"ʜᴀɪᴋᴜꜱ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀɪᴄᴋ,
ꜱᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴅᴇᴇᴘᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ,
'ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ᴇɴ ᴍᴀꜱꜱᴇ"

ꜱᴏ ʜᴇ ᴡʀᴏᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴜᴘ
ɪɴ ᴀ ꜱᴇʟꜰ ᴀᴡᴀʀᴇ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ
ᴘᴏᴇᴛɪᴄ ꜱᴀᴛɪʀᴇ

ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ
ᴍᴇʀᴇʟʏ ᴀɴ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ
ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴏʀ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ

Hi! From our reports, it tastes like Green!
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Hi! We at Nontendo can not confirm or deny these rumors at this time, but we kindly ask you to not circulate the idea of incineration to the rest of our fanbase.
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Hi! Our favorite green guy, Pogo!
We understand the confusion as it coincides with your username, but rest assured we will send Nontendo Lawyers to handle it.

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We at Nontendo pride ourselves on fast and high quality services, and although we apologize for the presumably defective unit, we're glad you still got to make many happy memories with your Nontendo Electronic Fun System!

Hi! We at Nontendo respect all of our office workers and can assure you they are all working happily to bring you the best #NontendoNX experiences!

We at Nontendo of America have always been blue, as it's our signature color!

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Hi! Kevin is not dead nor our primary mascot, just one of the many lovable characters in the Nontendo library!

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