy this book on Amazon with a view to trying to sort my life out somewhat, and oh, ok, righteo then.
To think, I sometimes feel like an imposter and doubt my diagnosis.
To think, I sometimes feel like an imposter and doubt my diagnosis.
Not all bullying is bad.
October 9, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Not all bullying is bad.
I've seen more inspiring prose written on toilet doors.
October 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I've seen more inspiring prose written on toilet doors.
This is the most ridiculous choice being made by NHS/Government management.
I cannot even begin to describe how monumentally stupid this decision is.
I cannot even begin to describe how monumentally stupid this decision is.
October 4, 2025 at 11:11 AM
This is the most ridiculous choice being made by NHS/Government management.
I cannot even begin to describe how monumentally stupid this decision is.
I cannot even begin to describe how monumentally stupid this decision is.
The boys/Gen V are the best shows being made right now.
By a long way.
By a long way.
October 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The boys/Gen V are the best shows being made right now.
By a long way.
By a long way.
Me: wonders why my cats are overweight despite my measuring their food and calories tightly and having strict portion control.
The “unopened and sealed” bag of food:
The “unopened and sealed” bag of food:
September 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Me: wonders why my cats are overweight despite my measuring their food and calories tightly and having strict portion control.
The “unopened and sealed” bag of food:
The “unopened and sealed” bag of food:
Probably should’ve measured before purchase.
Nothing good happens in the bottom right corner of the telly anyway.
Nothing good happens in the bottom right corner of the telly anyway.
September 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Probably should’ve measured before purchase.
Nothing good happens in the bottom right corner of the telly anyway.
Nothing good happens in the bottom right corner of the telly anyway.
Every single woman I know has made this expression at least once in their life.
September 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Every single woman I know has made this expression at least once in their life.
Hello home, I love you 🥰
September 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Hello home, I love you 🥰
Another day of being sicker than many of the the patients I’ll see in clinic today 😅
August 29, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Another day of being sicker than many of the the patients I’ll see in clinic today 😅
999?
Hello?
How can I help you?
I’d like to report some criminals who live in my house please. They commit many crimes.
Hello?
How can I help you?
I’d like to report some criminals who live in my house please. They commit many crimes.
August 18, 2025 at 7:31 AM
999?
Hello?
How can I help you?
I’d like to report some criminals who live in my house please. They commit many crimes.
Hello?
How can I help you?
I’d like to report some criminals who live in my house please. They commit many crimes.
There we go @theguardian.com, I fixed it for you.
August 13, 2025 at 8:44 AM
There we go @theguardian.com, I fixed it for you.
Oh dear.
Am trapped.
Cannot possibly move when pinned down by such an angel.
Am trapped.
Cannot possibly move when pinned down by such an angel.
August 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Oh dear.
Am trapped.
Cannot possibly move when pinned down by such an angel.
Am trapped.
Cannot possibly move when pinned down by such an angel.