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Fix your hearts or die
(Sung to the tune of The Beatles' "Here Comes the Sun")
Here comes the snot
December 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
...and to all a goodnight
December 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Merry Christmas to all the numbers not programmed into my phone
December 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
December 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
In addition to the other trauma, it's sad to think that, with the uneaten cookies and carrots left by the fireplace, the Christmas depicted in Home Alone was the one when Kevin McAllister realized there was no Santa
December 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Snow covers all sins
December 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I don't understand why people complain about AI. I, for one, am very curious about how the very famous science-fiction movie One Battle After Another stacks up financially with its brethren
December 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It's all a meditation on grief. Except for The Major and the Minor. That's about a grown woman pretending to be a child and a grown man falling for her
December 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Starting my screenplay about a post-apocalyptic future in which the currency is not money, water, oil, or ammo, but instead, physical media
December 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“His creative vision for Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots is bold, human, and deeply cinematic—exactly the kind of storytelling we love at Mattel Studios" is a sentence someone wrote and someone else approved unironically for public consumption.
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Me when my wife bends over in front of me
a close up of a monkey 's face with big red eyes .
ALT: a close up of a monkey 's face with big red eyes .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
What's everyone's favorite sports movie and why is it 1993's Airborne helmed by future X-Files superstar director Rob Bowman?
December 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The song "Here Comes Santa Claus" with its lyric, "let's give thanks to the Lord above / because Santa Claus comes tonight" implies, much to the chagrin of evangelicals, that not only do both God and Santa Claus exist simultaneously, but that the former, as Creator, is responsible for the latter
December 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Let the rebuild commence
November 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The fun thing about SSRIs are the vivid dreams you have when you've been off them for a while!
Oh, and the emotional regulation when you get back on, I guess
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This year the #NYR are Lucy pulling away the football and we are all Charlie Brown
November 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This year I am thankful that Thanksgiving is once a year
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Reposted by Night of the Living Dad
Not going to read too much into it, obviously Trump is the worst man alive, and is going to revert to saying the most odious shit imaginable in like an hour, but it's funny that this is coming a couple hours after 90 democrat losers voted to say "socialism is bad" for no reason.
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Never trust a person with two first names.
Except Oscar Isaac.
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I hope that the sports team that I support wins its competitive effort this evening
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
What do you think the lasting legacy will be of Elvis Duran and the Z Morning Zoo?
November 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"Here's Why That's Bad for Biden"
Part 125 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd

A 3770 year old Babylonian clay tablet written in Akkadian, containing the oldest known cooking recipes. The tablet includes 25 recipes for stews, 21 meat stews and 4 vegetable stews.
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Newest single from Fall Out Boy just dropped
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM