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Joe
@nomadqz.bsky.social
· Dec 15
Year-end goals for 2026: hit weight mark of 200lbs, ration of one energy drink per month, pay off debt, have wedding, finish Dredd cosplay. Survive.
If you can't outrun them, then know how to hide. If you can't outhide them, know how to be clever. But if you get to the point you can't outfox them, you'd better know how to kill.
January 13, 2026 at 6:41 PM
If you can't outrun them, then know how to hide. If you can't outhide them, know how to be clever. But if you get to the point you can't outfox them, you'd better know how to kill.
I'm not really mentally okay. I'm still trying.
January 2, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I'm not really mentally okay. I'm still trying.
The smartest deal I've made this year was treating myself to the "ultimate edition" of Star Wars: Outlaws for $30. Yeah, that's $100 off. I tell everyone this and it's been true for years: all Ubisoft games drop drastically in price and if you wait at least a year.
December 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The smartest deal I've made this year was treating myself to the "ultimate edition" of Star Wars: Outlaws for $30. Yeah, that's $100 off. I tell everyone this and it's been true for years: all Ubisoft games drop drastically in price and if you wait at least a year.
I'm so happy the carbonite is gone
December 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I'm so happy the carbonite is gone
Things aren't good. Still, I persist.
December 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Things aren't good. Still, I persist.
Year-end goals for 2026: hit weight mark of 200lbs, ration of one energy drink per month, pay off debt, have wedding, finish Dredd cosplay. Survive.
December 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Year-end goals for 2026: hit weight mark of 200lbs, ration of one energy drink per month, pay off debt, have wedding, finish Dredd cosplay. Survive.
Year 2025 goals failed. 2026, failure is not an option.
December 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Year 2025 goals failed. 2026, failure is not an option.
All things considered, I should not have played The Outlast Trials. Context and plot spoilers to follow:
December 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
All things considered, I should not have played The Outlast Trials. Context and plot spoilers to follow:
Where Winds Meet is fantastic.
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Where Winds Meet is fantastic.
The apocalypse happens. The world is slowly being engulfed in fire. Extinction has begun. Most hold their loved ones and pray for it to be quick. Some stare into the blaze, arms wide and smiling. Few pick up arms and rage against the end....
November 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The apocalypse happens. The world is slowly being engulfed in fire. Extinction has begun. Most hold their loved ones and pray for it to be quick. Some stare into the blaze, arms wide and smiling. Few pick up arms and rage against the end....
I have gone through several trials in my life. Each one has changed me in some way, some even altering my core beliefs.
I wonder what I'll be on the other side of this one?
I wonder what I'll be on the other side of this one?
October 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I have gone through several trials in my life. Each one has changed me in some way, some even altering my core beliefs.
I wonder what I'll be on the other side of this one?
I wonder what I'll be on the other side of this one?
I ain't afraid of no ghost
September 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I think social media technology needs to regress by a decade or so. Facebook is a goddamn cesspool.
September 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I think social media technology needs to regress by a decade or so. Facebook is a goddamn cesspool.
I want people to mourn me when I die, but not to the point where it's difficult to go on. I don't want to burden others, even in death. We all have our eventual end, I know but we're never really ready, aren't we?
September 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I want people to mourn me when I die, but not to the point where it's difficult to go on. I don't want to burden others, even in death. We all have our eventual end, I know but we're never really ready, aren't we?
I blinked and a month went by. Remember that blizzard in '93 when we got snowed in? I ate myself sick from all the M&Ms in the candy bowl. We turned on the gas in the fireplace for warmth and light since the power had been out for days.
I'll blink and it'll be Friday again.
And nothing will change.
And nothing will change.
September 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I blinked and a month went by. Remember that blizzard in '93 when we got snowed in? I ate myself sick from all the M&Ms in the candy bowl. We turned on the gas in the fireplace for warmth and light since the power had been out for days.
As I've said before, Sonic 3 the movie is a wonderful time spent and helps heal my inner child SO MUCH. It makes me feel like it's 2001 again. Christ, I was FOURTEEN when I first met Shadow the Hedgehog.
August 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
As I've said before, Sonic 3 the movie is a wonderful time spent and helps heal my inner child SO MUCH. It makes me feel like it's 2001 again. Christ, I was FOURTEEN when I first met Shadow the Hedgehog.
I want to reach out and touch the sky...
August 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I want to reach out and touch the sky...
Reposted by Joe
Born to Joke Boat. ⛵ Forced to Job Job. 💼
April 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Born to Joke Boat. ⛵ Forced to Job Job. 💼
Have a picture of my boy for a palate cleanser:
August 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Have a picture of my boy for a palate cleanser:
Still writing that scenario of being private security hired to protect company assets at Disneyland during the Purge
Lots of loopholes and macguffins to stomp out. It's also difficult to have a concrete motivation when 1) all crime is legal and 2) you're just a hired gun.
Lots of loopholes and macguffins to stomp out. It's also difficult to have a concrete motivation when 1) all crime is legal and 2) you're just a hired gun.
August 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Still writing that scenario of being private security hired to protect company assets at Disneyland during the Purge
Lots of loopholes and macguffins to stomp out. It's also difficult to have a concrete motivation when 1) all crime is legal and 2) you're just a hired gun.
Lots of loopholes and macguffins to stomp out. It's also difficult to have a concrete motivation when 1) all crime is legal and 2) you're just a hired gun.
The new 2025 Ghostbusters Spirit Halloween Life-size replica Proton Pack has an odd update: the sound speaker has been moved to the wand from the pack. While this makes more sense for the wand sfx, I can't wrap my head around the cyclotron noise coming from MY HANDS
August 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The new 2025 Ghostbusters Spirit Halloween Life-size replica Proton Pack has an odd update: the sound speaker has been moved to the wand from the pack. While this makes more sense for the wand sfx, I can't wrap my head around the cyclotron noise coming from MY HANDS
I do wish we weren't bombarded with ads and news all the goddamn time.
August 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I do wish we weren't bombarded with ads and news all the goddamn time.
Today, I treated myself and soaked my feet in a scalding bath, then trimmed my toenails. It's easy to overlook your feet in the shower. But they're your constant load-bearing core and a critical part of function and need regular maintenance.
Also scrubbed and washed my beard. That was nice.
Also scrubbed and washed my beard. That was nice.
August 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Today, I treated myself and soaked my feet in a scalding bath, then trimmed my toenails. It's easy to overlook your feet in the shower. But they're your constant load-bearing core and a critical part of function and need regular maintenance.
Also scrubbed and washed my beard. That was nice.
Also scrubbed and washed my beard. That was nice.
I'll blink and it'll be Friday again.
And nothing will change.
And nothing will change.
August 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I'll blink and it'll be Friday again.
And nothing will change.
And nothing will change.