Noah K. Sturdevant
@noahksturdevant.bsky.social
Writer, chaotic good-ish. SFWA, ADHD, probably other letters. Will hang out with your pets at your party. Once fought a monkey for a coke. Please send crunchy M&Ms.
No, maintain a safe distance. She only wants your honey, but can be dangerous when cornered.
October 25, 2023 at 11:11 PM
No, maintain a safe distance. She only wants your honey, but can be dangerous when cornered.
I give you permanent to poke, but in a jibing way.
October 25, 2023 at 11:10 PM
I give you permanent to poke, but in a jibing way.
I might know. Did it involve penis fencing?
October 25, 2023 at 11:09 PM
I might know. Did it involve penis fencing?
Ricky Ricardo. Leader of a swinging band, with an accent. They are probably still coming up with names for every std he gave lucy.
October 4, 2023 at 10:55 PM
Ricky Ricardo. Leader of a swinging band, with an accent. They are probably still coming up with names for every std he gave lucy.
Cheaper than an 8 ball and licking stripper poles.
September 29, 2023 at 3:23 PM
Cheaper than an 8 ball and licking stripper poles.
I hear the ghost of ben franklin still haunts dc, complaining of gout and teaming up with the Kennedys to do freaky shit.
September 29, 2023 at 3:22 PM
I hear the ghost of ben franklin still haunts dc, complaining of gout and teaming up with the Kennedys to do freaky shit.
Enjoying a thunderstorm at work on my birthday. As a devotee to the church of eeyore, i’m having a blast.
September 22, 2023 at 3:25 PM
Enjoying a thunderstorm at work on my birthday. As a devotee to the church of eeyore, i’m having a blast.
I also look forward to my daily flump.
September 22, 2023 at 2:10 PM
I also look forward to my daily flump.
Maybe it’s an OCD thing
September 22, 2023 at 1:48 AM
Maybe it’s an OCD thing
Any airport in or around Kansas is cursed. Im clicking the hell out of my ruby slippers trying to escape.
September 22, 2023 at 1:44 AM
Any airport in or around Kansas is cursed. Im clicking the hell out of my ruby slippers trying to escape.
You live by the clown hammer, you die by the clown hammer.
September 21, 2023 at 3:36 PM
You live by the clown hammer, you die by the clown hammer.
Calle of the Wilde
September 21, 2023 at 3:36 PM
Calle of the Wilde
I think my Thai brother in law is a smuggler, if you’re interested.
September 20, 2023 at 8:35 PM
I think my Thai brother in law is a smuggler, if you’re interested.