Noah Stephens-Davidowitz
noahsd.bsky.social
Noah Stephens-Davidowitz
@noahsd.bsky.social
Nerd, computer scientist (http://noahsd.com), Cornell CS prof. I spend a lot of time thinking about lattices and sometimes other things.
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July 27, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders was once politely asked to leave a restaurant and it generated 100x as much handwringing from the media as this will
Heavily armed paramilitary forces stormed a local San Diego restaurant today, deployed stun grenades against a crowd of onlookers, and kidnapped a handful of kitchen workers.
May 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Kimbrel's receipt of this honor is well-deserved! To celebrate, I'll discuss the matrix multiplication verification problem and his improvement with R.K. Sinha [KS93] to Freivalds' algorithm [Fre79].

More improvements are ongoing work, joint with @huckbennett.bsky.social and @noahsd.bsky.social!
Tracy Kimbrel, former National Science Foundation program director extraordinaire, will receive the 2025 ACM SIGACT Distinguished Service Award. He spearheaded programs such as TRIPODS (foundations of data science) and AitF (Algorithms in the Field).
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June 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I don't do this, but I should!
Normalise writing a nice quick note to scholars literally every time you read and like their work. Our world is small and getting smaller. We need encouragement.
May 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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The recording of this week's talk, by Palak Jain (@thepalakjain.bsky.social), is now available online as well along with the slides:

"Enforcing Demographic Coherence: A Harms-Aware Framework for Reasoning about Private Data Release"
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2025/05/07: Palak Jain, "Enforcing Demographic Coherence: A Harms-Aware Framework for Reasoning about Private Data Release" Palak Jain (Boston University)
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May 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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I had to upload the clip here because it's frankly insane. Possibly the most insane trump clip yet. His brain is pudding
April 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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I also find it interesting that, when kids are learning about primary colours in school, it's presented as some fundamental truth about the wider universe and not merely a quirk about how our eyes work.
April 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
An exploration of different quantifiers via Beyonce's single ladies
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April 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Alphanumeric citations [ABC00] strike the right balance between compactness & communication.

Plain numeric citations [1] are compact, but convey no information.

Author-year citations (Aaronson, Barrington, & Coppersmith, 2000) are too verbose, even if abbreviated (Aaronson et al. 2000).
March 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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New work on faster algorithms for the code equivalence problem: eprint.iacr.org/2025/187! This came out of Jean-François Biasse's REU, and three great undergraduates (Drisana Bhatia, Medha Durisheti, and Lucas LaBuff) are among the coauthors.
Asymptotic improvements to provable algorithms for the code equivalence problem
We present several new provable algorithms for two variants of the code equivalence problem on linear error-correcting codes, the Linear Code Equivalence Problem (LCE) and the Permutation Code Equival...
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February 10, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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A Primer on Indirect Cost Rates
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February 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM