A Big Noob
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A Big Noob
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Ive been digging through these Epstein emails and I think I found the smoking gun
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
That about sums it up. #NBAplayoffs #NBAsky #Celtics
May 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
When the Magic shoot 3s, it looks like they've never seen a basketball before.
April 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
What a fuckin' dork
Shocked this didn’t work
April 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
A reminder that through this latest scandal, Pete Hegseth is summoning all his willpower to not drink.
March 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Mayor Wu with an educated Boston style "fuck you" to this committee. Dropping the fact that the Celtics are the NBA champs is 🤌. Proud to be from here.

Just needed to slam an Dunkin iced coffee at the end of this to seal the deal.
Mayor Michelle Wu's Opening Statement to the United States House Committee on Oversight
YouTube video by City of Boston
youtu.be
March 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Fly, eagles, fly
March 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Nice.
February 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
We live in an era where you can read a live feed of a 600 bil dollar man trip out on a power fantasy.

That fantasy? Getting rid of people's ability to easily pay taxes online for free.

What a sad fuckin fantasy, man. I'm worth a lot less I can think of way cooler to do when I'm drunk on power.
February 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
But... her emails...

*gasps*

*dies*
February 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"I think part of the way we keep them alive my parents, certainly, and David as well is when we talk with people who are also within the orbit. And then we talk about it, and we remember, and we smile and we laugh, and we have that warm feeling, Which I think helps. But it’s never the same."
Kyle MacLachlan on Losing David Lynch, Their 40-Year Creative Partnership, and the Work They Never Got To Do
“We were talking about ideas,” the Twin Peaks and Blue Velvet star says. “It was like, ‘What’s next?’ And then, suddenly—poof—he’s gone.”
www.gq.com
January 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Mark finding out Elon kinda sucks
Daryl Turns Out To Be A Racist - Peep Show
YouTube video by Peep Show
www.youtube.com
January 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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I got the Shopify site for my Fantasy Map Playing Cards up and running. Even though I used to make custom themes, the free ones are actually decent. timbertalescards.com
Timber Tales Cards
Hand illustrated playing cards for fantasy map-making, world-building, and TTRPGs.
timbertalescards.com
November 26, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Found the next Transportation Secretary
November 21, 2024 at 2:47 AM