Nolan Rutland
@nolanrutland.com
Filmmaker from Austin, Texas.
This is my personal account.
This is my personal account.
What’s it called when you don’t have gender dysphoria but you’re jealous of women in every conceivable way?
August 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
What’s it called when you don’t have gender dysphoria but you’re jealous of women in every conceivable way?
Oops! Embarrassing. I thought my headphones were connected but I accidentally started playing 4’33” by John Cage on full volume in public.
August 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Oops! Embarrassing. I thought my headphones were connected but I accidentally started playing 4’33” by John Cage on full volume in public.
History is different when you realize that for most of human history our pipes were made of lead and we drank like monsters. So just about every famous person born before 1986 had their brains destroyed with lead poisoning and alcoholism. So let's not act like the past was great.
April 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
History is different when you realize that for most of human history our pipes were made of lead and we drank like monsters. So just about every famous person born before 1986 had their brains destroyed with lead poisoning and alcoholism. So let's not act like the past was great.
Hey all! To anyone who sees this, I'm raising funds for my final project for film school. It's called "Are You There Satan? It's Me, Bryan" and it's very funny. We've already hit our first goal and every dollar we make will make this even more awesome. Thanks.
gofund.me/cffc6037
gofund.me/cffc6037
Donate to Support Nolan Rutland's Film School Project, organized by Nolan Rutland
UPDATE #1: I'm so overwhelmed that we reached our initial goal of $800 in th… Nolan Rutland needs your support for Support Nolan Rutland's Film School Project
gofund.me
March 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Hey all! To anyone who sees this, I'm raising funds for my final project for film school. It's called "Are You There Satan? It's Me, Bryan" and it's very funny. We've already hit our first goal and every dollar we make will make this even more awesome. Thanks.
gofund.me/cffc6037
gofund.me/cffc6037
The world would be so much better if dudes debated instead of fighting.
“Oh, yeah? You wanna come over here and say that to my face? Just try it and see if your argument holds up to rigorous debate!”
“Oh, yeah? You wanna come over here and say that to my face? Just try it and see if your argument holds up to rigorous debate!”
February 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The world would be so much better if dudes debated instead of fighting.
“Oh, yeah? You wanna come over here and say that to my face? Just try it and see if your argument holds up to rigorous debate!”
“Oh, yeah? You wanna come over here and say that to my face? Just try it and see if your argument holds up to rigorous debate!”
This doesn’t really feel representative of my year as a whole but…sure.
January 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
This doesn’t really feel representative of my year as a whole but…sure.
Yes, I’ve been listening to Christmas music on repeat all month. That’s because I’m jolly-pilled. I’m cheer-maxing. I’m a cozy-cel. I’m going hohoho mode.
December 8, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Yes, I’ve been listening to Christmas music on repeat all month. That’s because I’m jolly-pilled. I’m cheer-maxing. I’m a cozy-cel. I’m going hohoho mode.
Netflix’s ads are the most intrusive and greediest shit I’ve ever seen in my life. The ads that automatically pause if you switch to another tab are a particular piece of shit.
I canceled my subscription on the spot.
I canceled my subscription on the spot.
December 5, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Netflix’s ads are the most intrusive and greediest shit I’ve ever seen in my life. The ads that automatically pause if you switch to another tab are a particular piece of shit.
I canceled my subscription on the spot.
I canceled my subscription on the spot.
I love when artists just rewrite the lyrics of their hits to make them Christmas songs. Every artist should be required to do it.
December 3, 2024 at 2:50 PM
I love when artists just rewrite the lyrics of their hits to make them Christmas songs. Every artist should be required to do it.
First Chicago Snow Day of the season! Had to take some photos. ☃️
Taken on my Canon T5i with 55-250mm lens.
#chicago #snow #photography
Taken on my Canon T5i with 55-250mm lens.
#chicago #snow #photography
November 21, 2024 at 5:07 PM
First Chicago Snow Day of the season! Had to take some photos. ☃️
Taken on my Canon T5i with 55-250mm lens.
#chicago #snow #photography
Taken on my Canon T5i with 55-250mm lens.
#chicago #snow #photography
I’m watching When Harry Met Sally right now and wondering what the hell happened to Meg Ryan. She had several iconic roles in the 80s and 90s then disappeared.
Several older actors have mounted comebacks, Ryan was the sweetheart of her generation, why hasn’t she come back?
Several older actors have mounted comebacks, Ryan was the sweetheart of her generation, why hasn’t she come back?
November 18, 2024 at 12:14 AM
I’m watching When Harry Met Sally right now and wondering what the hell happened to Meg Ryan. She had several iconic roles in the 80s and 90s then disappeared.
Several older actors have mounted comebacks, Ryan was the sweetheart of her generation, why hasn’t she come back?
Several older actors have mounted comebacks, Ryan was the sweetheart of her generation, why hasn’t she come back?
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What it feels like when I hit 30 followers:
November 17, 2024 at 4:05 AM
What it feels like when I hit 30 followers:
10 shows to get to know me
1. Futurama
2. Community
3. Avatar: The Last Airbender
4. Band of Brothers
5. Mad Men
6. You’re the Worst
7. Daredevil
8. Loki
9. Parks & Rec
10. I Think You Should Leave
1. Futurama
2. Community
3. Avatar: The Last Airbender
4. Band of Brothers
5. Mad Men
6. You’re the Worst
7. Daredevil
8. Loki
9. Parks & Rec
10. I Think You Should Leave
10 shows to get to know me
1. Warrior
2. Green Wing
3. Forever Knight
4. Life on Mars UK
5. Annika
6. Versailles
7. Black Books
8. Batman the Animated Series
9. Animaniacs
10. Cheers
1. Warrior
2. Green Wing
3. Forever Knight
4. Life on Mars UK
5. Annika
6. Versailles
7. Black Books
8. Batman the Animated Series
9. Animaniacs
10. Cheers
10 shows to get to know me
1. I Love Lucy
2. Community
3. 30 Rock
4. The Wire
5. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
6. Insecure
7. The Real World
8. Catastrophe
9. Sex and the City
10. Key & Peele
1. I Love Lucy
2. Community
3. 30 Rock
4. The Wire
5. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
6. Insecure
7. The Real World
8. Catastrophe
9. Sex and the City
10. Key & Peele
November 17, 2024 at 2:39 AM
10 shows to get to know me
1. Futurama
2. Community
3. Avatar: The Last Airbender
4. Band of Brothers
5. Mad Men
6. You’re the Worst
7. Daredevil
8. Loki
9. Parks & Rec
10. I Think You Should Leave
1. Futurama
2. Community
3. Avatar: The Last Airbender
4. Band of Brothers
5. Mad Men
6. You’re the Worst
7. Daredevil
8. Loki
9. Parks & Rec
10. I Think You Should Leave
I know ads are probably coming at some point but right now it’s just REALLY nice to enjoy a platform that isn’t about throwing ads in my face all the time for dumb bullshit I’ll never buy.
November 16, 2024 at 2:25 PM
I know ads are probably coming at some point but right now it’s just REALLY nice to enjoy a platform that isn’t about throwing ads in my face all the time for dumb bullshit I’ll never buy.
People of Bluesky! Let’s get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie? Quote share your answer in GIF form
November 16, 2024 at 5:51 AM
People of Bluesky! Let’s get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie? Quote share your answer in GIF form
“What’s a way I can spend two hours just yapping to you?”
- Someone moments before suggesting going to see a movie and sitting directly next to me.
- Someone moments before suggesting going to see a movie and sitting directly next to me.
November 16, 2024 at 5:48 AM
“What’s a way I can spend two hours just yapping to you?”
- Someone moments before suggesting going to see a movie and sitting directly next to me.
- Someone moments before suggesting going to see a movie and sitting directly next to me.
My impression of Bluesky so far is it’s like if Twitter mixed with Tumblr and honestly I don’t hate it.
November 8, 2024 at 12:09 AM
My impression of Bluesky so far is it’s like if Twitter mixed with Tumblr and honestly I don’t hate it.
Alright, I’m back on Bluesky.
October 21, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Alright, I’m back on Bluesky.
Just landed in Chicago.
August 28, 2023 at 3:31 PM
Just landed in Chicago.