No Context Games
@nocontextgames.bsky.social
Mostly a TTRPG group, sometimes an MMO Guild, rarely appropriate, always without context.
It's better if you don't know.
It's better if you don't know.
"I wasn't expecting a war cleric to be so *passive aggressive*."
January 15, 2026 at 4:26 AM
"I wasn't expecting a war cleric to be so *passive aggressive*."
Barbarian: "Snickersnack, Reckless Attack!"
January 15, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Barbarian: "Snickersnack, Reckless Attack!"
Ranger: "Kill the wounded, take the loot! ...Sorry, force of habit."
January 15, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Ranger: "Kill the wounded, take the loot! ...Sorry, force of habit."
Bard: "Is that where your pyramid is?"
Artificer: "The sacred Bass Pro Shop."
Artificer: "The sacred Bass Pro Shop."
January 15, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Bard: "Is that where your pyramid is?"
Artificer: "The sacred Bass Pro Shop."
Artificer: "The sacred Bass Pro Shop."
"At what level did you get microaggressions as a class feature?"
January 15, 2026 at 3:02 AM
"At what level did you get microaggressions as a class feature?"
Artificer: "I've always had a tail! It's been here the whole time!"
January 15, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Artificer: "I've always had a tail! It's been here the whole time!"
"Buddy, you're one hell of a wingman! Were you an Aarakocra in a past life?"
January 11, 2026 at 5:56 AM
"Buddy, you're one hell of a wingman! Were you an Aarakocra in a past life?"
"My last girlfriend was a brick shithouse! This is definitely an upgrade!"
January 11, 2026 at 5:52 AM
"My last girlfriend was a brick shithouse! This is definitely an upgrade!"
Wizard: "You know what? If you have the puppet's consent..."
January 11, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Wizard: "You know what? If you have the puppet's consent..."
DM: "You detect that you are the bottom of a staircase, and if someone rolled something down it, it would hit you and hurt you."
January 11, 2026 at 4:41 AM
DM: "You detect that you are the bottom of a staircase, and if someone rolled something down it, it would hit you and hurt you."
Cleric: "I liked him better before I saw his face."
January 11, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Cleric: "I liked him better before I saw his face."
Cleric: "I'm a [Lastname], I have to annoy people or I'll explode."
January 11, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Cleric: "I'm a [Lastname], I have to annoy people or I'll explode."
Barbarian: "I come from a long line of miners!"
Artificer: "...Doesn't everyone?"
Artificer: "...Doesn't everyone?"
January 8, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Barbarian: "I come from a long line of miners!"
Artificer: "...Doesn't everyone?"
Artificer: "...Doesn't everyone?"
Bard: "We'll be back, big pool of golden liquid!"
January 8, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Bard: "We'll be back, big pool of golden liquid!"
Barbarian: "So did you mistake the manatee for a topless woman with a fish tail at any point?"
Bard: "No, but I did fuck it."
Bard: "No, but I did fuck it."
January 8, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Barbarian: "So did you mistake the manatee for a topless woman with a fish tail at any point?"
Bard: "No, but I did fuck it."
Bard: "No, but I did fuck it."
"You're tasting every flavor of the PAINBOW today!"
January 4, 2026 at 5:37 AM
"You're tasting every flavor of the PAINBOW today!"
"You can't blast me, I'm in the MILK!"
January 4, 2026 at 5:16 AM
"You can't blast me, I'm in the MILK!"
DM "The monster shoots four beams."
Fighter "Like lasers or like 2x4s?"
Sorcerer "STEEL GIRDERS!"
Fighter "Like lasers or like 2x4s?"
Sorcerer "STEEL GIRDERS!"
January 4, 2026 at 4:48 AM
DM "The monster shoots four beams."
Fighter "Like lasers or like 2x4s?"
Sorcerer "STEEL GIRDERS!"
Fighter "Like lasers or like 2x4s?"
Sorcerer "STEEL GIRDERS!"
"These things weren't made by the Chimera, they just ate too many TIDE PODS."
January 4, 2026 at 4:42 AM
"These things weren't made by the Chimera, they just ate too many TIDE PODS."
"It's like drunk driving, but for existential dread."
January 4, 2026 at 4:27 AM
"It's like drunk driving, but for existential dread."
"It's Chimera and Monochromaniacs!"
January 4, 2026 at 4:22 AM
"It's Chimera and Monochromaniacs!"
"Dude! The wagon was CLEARLY rocking."
January 4, 2026 at 3:39 AM
"Dude! The wagon was CLEARLY rocking."
"If there's colorful lights over a cemetery, does that make it a raveyard?"
January 4, 2026 at 3:08 AM
"If there's colorful lights over a cemetery, does that make it a raveyard?"
"How did they get footage of Jim Henson's sleep paralysis demon?"
January 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
"How did they get footage of Jim Henson's sleep paralysis demon?"
"That show had a lot of things worth repressing the memories of, that's what made it great."
January 4, 2026 at 3:03 AM
"That show had a lot of things worth repressing the memories of, that's what made it great."