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Noel Walling
@noelwalling.bsky.social
20+ year game design veteran

Always curious.
The irony is that this will cost OpenAI a billion now... but many more billions in data center costs over the next three years.
Please treat our treasured IP like trash
December 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Why aren't reporters asking her if she was dropped on her head as a child, or if she was just born dumb?
Leavitt: "President Trump convinced President Xi to continue purchasing again American soybeans, which is something China wasn't doing under the last administration because they had no respect for President Biden or the country at the time."
December 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
No, and thanks for rubbing it in, @euronews.com . Jerks!
December 9, 2025 at 10:30 AM
December 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I need commodity trades for consumer RAM prices.
December 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The tough on crime president, eh?
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
So I assume that Dozy Don is pretty excited by the whole War Crimes Pete situation, because it distracts from the Epstein files, and his probable involvement as a child predator?
December 4, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Fuck AI data centers. Burn them all down and strip them for RAM.
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like!

1. My family.
2. Dogs – mine included.
3. Clean design.
4. Haarlem, NL
5. Multiplayer games.
6. Narrative that doesn’t rely on exposition.
7. Construction videos.
8. Fast internet.
9. Bikes.
10. Social democracy.
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like!

1. Animals
2. Ridiculously complicated strategy games
3. Escapist roleplaying games
4. "Competency Porn" dramas, esp. in space
5. Cooking
6. Whipping code into shape
7. Family and friends
8. Posting random crap
9. out of
10. room
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like!

1. Karaoke
2. Video games
3. Cute animals (especially cats)
4. Comics of all kinds
5. Sharing "new to them" food with people
6. Strawberry everything
7. Movies
8. RPGs
9. My family
10. My friends (you know who you are!)
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Translation: He’s not weighing it, because he’s already planning on giving one.
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Imagine how depraved the other members of the house of representatives have to be to not vote yes on releasing the Epstein files.

Good luck managing those optics. 💀
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Primary every last one of these appeasers. Every. Fucking. One.

If you do not fight fascism when you’re in office, then you get nothing.
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This is how you show leadership, @kaine.senate.gov & @schumer.senate.gov
No health care, no deal.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Only in America could this guy be the director of a national investigation institution. Can you imagine this dude as your boss?
menswear writer here 👋 camo will not hide you inside a gym
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Musk keeps achieving new heights of projection. Making promises that he doesn’t deliver? 65k cybertruck? Roadster? FSD in all Teslas? Hyperloop? Mars mission in 2026? Cut $2trillion from fed budget?

The grifter is Elon.
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 AM
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
One thing I enjoy about changing diapers is folding them up like giant, smelly onigiri.
November 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This is not a well man. If the party weren’t completely captured, they’d 25th him. Instead, his kids are probably fleecing him the same way he did to his old man when he developed alzheimer’s.
Trump: "For 1,000 years, communism has not worked"
November 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Funniest quip I’ve heard about this: “Turns out Grace was actually the Karen.”
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Super excited to watch the GOP freak out over the results tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This is some serious brownshirt nazi shit.
NEW: Footage of a US citizen in Chicago being rammed then dragged from her car on her way to work.

Abducted, with no warrant, her family couldn’t find her for hours.

She was later released with NO CHARGE.

A DHS statement said she “violently resisted arrest, injuring two officers”.

You decide…
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Sure seems like the house needs new leadership. This Mike guy apparently knows less than dirt.
RAJU: Last week you were very critical of Biden's use of the autopen. But Trump admitted on 60 Minutes to not knowing he pardoned a crypto billionaire who pleaded guilty to money laundering. Does that also concern you?

MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that. I didn't see it. I'm not sure.
November 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
A movie you’ve seen more than seven times as a GIF.
November 3, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Can’t wait to hear how much this costs Americans and how his cronies line their pockets.
Under Trump, the draconian future of homelessness policy is coming into focus: mass internment. Utah is building a 16-acre site to detain up to 1,300 homeless people inside locked "accountability centers." This is profoundly alarming.

Vital reporting from @ellenbarry.bsky.social and Jason DeParle:
In Utah, Trump’s Vision for Homelessness Begins to Take Shape
www.nytimes.com
October 31, 2025 at 2:49 AM