Well that's just slander - anarchy would be such a step up.

They say if you collect ten Keanu imposters and spin around three times, the real one appears and tells you he's donated a thousand dollars in your name to your favorite charity.

This perspective relies on the narrative that he's a mastermind. He's not. He's a labradoodle.

I know I've always taught children that any time you offend somebody with something you've said, just say "it's in the dictionary" to absolve yourself of all responsibility.

"I really wish we could do more about climate change, but Exxon-Mobil gave me enough money for my beach mansion."

That might not work, but they could always give it a shot.

It's a three camera teen sitcom that opens with killing one of the main characters. Funny? Traumatic? Questionably green lit? It's at least two of those things, and it's haunted me for thirty years.

Is taking wealth and power from the hoarding few and spreading it amongst the historically poor and powerless a power grab?

Curious, that's a real thinker. Let's shelve it for another four years and come back to it.

Hey, that's awesome for the already significantly better parallel universe where politicians never implemented the electoral college in the first place.

And Doc is not the same as Sneezy.

Wait, what are we doing?

The last anti-vaxxer I talked to believed it was very reasonable to look into the idea that the pyramids were built by technologically advanced humans 10,000 years ago in order to travel through space.

Scientific principles aren't really on the table here.

Sure, but think of it from their perspective - you might also consider it a mandate if it were your second popular vote win in 36 years.