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It’s crazy to think that there was a Gameboy version of Mortal Kombat
Mortal Kombat: Legacy Kollection is $39.99 on US eShop buff.ly/Bz4dR9V
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It’s crazy to think that there was a Gameboy version of Mortal Kombat
Conservatives are so close to getting it.
November 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Conservatives are so close to getting it.
I’m sitting at a bar and an older gentleman just rolled up to the bar and ordered the bisque and a cup of ice.
#legendary
#legendary
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I’m sitting at a bar and an older gentleman just rolled up to the bar and ordered the bisque and a cup of ice.
#legendary
#legendary
“I’m going to go and try on some pants” sounds like a sick euphemism
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
“I’m going to go and try on some pants” sounds like a sick euphemism
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Anyone going to Mar-a-Lago these days reminds me of the people desperate to go to the Playboy Mansion in the 2010s. Hoping you’ll come back with an anecdote about seeing something freaky or get a camera snap of a condom floating in the grotto…
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Anyone going to Mar-a-Lago these days reminds me of the people desperate to go to the Playboy Mansion in the 2010s. Hoping you’ll come back with an anecdote about seeing something freaky or get a camera snap of a condom floating in the grotto…
We are truly living in a new world.
I just made a left hand turn off of Rt1-9 in NJ
I just made a left hand turn off of Rt1-9 in NJ
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
We are truly living in a new world.
I just made a left hand turn off of Rt1-9 in NJ
I just made a left hand turn off of Rt1-9 in NJ
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November 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Mickey 17 was a really good movie.
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Mickey 17 was a really good movie.
I love physical media but I just don’t get steelbooks.
November 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I love physical media but I just don’t get steelbooks.
Palm Springs, ca: where somehow the least stylish people live in the most stylish homes.
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Palm Springs, ca: where somehow the least stylish people live in the most stylish homes.
I wish I was still on twitter so I can post about how easy I could fall asleep to this.
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I wish I was still on twitter so I can post about how easy I could fall asleep to this.
Sometimes I think wordle bot gets jealous.
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Sometimes I think wordle bot gets jealous.
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The experience of going on Facebook these days is equivalent of having a stroke
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
The experience of going on Facebook these days is equivalent of having a stroke
Ok. How did I not know about this?
November 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Ok. How did I not know about this?
I’m assuming passage of the bill to open up the Epstein documents means we are about to go to war with Turks and Caicos
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I’m assuming passage of the bill to open up the Epstein documents means we are about to go to war with Turks and Caicos
Vertigo is a story about a man who wants to fuck a ghost.
November 18, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Vertigo is a story about a man who wants to fuck a ghost.
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Unprecedented FBI security protocols aside... I find it hard to believe Kash Patel actually has a girlfriend.
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Unprecedented FBI security protocols aside... I find it hard to believe Kash Patel actually has a girlfriend.
If Hollywood had any balls, they would make a movie about Peter Stromare’s character from the Volkswagen commercials
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
If Hollywood had any balls, they would make a movie about Peter Stromare’s character from the Volkswagen commercials
Dear people under 60,
No one wants to hear your Dylan covers album.
No one wants to hear your Dylan covers album.
Dear people over 60,
No one wants to hear your Dylan covers album
No one wants to hear your Dylan covers album
November 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Dear people under 60,
No one wants to hear your Dylan covers album.
No one wants to hear your Dylan covers album.
Dear people over 60,
No one wants to hear your Dylan covers album
No one wants to hear your Dylan covers album
November 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Dear people over 60,
No one wants to hear your Dylan covers album
No one wants to hear your Dylan covers album
Make that the worst half
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Make that the worst half
The Bucks may have just played the worst quarter of basketball I’ve ever seen.
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The Bucks may have just played the worst quarter of basketball I’ve ever seen.
Only Charli xcx can make apple and airport sound the same.
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Only Charli xcx can make apple and airport sound the same.