My doctor wouldn’t authorize a refill on my insulin needles, so I bought them out of pocket for the same price as through insurance. I guess I never checked about that.

Yes, my child. Embrace fall in all ways. It is your destiny.

@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com Did you see this was added to Kindle Unlimited?

What’s the profit split on onlyfans? I’m not a popular enough writer to cover this at the moment.

Don’t mind me, I’ll be watching this for the next decade or so.

Same

This guy is telling me to write more books about him, but he hasn’t even tried to bribe me yet.

I’m ready for Halloween. The one day of the year I can pretend to have hair and not feel weird.

I waited decades to have a kid to embarrass me. Totally worth the wait.

I approve