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Welcome to the official Nontendo profile for gaming news! We’re watching, too. For ESRB ratings go to http://esrb.org
(ʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴘᴀꜱꜱɪɴɢ ᴅᴀʏ)
ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴛᴏʟᴅ
ꜱᴇᴇᴍꜱ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴀ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ
ᴀꜱ ᴘᴏꜱᴛꜱ ꜱʟᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴄʀᴀᴡʟ

ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ᴏᴜᴛ
ᴍᴀʀᴠᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰʀᴏᴢᴇɴ ᴀɪʀ
ᴄᴏɴꜱɪᴅᴇʀꜱ ᴀ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ

ᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛɪᴍᴇ
ᴛᴏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴏɴ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘʀᴏᴊᴇᴄᴛꜱ
ʟᴇᴛ ɴᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴏ ʀᴇꜱᴛ

ꜱᴏ ʜᴇ ᴡʀᴏᴛᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ
ɪᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴘᴀᴜꜱɪɴɢ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ
ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴡɪᴛ
December 29, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Reposted by Nontendo of America
Pro tip: Banana.

#NontendoNX
November 15, 2024 at 4:33 AM
We at Nontendo of America apologize for the lack of posts.
The Turkey got out.
November 30, 2024 at 4:44 PM
🚨 The Cyber Deals sale is here! Score big savings on select #NontendoNX games. Now through 12/2 at 11:59 PM PT.
November 23, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Shhh. Scroll quietly, he's sleeping. #Kevin #Nontendo
November 17, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Pro tip: Banana.

#NontendoNX
November 15, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Thank you for tuning in yesterday to the #SuperNontendoWorld Forward!
We're just as excited as you are for the opening of "Pogo's Waterslide" in 2026, and hope you have lots of fun at Super Nontendo World every time you visit!
November 12, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Fun Fact Friday: in some regions, Nontendo offers flavored #NontendoNX cartridges that come in a wide variety of flavors, such as Meat, Green, and as shown below, Soup!
These are currently banned in America.
November 8, 2024 at 8:03 PM
The Nontendo Orb Classic "The Wolf Within" returns on the #NontendoNX in 2026!

Play as Wilson, a lonely drifter who is cursed to turn into a fearsome wolf by night, and try to balance your morals with your uncontrollable blood lust in this remaster of the critically acclaimed classic.
November 5, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Don't forget to add that extra hour back when you set the time on your #Nontendo DVR!
November 5, 2024 at 5:26 AM
With Pogo's Adventure coming later next year, we wanted to share a short look back at how our favorite green guy has evolved throughout the years.

Despite a small hiatus after 2007, he's kept his signature brown shoes and big blue eyes, and he's ready to head off on his greatest adventure in 2025!
November 3, 2024 at 4:55 PM
We at Nontendo are glad you enjoyed your Nontendo Entertainment Orb! Fun Fact: Our original prototype was actually a cube.
We realized this would not work for our needs as the cube was very difficult to move from location to location, so we redesigned it to be an easy to roll ball.
November 1, 2024 at 7:27 PM
We at Nontendo want to celebrate our illustrious history of gaming systems, from the Nontendo Electronic Fun Station (typically abbreviated to NEFS) all the way to our latest console the #NontendoNX
What was your first #Nontendo console? Share in the comments below!
November 1, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Hi! We at Nontendo of America did not have any significant plans besides announcing the latest #NontendoNX game "Pogo's Adventure" and wishing all #Nontendo fans a happy Halloween!

Thanks for watching!
@nontendoamerica.bsky.social so what's supposed to happen this october 31st
October 31, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Our favorite janitor Kevin and everyone at Nontendo wishes you all a Happy Halloween!

Save up to 75% on some spooky games when you visit the #NontendoDigiShop
October 31, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Our final announcement for today is a new adventure for everyone's favorite green blob: Pogo's Adventure! Coming to #NontendoNX later next year!

That's all for today folks, follow for more awesome #NontendoNX news!
October 31, 2024 at 5:04 AM
ᴛʀᴀɴꜱᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ
ʀᴇʙᴏᴏᴛɪɴɢ
ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴏʀ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴀᴄᴛ ɪ
October 31, 2024 at 4:59 AM
ᴛʀᴀɴꜱᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ɪɴ ᴘʀᴏɢʀᴇꜱꜱ
ᴇꜱᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛɪᴏɴ: 1 ʜᴏᴜʀ, 50 ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇꜱ
October 31, 2024 at 3:10 AM
doug is posting from somewhere else i dont know how i dont nkow what hes doing but m̸̮͓̿̑y̷̪̹͑̐ ̷̹̿͂h̴̰͌ẹ̵̓̋a̸̙̖̚͝d̸͔̺͗ ̶̪͘h̷̡͉̒u̵̫̣̐̏r̸̟͗ͅt̵̫̉s̵̻̾ its ringing stop it please the skky is t̴o̴o̴ ̴b̴r̴i̴g̴h̴t̴ ̴i cant see help the moon is growing i cant stop it
October 31, 2024 at 3:07 AM
ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴅᴜɪᴛ ɪꜱ ɪɴ ʜɪꜱ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴛᴛᴇʀʏ ɪꜱ ɪɴ ʜɪꜱ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ
ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴀɴꜱᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇɢɪɴ
October 31, 2024 at 3:05 AM
ɪᴛ ʙᴇɢɪɴꜱ
October 31, 2024 at 3:00 AM
update: i can see the moon now

and it's cracked like doug's drawing

at this point i just want the camera crew to jump out and reveal the prank idc how stupid ive looked
October 31, 2024 at 2:53 AM
i saw something move in the grass on the monitor

i swear i did

idk what but i saw movement
October 31, 2024 at 2:47 AM
think i heard thunder outside

i can't see any clouds on the stupid monitor but i heard a crash outside

honestly hoping the power goes out cause then maybe the lock will disengage and i can get out of this hell hole

or im trapped in here without power
October 31, 2024 at 1:36 AM
i want to beat myself up for taking this job but it's not like i could've predicted this of all things happening

and the worst part? I'm kinda numb to it all right now.

weird drawer, creepy pictures, red sky? who cares
i just want to leave man
October 31, 2024 at 1:33 AM