Noelle the BettaBard 🐠 🏹🎤
@noellepayne.bsky.social
Noelle • she/they • 30s/Bisexual/Biracial/NonBinary • no minors• Tech/Emcee for RappigCrossing• Fish Queen • Cosplayer/Writer/Audio Engineer • Swiftie• Tarot • Swiftie deck by: suburbanwitchco.com • ko-fi.com/thebettabard • noellepayneauthor@gmail.com
Aren’t they the cutest Floofs you ever did see? 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Aren’t they the cutest Floofs you ever did see? 🥰
go to the taylor album that matches your birth month and hit shuffle - that song is the vibe for the rest of your day
Fearless gets Fearless… I mean that is me: Fearless.
Fearless gets Fearless… I mean that is me: Fearless.
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
go to the taylor album that matches your birth month and hit shuffle - that song is the vibe for the rest of your day
Fearless gets Fearless… I mean that is me: Fearless.
Fearless gets Fearless… I mean that is me: Fearless.
Tarot for today:
Queen of Swords-
A queen that is in her power intellectually. Detached and a bit reserved externally, but she has the ultimate clarity, and will always be fair, using both intellect and emotion when making any judgement calls.
Queen of Swords-
A queen that is in her power intellectually. Detached and a bit reserved externally, but she has the ultimate clarity, and will always be fair, using both intellect and emotion when making any judgement calls.
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Tarot for today:
Queen of Swords-
A queen that is in her power intellectually. Detached and a bit reserved externally, but she has the ultimate clarity, and will always be fair, using both intellect and emotion when making any judgement calls.
Queen of Swords-
A queen that is in her power intellectually. Detached and a bit reserved externally, but she has the ultimate clarity, and will always be fair, using both intellect and emotion when making any judgement calls.
Proof of my delirium 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Proof of my delirium 🤣
Eyyyy!!! I got to 5000 cards completely Free2Play on this game!!
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Eyyyy!!! I got to 5000 cards completely Free2Play on this game!!
My sister gave me this one years ago! 🥰
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My sister gave me this one years ago! 🥰
The last of my fun spending for the foreseeable future! Time to tighten the belt
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The last of my fun spending for the foreseeable future! Time to tighten the belt
Exactly! When I say I want honesty, emotional availability, and commitment/marriage, and that’s too much? Better find someone else willing to play games, cuz I don’t fuck with that.
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Exactly! When I say I want honesty, emotional availability, and commitment/marriage, and that’s too much? Better find someone else willing to play games, cuz I don’t fuck with that.
Today’s tarot card: The Sun
One if the most optimistic cards in all tarot! Joy and fulfillment are coming in!
One if the most optimistic cards in all tarot! Joy and fulfillment are coming in!
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Today’s tarot card: The Sun
One if the most optimistic cards in all tarot! Joy and fulfillment are coming in!
One if the most optimistic cards in all tarot! Joy and fulfillment are coming in!
Oh lookie! I got my fish husband in two pulls! Don’t need to pull anymore 🥰
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Oh lookie! I got my fish husband in two pulls! Don’t need to pull anymore 🥰
What perfect album came out the year you turned 18?
I am totally aging myself with this one, but… I didn’t listen to it til 2007 (because I hated country music at the time), BUT she became my one exception to that, and here I am, still a Swiftie 🤣
I am totally aging myself with this one, but… I didn’t listen to it til 2007 (because I hated country music at the time), BUT she became my one exception to that, and here I am, still a Swiftie 🤣
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 18?
I am totally aging myself with this one, but… I didn’t listen to it til 2007 (because I hated country music at the time), BUT she became my one exception to that, and here I am, still a Swiftie 🤣
I am totally aging myself with this one, but… I didn’t listen to it til 2007 (because I hated country music at the time), BUT she became my one exception to that, and here I am, still a Swiftie 🤣
STOP! this is a selfie checkpoint!
you MUST repost with a selfie to proceed.
Just doing my usual: watching British historical fiction shows and drinking milk 🤣
you MUST repost with a selfie to proceed.
Just doing my usual: watching British historical fiction shows and drinking milk 🤣
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
STOP! this is a selfie checkpoint!
you MUST repost with a selfie to proceed.
Just doing my usual: watching British historical fiction shows and drinking milk 🤣
you MUST repost with a selfie to proceed.
Just doing my usual: watching British historical fiction shows and drinking milk 🤣
Tarot card today:
Nine of Cups:
The wish fulfillment card! When you know your worth, your dreams are within reach! Love yourself, and the rest of your dreams will follow 🥰
Nine of Cups:
The wish fulfillment card! When you know your worth, your dreams are within reach! Love yourself, and the rest of your dreams will follow 🥰
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Tarot card today:
Nine of Cups:
The wish fulfillment card! When you know your worth, your dreams are within reach! Love yourself, and the rest of your dreams will follow 🥰
Nine of Cups:
The wish fulfillment card! When you know your worth, your dreams are within reach! Love yourself, and the rest of your dreams will follow 🥰
I totally meant to pull just one card, but two came out:
Justice and The Sun:
This combo symbolizes that fairness and balance will bring happiness. Doing the right thing, choosing the high road, being honest and fair, this will bring the happiness you seek.
Justice and The Sun:
This combo symbolizes that fairness and balance will bring happiness. Doing the right thing, choosing the high road, being honest and fair, this will bring the happiness you seek.
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I totally meant to pull just one card, but two came out:
Justice and The Sun:
This combo symbolizes that fairness and balance will bring happiness. Doing the right thing, choosing the high road, being honest and fair, this will bring the happiness you seek.
Justice and The Sun:
This combo symbolizes that fairness and balance will bring happiness. Doing the right thing, choosing the high road, being honest and fair, this will bring the happiness you seek.
Have a pic of an adorable ferret named Blanco!! He was so cute, so chill, and even gave me some gentle love nibbles! 🥰
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Have a pic of an adorable ferret named Blanco!! He was so cute, so chill, and even gave me some gentle love nibbles! 🥰
Quickie tarot card pull before I go to sleep!
Queen of Cups:
A feminine energy (gender doesn’t matter) who has mastery over her emotions. She is kind, compassionate, and calm. She may have strong water sign placements in her Sun/Moon/Rising signs in her birth chart.
Queen of Cups:
A feminine energy (gender doesn’t matter) who has mastery over her emotions. She is kind, compassionate, and calm. She may have strong water sign placements in her Sun/Moon/Rising signs in her birth chart.
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Quickie tarot card pull before I go to sleep!
Queen of Cups:
A feminine energy (gender doesn’t matter) who has mastery over her emotions. She is kind, compassionate, and calm. She may have strong water sign placements in her Sun/Moon/Rising signs in her birth chart.
Queen of Cups:
A feminine energy (gender doesn’t matter) who has mastery over her emotions. She is kind, compassionate, and calm. She may have strong water sign placements in her Sun/Moon/Rising signs in her birth chart.
Ohhhh would you look at that! I lost another lb!
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Ohhhh would you look at that! I lost another lb!
Am I properly Glindafied yet? 🩷
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Am I properly Glindafied yet? 🩷
Floooooof snuggles
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Floooooof snuggles