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✨Mephisto✨
@noahgettheboat.bsky.social
Got milk?
S t r o n g B o n e s
Bing-bop-boom
Eat ur Cheerios
boom-boom-bop-bam
Eat the rich
The type of shit I’m on
Drink ur pasteurized milk
You wouldn’t understand
May 18, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Mephistopheles approved™️
You all should look into having your OWN red cards on you - to hand out to those in the community who may need them.

Available in many English/<language> translations. (Not just Spanish).

No red cards for THESE red cards!
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January 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
*Sobbing as the milkman comes through the door*
You can take everything, everything from me, just leave me my skeets
November 20, 2024 at 7:46 PM
No, I didn’t need the arm rest, you can have it - No one fucking said ever
July 26, 2023 at 2:39 PM
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“bluesky elders”
“discord mods”
“reddit power users”
July 23, 2023 at 4:00 PM
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they're not being harassed because they're progressive forces for good - they're being side eyed because for whatever good intentions they may have, they've assigned themselves the role of hall monitor. they're being goofy and the sooner they realize that, probably the better.
July 23, 2023 at 4:52 PM
Todays discourse will be a hot plate of “Bluesky Elders” served with a side of “8 follower accounts are being mean” and a glass of choccy milk

Enjoy!
July 23, 2023 at 5:38 PM
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“bluesky elders” you’ve been here for THREE MONTHS
July 23, 2023 at 5:06 PM
“Trying Thomas”
July 22, 2023 at 2:41 AM
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The dirtbag left was preemptively credited with being “blue collar” whisperers who would turn right wing bigots into supporters of socialism through “ironic” racism/sexism/queerphobia/ableism

What they achieved was turning a bunch of white kids who might have been allies into social reactionaries
July 22, 2023 at 12:16 AM
Fuckin hate it when you put your dick away and the last bit of piss hits your thigh as a subtle, yet tasteful, fuck you stain
July 22, 2023 at 12:57 AM
Look, Charlie is just me in a fursuit okay?
If I saw this shit I’d turn around and leave
July 22, 2023 at 12:14 AM
expiration labels got now power over me.
I’ll drink my my chunky, thank you very much
July 21, 2023 at 6:47 PM