Night of the Living Dad
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Fix your hearts or die
Me all the time
February 15, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Me all the time
Special thanks to @daveypretension.bsky.social for letting me contribute my Top 10 Films of 2025 despite literally not contributing anything to Battleship Pretension for the whole year
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February 9, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Special thanks to @daveypretension.bsky.social for letting me contribute my Top 10 Films of 2025 despite literally not contributing anything to Battleship Pretension for the whole year
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I hadn't seen the same movie twice in theaters in 15 years.
This year I've done it for both Sinners and One Battle After Another
This year I've done it for both Sinners and One Battle After Another
February 8, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I hadn't seen the same movie twice in theaters in 15 years.
This year I've done it for both Sinners and One Battle After Another
This year I've done it for both Sinners and One Battle After Another
No one talks about how much work it is to find work
February 4, 2026 at 7:54 PM
No one talks about how much work it is to find work
Yeah, people like blood sausage. People are morons.
February 3, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Yeah, people like blood sausage. People are morons.
MY GOD, MY GOD WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME??
February 2, 2026 at 6:27 PM
MY GOD, MY GOD WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME??
So, I'm up to the part in Wuthering Heights where Heathcliff is upset that he caught a baby that fell from a railing because he would have rather seen it die as an act of revenge on the man who dropped it and just have to ask: WTAF is wrong with you people thinking that this book is a grand romance?
January 29, 2026 at 7:11 PM
So, I'm up to the part in Wuthering Heights where Heathcliff is upset that he caught a baby that fell from a railing because he would have rather seen it die as an act of revenge on the man who dropped it and just have to ask: WTAF is wrong with you people thinking that this book is a grand romance?
HOT TAKE: it's cold
January 28, 2026 at 8:19 PM
HOT TAKE: it's cold
I like how porn actor casting calls are like
Women: the societal ideal of beauty that doesn't actually exist in real life
Men: Old football left in the sun with penis
Women: the societal ideal of beauty that doesn't actually exist in real life
Men: Old football left in the sun with penis
January 22, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I like how porn actor casting calls are like
Women: the societal ideal of beauty that doesn't actually exist in real life
Men: Old football left in the sun with penis
Women: the societal ideal of beauty that doesn't actually exist in real life
Men: Old football left in the sun with penis
Big Al also says dogs can't look up
January 22, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Big Al also says dogs can't look up
Happy Your Position Has Been Eliminated Effective Immediately Day to all who celebrate
January 16, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Happy Your Position Has Been Eliminated Effective Immediately Day to all who celebrate
How is this not called Abox Kiarostami?
Eclipse Series 47: Abbas Kiarostami—Early Shorts and Features
Long before he became one of the most renowned artists in world cinema, the great Iranian filmmaker Abbas Kiarostami began his cinematic career at Tehran’s Institute for the Intellectual Development o...
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January 13, 2026 at 6:42 PM
How is this not called Abox Kiarostami?
Do you think if Orwell were alive today he'd be like "FFS, guys, it was a work of fiction, not an instruction manual."
January 9, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Do you think if Orwell were alive today he'd be like "FFS, guys, it was a work of fiction, not an instruction manual."
Unless it's 90 minutes of Netflix punching the Duffers in the face repeatedly, I doubt it will be edifying in the slightest
January 5, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Unless it's 90 minutes of Netflix punching the Duffers in the face repeatedly, I doubt it will be edifying in the slightest
I recommend that you watch Pluribus
January 4, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I recommend that you watch Pluribus
Happy fucking New Year! 🥳🍾🎉
Mayor Zohran Mamdani doubles down in an unapologetically progressive inauguration | CNN Politics
If there was any hope New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani would inch towards the middle or appeal to moderate Democrats as he launched his administration, it vanished in the bitter January air that ush...
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January 2, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Happy fucking New Year! 🥳🍾🎉
Oh no that beer was 11%
January 1, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Oh no that beer was 11%
(Sung to the tune of The Beatles' "Here Comes the Sun")
Here comes the snot
Here comes the snot
December 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
(Sung to the tune of The Beatles' "Here Comes the Sun")
Here comes the snot
Here comes the snot
...and to all a goodnight
December 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
...and to all a goodnight
Merry Christmas to all the numbers not programmed into my phone
December 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Merry Christmas to all the numbers not programmed into my phone
In addition to the other trauma, it's sad to think that, with the uneaten cookies and carrots left by the fireplace, the Christmas depicted in Home Alone was the one when Kevin McAllister realized there was no Santa
December 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
In addition to the other trauma, it's sad to think that, with the uneaten cookies and carrots left by the fireplace, the Christmas depicted in Home Alone was the one when Kevin McAllister realized there was no Santa
Snow covers all sins
December 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Snow covers all sins