No Context Games
@nocontextgames.bsky.social
Mostly a TTRPG group, sometimes an MMO Guild, rarely appropriate, always without context.
It's better if you don't know.
It's better if you don't know.
"I GET THE UNICORN. NOBODY GET'S THE UNICORN BUT STRAHD."
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 AM
"I GET THE UNICORN. NOBODY GET'S THE UNICORN BUT STRAHD."
Wizard: "STRAHD, YOU BIG FUCKING NERD. WHERE'S MY CLERIC?!"
November 16, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Wizard: "STRAHD, YOU BIG FUCKING NERD. WHERE'S MY CLERIC?!"
"You're not the first to try to freeze me with your pants."
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 AM
"You're not the first to try to freeze me with your pants."
"Go for the eyes, Quillbert, the eyes!"
November 16, 2025 at 5:55 AM
"Go for the eyes, Quillbert, the eyes!"
Cleric: "You've never seen a halfling cause this much trouble."
Wizard: "...Yet."
Wizard: "...Yet."
November 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Cleric: "You've never seen a halfling cause this much trouble."
Wizard: "...Yet."
Wizard: "...Yet."
"I don't cook the babies! I will eat the babies if they are there, but I don't cook them!"
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 AM
"I don't cook the babies! I will eat the babies if they are there, but I don't cook them!"
"All who sleep in the armor have terrible dreams!"
November 16, 2025 at 5:29 AM
"All who sleep in the armor have terrible dreams!"
"These monks have taken a vow of chastity, just like their ancestors before them."
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
"These monks have taken a vow of chastity, just like their ancestors before them."
"The ghosts of all your angsty drow ancestors."
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 AM
"The ghosts of all your angsty drow ancestors."
"...Puny Strahd."
November 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM
"...Puny Strahd."
🎶 "There's no consent in Barovia, and the streets are made of sleaze!" 🎵
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
🎶 "There's no consent in Barovia, and the streets are made of sleaze!" 🎵
"I went to heaven and met all the good people I killed!"
November 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
"I went to heaven and met all the good people I killed!"
"They made me their king!" "AGAIN?!"
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
"They made me their king!" "AGAIN?!"
DM: "No, that's enough! I have enough enrichment!"
Wizard: "Oh no, now he's weapons grade!"
Wizard: "Oh no, now he's weapons grade!"
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
DM: "No, that's enough! I have enough enrichment!"
Wizard: "Oh no, now he's weapons grade!"
Wizard: "Oh no, now he's weapons grade!"
"It's only unhealthy when you're an Omega Level Mutant."
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
"It's only unhealthy when you're an Omega Level Mutant."
DM: "You sense that this was the death of his last hope..."
Wizard: "That was a self defense fireball!"
Wizard: "That was a self defense fireball!"
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
DM: "You sense that this was the death of his last hope..."
Wizard: "That was a self defense fireball!"
Wizard: "That was a self defense fireball!"
"Superfragiextrametatragic!"
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
"Superfragiextrametatragic!"
Wizard: "Get his ass! Or his wrist, which is like the ass in this instance."
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Wizard: "Get his ass! Or his wrist, which is like the ass in this instance."
DM: "There's screaming and burning from downstairs..."
Sorceress: "That's what we like to hear!"
Sorceress: "That's what we like to hear!"
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
DM: "There's screaming and burning from downstairs..."
Sorceress: "That's what we like to hear!"
Sorceress: "That's what we like to hear!"
DM: "You take 8 points of bludgeoning damage."
Sorceress: "Yeah, but you'll feel it the next time it gets cold."
Sorceress: "Yeah, but you'll feel it the next time it gets cold."
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
DM: "You take 8 points of bludgeoning damage."
Sorceress: "Yeah, but you'll feel it the next time it gets cold."
Sorceress: "Yeah, but you'll feel it the next time it gets cold."
"Your ambiance is rancid, frankly."
November 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
"Your ambiance is rancid, frankly."
"No, that's the 2024 version of Fog Cloud! No, no, no!"
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
"No, that's the 2024 version of Fog Cloud! No, no, no!"
DM: "You avoid the werejaguar's bite attack, avoiding having to roll to resist lycanthropy... for now."
Artificer: "And sparing myself months of Cougar jokes in the process."
Artificer: "And sparing myself months of Cougar jokes in the process."
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
DM: "You avoid the werejaguar's bite attack, avoiding having to roll to resist lycanthropy... for now."
Artificer: "And sparing myself months of Cougar jokes in the process."
Artificer: "And sparing myself months of Cougar jokes in the process."
Druid: "I didn't realize dead panthers were so resonant."
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Druid: "I didn't realize dead panthers were so resonant."
Bard: "You say 'evil,' I say 'business opportunity.'"
DM: "Spoken like a true capitalist."
DM: "Spoken like a true capitalist."
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Bard: "You say 'evil,' I say 'business opportunity.'"
DM: "Spoken like a true capitalist."
DM: "Spoken like a true capitalist."