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I, too, long for a home with a Bedroom 4 Full Bsth 4'3, with an outdoor Master Room next to my sliding door deck.
December 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I, too, long for a home with a Bedroom 4 Full Bsth 4'3, with an outdoor Master Room next to my sliding door deck.
"What do you mean you tied your foreskin around a milk-jug?"
"If you smell gunsmoke coming from my pores, something good is about to happen."
"The Library of Alexandria is written in omegaverse slick."
These are sentences that now exist in recorded history.
"If you smell gunsmoke coming from my pores, something good is about to happen."
"The Library of Alexandria is written in omegaverse slick."
These are sentences that now exist in recorded history.
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
"What do you mean you tied your foreskin around a milk-jug?"
"If you smell gunsmoke coming from my pores, something good is about to happen."
"The Library of Alexandria is written in omegaverse slick."
These are sentences that now exist in recorded history.
"If you smell gunsmoke coming from my pores, something good is about to happen."
"The Library of Alexandria is written in omegaverse slick."
These are sentences that now exist in recorded history.
Gotta be the best friends pet deck leader
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Gotta be the best friends pet deck leader
"Things should be alive!"
That's absolutely right, Doug. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish grocery shopping while being inconsolable.
(Y'all are still monsters [still compliment])
That's absolutely right, Doug. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish grocery shopping while being inconsolable.
(Y'all are still monsters [still compliment])
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
"Things should be alive!"
That's absolutely right, Doug. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish grocery shopping while being inconsolable.
(Y'all are still monsters [still compliment])
That's absolutely right, Doug. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish grocery shopping while being inconsolable.
(Y'all are still monsters [still compliment])
Someone should tell the kids we switched to brackets.
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Someone should tell the kids we switched to brackets.
"We just watched your ship fly away from an active battle after receiving top-secret documents."
princess leia from star wars is talking to stormtroopers and says i don 't know what you 're talking about
ALT: princess leia from star wars is talking to stormtroopers and says i don 't know what you 're talking about
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
"We just watched your ship fly away from an active battle after receiving top-secret documents."
This is a wildly better strategy to get every alpha-podcast-bro to vote Dem than any mid-tier, failure of an idea floated by million-dollar think tanks trying to somehow appease someone outside their actual demographic.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This is a wildly better strategy to get every alpha-podcast-bro to vote Dem than any mid-tier, failure of an idea floated by million-dollar think tanks trying to somehow appease someone outside their actual demographic.
Will also accept
a man with a beard is holding a gun and saying message for you sir
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a gun and saying message for you sir
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Will also accept
DOOR! OPENING! NOISE!
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
DOOR! OPENING! NOISE!
That episode of OpenTabs is gonna be fantastic.
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
That episode of OpenTabs is gonna be fantastic.
Should be exiled on removal and cannot enter from exile.
Because, I don't think Space Sword is coming back.
Because, I don't think Space Sword is coming back.
November 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Should be exiled on removal and cannot enter from exile.
Because, I don't think Space Sword is coming back.
Because, I don't think Space Sword is coming back.
Clamp isn't Equipment, it's a sac outlet
November 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Clamp isn't Equipment, it's a sac outlet
Weird way to spell Sultai
November 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Weird way to spell Sultai
I was just thinking pay walk would be a better name for the taint.
October 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I was just thinking pay walk would be a better name for the taint.
Jolkien R. R. Tolkien gives one dwarf a harp, several dominoes later, we have Diggy Hole.
October 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Jolkien R. R. Tolkien gives one dwarf a harp, several dominoes later, we have Diggy Hole.
i CaN fIx HeR
ShE's PeRfEcT
No.
I need her to make me worse.
ShE's PeRfEcT
No.
I need her to make me worse.
October 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
i CaN fIx HeR
ShE's PeRfEcT
No.
I need her to make me worse.
ShE's PeRfEcT
No.
I need her to make me worse.
I would lock my chevrons for this game.
October 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I would lock my chevrons for this game.
*gestures at everything*
October 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
*gestures at everything*
It's obviously Return to Llorwynn
October 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
It's obviously Return to Llorwynn