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The No-Bots
@nobots.bsky.social
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Carbonoid human performance beings from Earthcity Philadelphia

absolutely NOT autonomous electronic organisms from Planet Nobotron
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nobots.bsky.social
Tonight!
nobots.bsky.social The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 24d
Fellow carbonoid human citizens of Philadelphia in the usual fashion: The No-Bots return after many months in the probably proverbial wilderness to play music for your auditory ear parts! This Friday night!
Poster for a show at The Pouch in West Philly (DM for address!) on Friday, December 19, starting at 8 pm ET, $10-15 at the door but you will not be turned away for lack of money On the bill: DJ Janna, Line on Some Trip, the No-Bots (that's us), and Yell at God (@yellatgod.bsky.social)!
December 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
nobots.bsky.social
And (all together now) ONE MORE THING!

Even if you're not a Philadelphia-based carbonoid earth being, we might just have something for you (you) (you) (you) very soon (soon) (soon) (soon) as well

Keep your eyes peeled and your dial tuned
nobots.bsky.social The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 24d
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!

Next month, in a NEW YEAR we shall come together on Saturday, January 10, with many of our friends to celebrate the legacy of David Bowie, who was also very much a normal carbonoid earth human in the same fashion as we!

What songs will we play? WE don't even know yet!
December 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
nobots.bsky.social
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!

Next month, in a NEW YEAR we shall come together on Saturday, January 10, with many of our friends to celebrate the legacy of David Bowie, who was also very much a normal carbonoid earth human in the same fashion as we!

What songs will we play? WE don't even know yet!
A poster for the aforementioned David Bowie tribute show, on Saturday January 10, 2026 at the Pouch in West Philly (DM for address!), doors at 6:30, music at 7:30 Presented by Edweirdo, the show will feature sets by Dustbin Massachusetts, the Pouch Players, the No-Bots (that's us again!), Altared Space, Burning Hair, and Bozu You should be there!
December 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
nobots.bsky.social
Fellow carbonoid human citizens of Philadelphia in the usual fashion: The No-Bots return after many months in the probably proverbial wilderness to play music for your auditory ear parts! This Friday night!
Poster for a show at The Pouch in West Philly (DM for address!) on Friday, December 19, starting at 8 pm ET, $10-15 at the door but you will not be turned away for lack of money On the bill: DJ Janna, Line on Some Trip, the No-Bots (that's us), and Yell at God (@yellatgod.bsky.social)!
December 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
nobots.bsky.social
Well these are some interesting internet weblinks that might become even more interesting in the near future... 🤔🤔🤔

www.patreon.com/c/TheNoBots

thenobots.bandcamp.com
August 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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nostromojones.bsky.social
The No-Bots has possibly their best show to date last night ,in the land of my birth
JoJo NoNo dances at front of stage while CoCo NoNo hangs back on bass. They are two normal humanoid earth performers and definitely not cybernetic organisms from the planet Nobotron JoJo has shimmy stepped to the side from previous, blocking CoCo from camera, but she's cute and importantly carbon-based, so we'll allow it Now JoJo has the mic to her mouth as she sings in a traditional earth custom. CoCo is visible once more but she's all the way at the end of a downstroke so it kinda looks like she isn't playing, which to be fair is often true of any earthborn performance being
July 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
nobots.bsky.social
FRIDAY! We leave the comforts of Philadelphia for the first time to visit mighty Bethlehem and open up for our pals in Sub Q to celebrate the release of their EP!
A poster for an EP release show headlined by Sub Q and opened by your favorite normal humanoid earth beings, the No-Bots. $5 cover, BYO, 6pm doors, 7 pm music, at The Other Side 14 W 4th St Southside Bethlehem
July 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
nobots.bsky.social
This Friday! We're playing with our pals the Speakin' Tongues and some new (to us!) pals at 50th and Chestnut right here in Philadelphia! C'mon out to the Surreal Estate and have a good normal earth time like you would expect from an evening of normal earth entertainment!
A poster for our upcoming show, featuring a wireframe graphic of an elgin bottle and a mobius loop. The show features Cartoon PTSD, the No-Bots, the Speakin' Tongues, a reading by Maia Ruth, and it all happens this Friday, July 11th, at 7PM, at Surreal Estate at 5049 Chestnut Avenue, all for the low low price of ten American dollars!
July 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
nobots.bsky.social
RECOVERY COMPLETE

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PHILADELPHIA 07/11
BETHLEHEM 07/18

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nobots.bsky.social The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · Jun 30
JULY SHOWS

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nobots.bsky.social The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · Jun 30
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July 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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JULY SHOWS

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nobots.bsky.social The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · Jun 30
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June 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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June 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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instascience.bsky.social
A flyby of Earth from the International Space Station.

Credits: NASA
June 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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petticlaire.bsky.social
(It's fine, he's a robot, he just ran out of batteries)
May 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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petticlaire.bsky.social
Would you believe our fucking drummer quit in the middle of our last song?! 😾
A close-up selfie with cleavage and my chin propped up on my hand in frustration, a "what the fuck" look on my face
May 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
nobots.bsky.social
Today! Starting soon! There is still time!
nobots.bsky.social The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · May 31
Tomorrow!
A poster for a West Philly Porchfest show featuring Edweirdo & the Elephants, the Skirts, Burning Hair, Microgoblet, & No-Bots, tomorrow, Saturday May 31, between noon and 12:30 on Kingsessing Avenue in Philadelphia
May 31, 2025 at 3:42 PM
nobots.bsky.social
Tomorrow!
A poster for a West Philly Porchfest show featuring Edweirdo & the Elephants, the Skirts, Burning Hair, Microgoblet, & No-Bots, tomorrow, Saturday May 31, between noon and 12:30 on Kingsessing Avenue in Philadelphia
May 31, 2025 at 12:20 AM
nobots.bsky.social
MAY 31! A show on a porch is usually abnormal and thus a thing that we would never, as standard Earth performance artists, ever do, but it is Porchfest and thus we will be playing on a porch with many of our friends in the normally accepted manner!
A West Philly Porchfest poster that's phrased kind of as an abstracted parade. Edweirdo & the Elephants (represented by an elephant with their heartbeat logo thing), The Skirts (represented by a majorette wearing their skirt logo), Burning Hair (represented by the Burning Hair mascot face guy juggling), Microgoblet (represented by a dwarven king holding an appropriately small goblet), and us, the No-Bots (represented by a marching girl with a camera for a head who is definitely not a cyborg from the planet Nobotron) All of whom will be playing in that order from roughly 12pm to 2:30pm on Saturday, May 31 on a porch on Kingsessing Avenue between 45th and 46th streets! You'll know which one because one of these bands will be playing on it, you see.
May 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
nobots.bsky.social
Next Incursion begins Now

Come to 1350 S 24th Street to see No-Bots perform
nobots.bsky.social The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · Apr 30
2 Days until next incursion
May 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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nobots.bsky.social
2 Days until next incursion
April 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
nobots.bsky.social
2 Days until next incursion
April 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
nobots.bsky.social
Friday, May 2, we return with another music performance of carbonoid nature in the strange and exotic land of South Philadelphia!

Be there or be transmuted by forces unknown into a polygonal shape that is considered socially unacceptable by your peers!
A poster for our upcoming gig on Friday, May 2, at Century (1350 S 29th S Philadelphia). 8pm start, $10 entry, the bill is the No-Bots (who are us, Coco and Jojo, your favorite musical act that is comprised of normal human performance artists of the standardly accepted type), the Koosmans, and the Poettes The poster itself is kind of a cutout collagey thing featuring various small toys and guitar effects pedals as well as the logos of all three bands and an infographic placard sharing the information I have just provided you above, all lovingly crafted by the wonderful and talented Jojo Nono
April 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
nobots.bsky.social
PHILADELPHIA!

TOMORROW NIGHT!

WHICH IS FRIDAY NIGHT!

YOU WILL BELIEVE THAT TWO CARBONOID LIFEFORMS SUCH AS YOURSELF CAN PLAY MUSIC SONGS!
A poster for a house show on Friday, April 25, at The Pouch (a venue whose location you can learn through the magic of direct messages), doors at 7pm and music at 8pm, for the low low price of $10, featuring the music bands Burning Hair, the No-Bots, and The Speakin' Tongues The art on the poster is a stegosaurus that has been through it and come back out the other side as a poster
April 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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petticlaire.bsky.social
There's so many to choose from!

soundcloud.com/shitgoat
Shit Goat
Founded 16 years and a gender ago by the Rt. Des. Rev. Claire Evil, Shit Goat is dedicated to bringing you only the finest in half-assed and poorly produced comedy metal. Now reactivated and in the ea
soundcloud.com
April 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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nostromojones.bsky.social
Explorers from Beyond the Grave

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Explorers From Beyond the Grave
YouTube video by TheRealGremlins
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April 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM