✨Mephisto✨
@noahgettheboat.bsky.social
Got milk?
S t r o n g B o n e s
S t r o n g B o n e s
You did it! We’re larping twitter now!
November 21, 2024 at 9:27 AM
You did it! We’re larping twitter now!
Bathroom break vape rips hit diff don’t they?
November 20, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Bathroom break vape rips hit diff don’t they?
It’s almost like this is 🧬D E S T I N Y🧬
November 20, 2024 at 7:52 PM
It’s almost like this is 🧬D E S T I N Y🧬
Embrace the post meeting darkness
November 20, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Embrace the post meeting darkness
Got any milk yet?
November 20, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Got any milk yet?
Your mother cannot look at her meatloaf the same way after what you did at dinner.
November 20, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Your mother cannot look at her meatloaf the same way after what you did at dinner.
One word: suppositories
November 20, 2024 at 7:31 PM
One word: suppositories
It has so many good one liners, let it take the wheel
November 20, 2024 at 7:21 PM
It has so many good one liners, let it take the wheel
That’s why every drive should start with a Miller High Life©️
November 20, 2024 at 7:20 PM
That’s why every drive should start with a Miller High Life©️
They were watching Elonbois rockets fail :)
November 20, 2024 at 7:19 PM
They were watching Elonbois rockets fail :)
We did it Joe, we made twitter on Bluesky
November 20, 2024 at 7:16 PM
We did it Joe, we made twitter on Bluesky
One of life’s small quirks, ain’t it?
November 20, 2024 at 7:13 PM
One of life’s small quirks, ain’t it?
He’s hit the point of critical meltdown and it’s d e l i c i o u s
November 20, 2024 at 7:13 PM
He’s hit the point of critical meltdown and it’s d e l i c i o u s
Silly, did you invite her to the party?
September 25, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Silly, did you invite her to the party?
I tried to select it, you’re a clever one huh? Really got the apple didn’t ye?
September 25, 2024 at 4:15 AM
I tried to select it, you’re a clever one huh? Really got the apple didn’t ye?
Eat it for the double down
September 25, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Eat it for the double down
I like my water with a dash of spicy
September 24, 2024 at 2:31 AM
I like my water with a dash of spicy
Ben made the deal of knowing big words — little did he know about using them.
July 26, 2023 at 2:58 PM
Ben made the deal of knowing big words — little did he know about using them.
Yeah, that’s what the deal was
July 26, 2023 at 12:34 PM
Yeah, that’s what the deal was
It’s the blush that does it for me
July 24, 2023 at 7:54 PM
It’s the blush that does it for me