Noelle the BettaBard 🐠 🏹🎤
@noellebettabard.bsky.social
Noelle • she/they • 30s/Bisexual/Biracial/NonBinary • no minors• Tech/Emcee for RappigCrossing• Fish Queen • Cosplayer/Writer/Audio Engineer • Swiftie• Tarot • ko-fi.com/thebettabard • noellepayneauthor@gmail.com
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Greetings! I’m Noelle! A 30+ neurodivergent non-binary gamer, musician, and writer!
I’m American with British, German, and Indigenous ancestry
Follow if you love:
JRPGs
Musicals
Taylor Swift
Pop music
Punk pop music
Science
History
Animals
Astrology and Tarot
Millennial nostalgia
Greetings! I’m Noelle! A 30+ neurodivergent non-binary gamer, musician, and writer!
I’m American with British, German, and Indigenous ancestry
Follow if you love:
JRPGs
Musicals
Taylor Swift
Pop music
Punk pop music
Science
History
Animals
Astrology and Tarot
Millennial nostalgia
I got to talk about fish and aquatic plants today.
That made me happy
That made me happy
February 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I got to talk about fish and aquatic plants today.
That made me happy
That made me happy
Burgers, root beer, and free birthday ice cream. If there was an emoji for contented sigh I would use it right now
February 7, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Burgers, root beer, and free birthday ice cream. If there was an emoji for contented sigh I would use it right now
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💌 COVER REVEAL 💌
"𝘐𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘓𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘸~"
Today we unveil our beautifully crafted and skillfully woven cover made by the amazing May (@meltypancake)! Look forward to other exciting reveals as we gear up for preorders opening on Feb 16th! 🌹
"𝘐𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘓𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘸~"
Today we unveil our beautifully crafted and skillfully woven cover made by the amazing May (@meltypancake)! Look forward to other exciting reveals as we gear up for preorders opening on Feb 16th! 🌹
February 6, 2026 at 4:52 PM
💌 COVER REVEAL 💌
"𝘐𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘓𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘸~"
Today we unveil our beautifully crafted and skillfully woven cover made by the amazing May (@meltypancake)! Look forward to other exciting reveals as we gear up for preorders opening on Feb 16th! 🌹
"𝘐𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘓𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘸~"
Today we unveil our beautifully crafted and skillfully woven cover made by the amazing May (@meltypancake)! Look forward to other exciting reveals as we gear up for preorders opening on Feb 16th! 🌹
Splitting my day between truck and salon on Fridays is gonna be hilarious… I got a dog that added on, so I went to lunch, and the respunding response to that was “boooooo!” 🤣 And when I first got in, someone was trying to get me to bathe a dog for them. It’s just gonna be entertaining to watch this🤣
February 6, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Splitting my day between truck and salon on Fridays is gonna be hilarious… I got a dog that added on, so I went to lunch, and the respunding response to that was “boooooo!” 🤣 And when I first got in, someone was trying to get me to bathe a dog for them. It’s just gonna be entertaining to watch this🤣
Oh gosh wow, two weeks from tomorrow I will be at a con… that I am not running! SWEET!! 🤣
February 6, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Oh gosh wow, two weeks from tomorrow I will be at a con… that I am not running! SWEET!! 🤣
I cannot wait to watch the opening of the Superbowl this weekend and watch the dumbasses lose their shit over Green Day opening the Superbowl. I am so fucking here for it! 🤣
February 6, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I cannot wait to watch the opening of the Superbowl this weekend and watch the dumbasses lose their shit over Green Day opening the Superbowl. I am so fucking here for it! 🤣
OH, I don’t have apple music or spotify subs. I’ll wait til the Opalite video is up on youtube to watch it.
Sorry, some of us are old school and don’t sub to all the things 🤣🤣🤣
Sorry, some of us are old school and don’t sub to all the things 🤣🤣🤣
February 6, 2026 at 1:57 PM
OH, I don’t have apple music or spotify subs. I’ll wait til the Opalite video is up on youtube to watch it.
Sorry, some of us are old school and don’t sub to all the things 🤣🤣🤣
Sorry, some of us are old school and don’t sub to all the things 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you text notification from Taylor Nation. I will watch the new video after breakfast
February 6, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Thank you text notification from Taylor Nation. I will watch the new video after breakfast
Over the course of my life, there have ALWAYS been people who are jealous of me in one form or another, who have manipulated people or situations to make me appear like the “bad guy”, all because I spoke the truth. BUT I do not care. The truth always comes out anyways, and the real ones stood by me
February 6, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Over the course of my life, there have ALWAYS been people who are jealous of me in one form or another, who have manipulated people or situations to make me appear like the “bad guy”, all because I spoke the truth. BUT I do not care. The truth always comes out anyways, and the real ones stood by me
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'I'm sorry, the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now.'
'Why?'
'Oh, 'cause she's dead!'
(Oh!)
'Why?'
'Oh, 'cause she's dead!'
(Oh!)
February 6, 2026 at 12:15 PM
'I'm sorry, the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now.'
'Why?'
'Oh, 'cause she's dead!'
(Oh!)
'Why?'
'Oh, 'cause she's dead!'
(Oh!)
…and when she jumped ship, she never looked back, cuz she found herself again 🥰
February 6, 2026 at 12:15 PM
…and when she jumped ship, she never looked back, cuz she found herself again 🥰
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🇲🇽 l Mexico just got a new Opalite billboard, and it shimmers like crystal in sunlight. The music video feels closer than breath, with brunette Taylor Swift and Domhnall Gleeson side by side, all opal smoke and sharp shine, a spell you can see from far off.
February 6, 2026 at 11:29 AM
🇲🇽 l Mexico just got a new Opalite billboard, and it shimmers like crystal in sunlight. The music video feels closer than breath, with brunette Taylor Swift and Domhnall Gleeson side by side, all opal smoke and sharp shine, a spell you can see from far off.
SO… comparing Green Day with most other punk bands is difficult to do (and kind of a disservice to the other bands who are all fantastic in their own right) because Billie Joe Armstrong literally has classical training, music is literally in his bloodline, so he is just a different caliber entirely
Green Day vs Blink 182 live sound
YouTube video by ken bullet
youtube.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:18 AM
SO… comparing Green Day with most other punk bands is difficult to do (and kind of a disservice to the other bands who are all fantastic in their own right) because Billie Joe Armstrong literally has classical training, music is literally in his bloodline, so he is just a different caliber entirely
LRT: yeah, as a SA survivor, I do have to tune out a LOT of the news stuff as it goes around. It happened a VERY long time ago for me, so it doesn’t really trigger me anymore (just not big on people randomly touching me without warning), but repeatedly hearing that stuff in the news does get tiring.
February 6, 2026 at 11:06 AM
LRT: yeah, as a SA survivor, I do have to tune out a LOT of the news stuff as it goes around. It happened a VERY long time ago for me, so it doesn’t really trigger me anymore (just not big on people randomly touching me without warning), but repeatedly hearing that stuff in the news does get tiring.
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Sending love to all survivors of sexual abuse & childhood sexual abuse who find this current news cycle hell. Take time away if you need to 💜
February 6, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Sending love to all survivors of sexual abuse & childhood sexual abuse who find this current news cycle hell. Take time away if you need to 💜
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It is February 6th.
On this day, Mewtwo was born. Happy birthday Mewtwo.
On this day, Mewtwo was born. Happy birthday Mewtwo.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 AM
It is February 6th.
On this day, Mewtwo was born. Happy birthday Mewtwo.
On this day, Mewtwo was born. Happy birthday Mewtwo.
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Furries have already achieved the dream of every shit silicon valley technology and in a more ethical and less cringe way
The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions
The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions
February 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Furries have already achieved the dream of every shit silicon valley technology and in a more ethical and less cringe way
The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions
The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions