Just Woodley
@noctisumbra.bsky.social
Some problems are best solved with the forceful application of a baseball bat
Blunt, occasionally brusque apoplectic towards intolerance
The solution is simple: we fight back so hard, they declare a new Independence Day
Blunt, occasionally brusque apoplectic towards intolerance
The solution is simple: we fight back so hard, they declare a new Independence Day
God forbid we make sure students actually, you know, learn and aren't just a stat on a spreadsheet
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
God forbid we make sure students actually, you know, learn and aren't just a stat on a spreadsheet
Or something that involves the use of "quackers"
November 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Or something that involves the use of "quackers"
Their accounts just use the words "tax write-off" and throw money at it, having zero concept of how much their tax burden is, let alone the pittance of a donation. It's all performative and it's disgusting
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Their accounts just use the words "tax write-off" and throw money at it, having zero concept of how much their tax burden is, let alone the pittance of a donation. It's all performative and it's disgusting
Just feed them Pepper X until stop puking.
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Just feed them Pepper X until stop puking.
Just stepping on rakes, like Sideshow Bob
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Just stepping on rakes, like Sideshow Bob
Then wonders why it hurts afterwards, only to go do it again the next fucking chance they get
a cartoon drawing of hades from hercules with blue flames coming out of his hair
Alt: a cartoon drawing of hades from hercules getting very angry very quickly
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November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Then wonders why it hurts afterwards, only to go do it again the next fucking chance they get
Prosecute and imprison sounds so much better
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Prosecute and imprison sounds so much better
There you go, threatening us with a good time again
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
There you go, threatening us with a good time again
To be fair, it was a long time ago back when Jon Lovitz had some star power
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 AM
To be fair, it was a long time ago back when Jon Lovitz had some star power
Unless they are orange, then those two cats are in superposition with each other and you get a diabolically dumb cat.
November 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Unless they are orange, then those two cats are in superposition with each other and you get a diabolically dumb cat.
My wife doesn't always how to handle me during an episode. I tell her to just love me. She was raised around the "Take it like a man" mentality. She's a lot better today about that than when we met, thankfully. She's my port in the storm.
November 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
My wife doesn't always how to handle me during an episode. I tell her to just love me. She was raised around the "Take it like a man" mentality. She's a lot better today about that than when we met, thankfully. She's my port in the storm.
You know you are supposed to use a zamboni to take care of ICE
a man is laying on the ice and says ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Alt: a man is crawling on ice, being chased by Deadpool driving a Zamboni
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November 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
You know you are supposed to use a zamboni to take care of ICE
I mean on the upside we can be pretty certain that he would be against the R. Kelly of Anime, one more blow to his ego, plus any other welcome collateral damage
October 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I mean on the upside we can be pretty certain that he would be against the R. Kelly of Anime, one more blow to his ego, plus any other welcome collateral damage
What'd be wild is if he knows of Threadnaught, which could be a possibility given his age.
October 29, 2025 at 6:51 AM
What'd be wild is if he knows of Threadnaught, which could be a possibility given his age.
First thing I clearly remember seeing him in was Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 10 year old me was simple and wanted to see for Paul Reubens after my mom told Peewee Herman was in it.
October 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
First thing I clearly remember seeing him in was Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 10 year old me was simple and wanted to see for Paul Reubens after my mom told Peewee Herman was in it.
Yeah, it's not pretty here. My town was hit pretty badly when the meat packing plant shut down and we still don't know what's going to happen with it. We are getting a meat processing plant and a new manufacturing plant, but they won't employ anywhere near the amount who lost their jobs.
October 27, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Yeah, it's not pretty here. My town was hit pretty badly when the meat packing plant shut down and we still don't know what's going to happen with it. We are getting a meat processing plant and a new manufacturing plant, but they won't employ anywhere near the amount who lost their jobs.
Candidate pool for Senate currently to(finally) replace Earnst. If our state house elections are an indicator(I live in Iowa), the midterms could be pretty interesting
October 27, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Candidate pool for Senate currently to(finally) replace Earnst. If our state house elections are an indicator(I live in Iowa), the midterms could be pretty interesting
Counter-counterpoint: aggressive pigs
October 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Counter-counterpoint: aggressive pigs
Quality of life affects my decisions for all of my animals. I would rather deal with the pain of their loss than watching them suffer for the time they have left, knowing I caused their suffering. I watched my dad suffer after having brain surgery for 20 years, I'll not do the same to my animals
October 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Quality of life affects my decisions for all of my animals. I would rather deal with the pain of their loss than watching them suffer for the time they have left, knowing I caused their suffering. I watched my dad suffer after having brain surgery for 20 years, I'll not do the same to my animals
In a country ran by Nazis, be GI Robot
a robot with a smiley face on his face
Alt: GI Robot with a smiley face on his face
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October 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
In a country ran by Nazis, be GI Robot
I swear this dude is another Trojan Horse like Fetterman
October 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I swear this dude is another Trojan Horse like Fetterman
Gary claw huh? Hopefully it doesn't taste like butt.....
I'll see myself out....
I'll see myself out....
a cartoon drawing of hades from hercules with glowing eyes and sharp teeth
Alt: a cartoon drawing of hades from hercules with glowing eyes and sharp teeth
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October 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Gary claw huh? Hopefully it doesn't taste like butt.....
I'll see myself out....
I'll see myself out....
I genuinely thought you were doing some kind of DIY networking project at first...... I might spend too much time at work
October 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I genuinely thought you were doing some kind of DIY networking project at first...... I might spend too much time at work
Also, how many tattoo artists are going to *willingly* tattoo someone with a Nazi tat? You probably have to do some search before anything else
October 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Also, how many tattoo artists are going to *willingly* tattoo someone with a Nazi tat? You probably have to do some search before anything else