Alastair Hazell
@noodlechaser.bsky.social
Whimsical nonsense from the world of Alastair—entrepreneur and inventor of the world's first edible spacesuit (made of sponge fingers).
I'm using my incredible powers of mystic noodling to give you my predictions for 2025. Full article: www.chasinganoodle.com/p/my-predict...
January 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I'm using my incredible powers of mystic noodling to give you my predictions for 2025. Full article: www.chasinganoodle.com/p/my-predict...
Christmas cards for pets are just getting ridiculous, aren’t they?
December 20, 2024 at 12:10 PM
Christmas cards for pets are just getting ridiculous, aren’t they?
The Oxford word of the year is ‘brain rot.’ I don’t mean to be pedantic, but it’s not a single word, is it? It’s a bit like me saying my favourite fruit is a pear and apple crumble. Or, my favourite pop singer is S Club 7 (which is actually true).
December 3, 2024 at 2:32 PM
The Oxford word of the year is ‘brain rot.’ I don’t mean to be pedantic, but it’s not a single word, is it? It’s a bit like me saying my favourite fruit is a pear and apple crumble. Or, my favourite pop singer is S Club 7 (which is actually true).
The alternative to the Outpatient wards…
October 6, 2024 at 10:25 AM
The alternative to the Outpatient wards…
New product idea…
September 9, 2024 at 4:25 PM
New product idea…
I’m starting an OnlyFans…
August 21, 2024 at 2:56 PM
I’m starting an OnlyFans…
I think athletics relays could be made more interesting if they swapped the batons out for a selection of seasonal vegetables.
August 5, 2024 at 9:57 AM
I think athletics relays could be made more interesting if they swapped the batons out for a selection of seasonal vegetables.
Introducing a new concept: the ‘Multi-Story Car Park.’ Visitors drive in and park. Someone then reads them a selection of children’s bedtime books.📚
August 2, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Introducing a new concept: the ‘Multi-Story Car Park.’ Visitors drive in and park. Someone then reads them a selection of children’s bedtime books.📚
Came up with a new meat brand today…
July 29, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Came up with a new meat brand today…
I can’t disagree with this…
July 11, 2024 at 1:27 PM
I can’t disagree with this…
I’m creating a new stage show: ‘Safety Curtain’. I still have a few things to iron out (plot, scripts). But, mark my words, you’ll soon be seeing SAFETY CURTAIN in theatres up and down the country!
July 3, 2024 at 10:46 AM
I’m creating a new stage show: ‘Safety Curtain’. I still have a few things to iron out (plot, scripts). But, mark my words, you’ll soon be seeing SAFETY CURTAIN in theatres up and down the country!
The moment it hits you that you’ve fallen into a new age bracket (and there’s only 2 left to go!)… 😳
June 5, 2024 at 2:14 PM
The moment it hits you that you’ve fallen into a new age bracket (and there’s only 2 left to go!)… 😳
Asked ChatGPT to create an image of the Ministry of Silly Walks. It’s not quite right, is it? 🤔 #airguitar
June 3, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Asked ChatGPT to create an image of the Ministry of Silly Walks. It’s not quite right, is it? 🤔 #airguitar
