Editor's Note: We've never seen the number turn blue before.

You ever get a beholder so high on enchanted hydroponics it turned into a duck?

DM "Can any of you see invisible?"
Cleric "No."
Bard "No."
Barbarian, settting down pen "Yes."

Frankenfurter voice "I didn't make him FOR YOU!"

"Oh great, we're getting attacked by Handmaid's Tale."
"The cleric just got stabbed by Ofvecna!"

Druid "I summon a land beast, Basil Rabbit, and she rams the monster with her cake car."
Barbarian "Thanks D&D 5.5..."

Druid "I time it so I get back to the bar and pull the rabbit out of my hat seconds before the polymorph spell on the sorcerer wears off."
The rest of the party:

Ship names are just getting out of control these days...

TFW you create an encounter based on a cursed animal fact a player posted but that player just makes the encounter even more cursed.

The amazing Flail To The Face! sticker courtesy of the
@flailtothefacepod.bsky.social
podcast rounding out a PC tower sticker display nicely. If you want a hilarious, brutal MÖRK BORG podcast to listen to, we highly recommend them.