Nic
@noo-thompson.bsky.social
Love a good brew. Hate rudeness/hypocrisy, love animals, art, books, gardening/nature, science, genealogy, crafting, kindness, hugs, history, learning stuff. Funny & quirky make life more interesting. Slave to 5 cats. Don't get me started about dried fruit
Hi! Have had a totally rubbish night, worrying about my beloved Sam - she's still totally zoned out (did the vet give her a huge spliff when I wasn't looking?). No more vomiting blood overnight, so I'll count that as a small improvement 🤞
January 18, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Hi! Have had a totally rubbish night, worrying about my beloved Sam - she's still totally zoned out (did the vet give her a huge spliff when I wasn't looking?). No more vomiting blood overnight, so I'll count that as a small improvement 🤞
That's why it's bollocks! And as for arses....mine is so big it's a contender for the third runway at Gatwick 🤣
January 18, 2026 at 10:11 AM
That's why it's bollocks! And as for arses....mine is so big it's a contender for the third runway at Gatwick 🤣
Do you know about manatee nipples? They are in the flipper "armpit" region, so babies can suckle alongside their mum 🍼
And I LOVE bats, so thanks for the info! There is a pipistrelle bat colony near me, & I often watch them feeding in my garden 🦇
And I LOVE bats, so thanks for the info! There is a pipistrelle bat colony near me, & I often watch them feeding in my garden 🦇
January 18, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Do you know about manatee nipples? They are in the flipper "armpit" region, so babies can suckle alongside their mum 🍼
And I LOVE bats, so thanks for the info! There is a pipistrelle bat colony near me, & I often watch them feeding in my garden 🦇
And I LOVE bats, so thanks for the info! There is a pipistrelle bat colony near me, & I often watch them feeding in my garden 🦇
I am a veritable treasure trove of haunting trivia that no-one wants to know! 😁🤣
January 17, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I am a veritable treasure trove of haunting trivia that no-one wants to know! 😁🤣
But you're missing the point, hun! You would be giving them exactly what they want, thus making them happy, AND you'd get paid!!
January 17, 2026 at 10:33 AM
But you're missing the point, hun! You would be giving them exactly what they want, thus making them happy, AND you'd get paid!!
I read Cynthia Payne's book. She had slaves clean her house, and pay her for the privilege, so I'm sure that Mistress Flups the Fabulous would have no trouble finding such gentlemen! x
January 17, 2026 at 10:25 AM
I read Cynthia Payne's book. She had slaves clean her house, and pay her for the privilege, so I'm sure that Mistress Flups the Fabulous would have no trouble finding such gentlemen! x
As ye sow, so shall ye reap. Stick to your guns!
January 17, 2026 at 10:09 AM
As ye sow, so shall ye reap. Stick to your guns!
The woman I worked with was the most mumsy, matronly person that I think I've ever met (but I saw photos...). Human desires & needs are truly infinite 😁
January 17, 2026 at 10:05 AM
The woman I worked with was the most mumsy, matronly person that I think I've ever met (but I saw photos...). Human desires & needs are truly infinite 😁
He can keep his tiny hands off of the 4 x 100m relay 1st place certificate that I won in junior school. And all of my Brownie badges. AND I was Sixer of the Pixie pack, and he won't ever get that.
January 16, 2026 at 10:28 PM
He can keep his tiny hands off of the 4 x 100m relay 1st place certificate that I won in junior school. And all of my Brownie badges. AND I was Sixer of the Pixie pack, and he won't ever get that.
Hi, sweetheart! Not doing too badly, I guess. Hope Yungdaught is ok. I feel your financial pain - my payments have just "migrated", so a 2 week wait has been 5 this time..😒
January 16, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Hi, sweetheart! Not doing too badly, I guess. Hope Yungdaught is ok. I feel your financial pain - my payments have just "migrated", so a 2 week wait has been 5 this time..😒
OK. How about online agony aunt, or life coach?
January 16, 2026 at 8:42 PM
OK. How about online agony aunt, or life coach?
A while back, I discovered that a woman I worked with was a dominatrix in her spare time - might be worth thinking about...you could set up an "Only Slaves" website...
January 16, 2026 at 8:34 PM
A while back, I discovered that a woman I worked with was a dominatrix in her spare time - might be worth thinking about...you could set up an "Only Slaves" website...
To add insult to injury, this bird is (genuinely) called a kakapo...
January 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
To add insult to injury, this bird is (genuinely) called a kakapo...
Aww...izzums going to have a tantrum, den, Donnie?
January 16, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Aww...izzums going to have a tantrum, den, Donnie?
Have you sewn the Romanov jewels into your clothes for safe keeping? 😁
January 16, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Have you sewn the Romanov jewels into your clothes for safe keeping? 😁
I worry it may still be in there, plotting revenge & calling for reinforcements... 🐭💣
January 16, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I worry it may still be in there, plotting revenge & calling for reinforcements... 🐭💣
Mine brought in a live mouse recently, which scuttled under the kitchen cabinets. I left the back door open as much as possible, & have never seen any droppings, smelt anything etc, but even now, the cats will sometimes go & sit in the kitchen, just staring...
January 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Mine brought in a live mouse recently, which scuttled under the kitchen cabinets. I left the back door open as much as possible, & have never seen any droppings, smelt anything etc, but even now, the cats will sometimes go & sit in the kitchen, just staring...
Good for her. The boy and her "best friend" can both get in the sea, & stay there until they grow up.
January 14, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Good for her. The boy and her "best friend" can both get in the sea, & stay there until they grow up.
The pat-paw-miaowzi are everywhere...
January 14, 2026 at 9:22 AM
The pat-paw-miaowzi are everywhere...
Did you know that this is an ancient Japanese treatment? It's called "Hitbuttso", & is very relaxing 🤣
January 14, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Did you know that this is an ancient Japanese treatment? It's called "Hitbuttso", & is very relaxing 🤣
A feline prodigy in the making...
January 11, 2026 at 1:28 PM
A feline prodigy in the making...
You engage in conversation: you are leading them on, & deserve what you get.
You refuse to engage: you are a heartless bitch, & deserve what you get.
You refuse to engage: you are a heartless bitch, & deserve what you get.
January 10, 2026 at 9:59 PM
You engage in conversation: you are leading them on, & deserve what you get.
You refuse to engage: you are a heartless bitch, & deserve what you get.
You refuse to engage: you are a heartless bitch, & deserve what you get.
...but did he add the milk first? 🤣
January 10, 2026 at 9:56 PM
...but did he add the milk first? 🤣