Yep. Focus on the positive… like, I’m not dead, yet? Wait, IS that a positive?!?

🤣

I picked the wrong decade to quit sniffing glue!

Is this real?

WHY isn’t Biden publishing the ERA?!?!? Wouldn’t that at least HELP put a stop to this?

It’s past time.

In other news, the rats have damaged the HVAC and the tech told Mom to get a cat! I told her this weeks ago, but I don’t have a penis, so she won’t listen to me. 🤦‍♀️

I wish I’d gotten a picture of her happy little face, her tongue gleefully licking her chops of the bright red blood on her chin! The kids took her right upstairs for a bath before Mom gets home.🐶🩸

This time, we had no sympathy whatsoever. The rat escaped and made impressive leaps to get away, but ZhenZi was right on its tail. At some point, she managed to get her teeth into it, but it wiggled free and ran straight for the garage. We can’t see it, but we can hear it throwing a fit inside.😏

We had to squeeze it into the hamster ball and it was quite a tight fit. The pepper didn’t even bother chasing it, she just started trying to bite it open. Eventually, she succeeded! She jabbed her little nose straight into the ball and started terrorizing the rat.

I like Flit.