Just Woodley
LightNews LightNews
noctisumbra.bsky.social
Just Woodley
@noctisumbra.bsky.social
21 followers 19 following 510 posts
Some problems are best solved with the forceful application of a baseball bat.
Protest is not the only way to stand against the shit bags in the White House, for kindness is toxic to their being
Posts Replies Media Videos
noctisumbra.bsky.social
My great dane and dobermann laying together, incase anyone needs to see it
A Grey great dane and a red and tan dobermann laying together on a brown corduroy couch
January 23, 2026 at 9:53 AM
noctisumbra.bsky.social
How much, do you think, the photographer for this hates the current administration? @gregdoucette.bsky.social
vanityfair.com Vanity Fair @vanityfair.com · Dec 16
How's Karoline Leavitt faring in the onslaught of questions about the Epstein files? "It's pretty clear he wants us to be aggressively offensive when it comes to this issue."

www.vanityfair.com/news/story/t...
December 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
noctisumbra.bsky.social
OK @theswoop.bsky.social if you are gonna use the blonde wig, you need to get the Patreon banner edited with it 😝
July 24, 2025 at 8:13 AM
noctisumbra.bsky.social
@gregdoucette.bsky.social @kenwhite.bsky.social I'm sure this is a great idea that will absolutely never be abused in any way, shape or form by law enforcement www.kcci.com/article/ames...
Ames police encourage residents to register home security cameras
Ames police have launched a program allowing residents to voluntarily register their home security cameras to help expedite crime investigations.
www.kcci.com
June 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
noctisumbra.bsky.social
@gregdoucette.bsky.social I know that MAGATs can be breathtakingly stupid, but there is something about seeing it in written form that really punctuates that point
Tweet with an image regarding China halting all beef imports from the US, with a response stating that we could sell beef to India since they have so many people.
April 16, 2025 at 5:41 AM
noctisumbra.bsky.social
@gregdoucette.bsky.social www.kcci.com/article/soci... cops are great now with a side of nepotism
Social media backlash erupts after Iowa sheriff's deputy hired despite past sexual abuse charge
The sheriff said he felt confident in the hire as the deputy cleared the required background checks, polygraph and other screenings associated with the hiring process, emphasizing that the criminal ch...
www.kcci.com
March 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
noctisumbra.bsky.social
@gregdoucette.bsky.social @kenwhite.bsky.social dude apparently knows about "Shut the fuck up Friday"
Tweet from Collin Rugg, the text of which is: "NEW: Luigi Mangione arrives at court for a preliminary arraignment for being suspected of executing UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson Mangione is reportedly refusing to talk after a McDonald's worker called him in to the police. *Suspect didn't say a word. He refused to talk," a law enforcement official told Fox News"
December 10, 2024 at 6:04 AM
noctisumbra.bsky.social
@gregdoucette.bsky.social I know it's from the hellsite, but damn
December 4, 2024 at 6:08 AM
noctisumbra.bsky.social
@gregdoucette.bsky.social @kenwhite.bsky.social whole new levels of passive voice over on the shithole
Tweet by Gothamist stating "Four people were shot by NYPD bullets - including a bystander who was struck in the head- on Sunday afternoon when officers opened fire at a man they say evaded the subway fare and drew a knife in Brooklyn."
September 17, 2024 at 3:21 AM
noctisumbra.bsky.social
@kenwhite.bsky.social @gregdoucette.bsky.social on a scale of 1 to WTF, how would you rate this?
Post featuring 6 red solo cups in a paper bag used to collect blood evidence from a crime scene
May 8, 2024 at 1:57 AM
noctisumbra.bsky.social
@gregdoucette.bsky.social I would love to hear your take on MA v Karen Reed. At least watch the opening statements. You might find it quite interesting
May 5, 2024 at 9:36 AM
noctisumbra.bsky.social
@gregdoucette.bsky.social I think this outdoes getting licensed in another state on a bet in terms of pettiness
maladroithe.bsky.social Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · Apr 10
I looked it up and this is apparently true: Warren Beatty produces a couple of schlocky, low-budget short form films every handful of years so he can keep the rights to Dick Tracy as a Fuck You to the studios who fucked his beloved project from the get-go
DID YOU KNOW: In 1990, Warren Beatty made a Dick Tracy movie. But no one would let him make another one, and even tried to do a tv show without him. He got so mad he decided to find a loophole in his contract and get decades of petty revenge. Every couple of decades, he makes a no-budget 20-some minute tv special where he complains to Leonard Maltin while wearing his old costume, and releases it unannounced in the middle of the night on TCM. This week, at 85 years old, he premiered his new one, called Dick Tracy Zooms In. He didn't even have to show up on set. However, he has gone to court to make sure that they legally count as sequels, and thus renew his rights to the character. He does this solely so that no one else can legally use the character for anything. This new special will make the character his until 2027, when Dick Tracy goes into the public domain and anyone can use him for free. This is art. This is some A+ Andy Kaufman-level trolling. I will never watch either of t
April 10, 2024 at 6:44 AM