Noah Fleetwood
@noahfleetwood.bsky.social
Just your average socialist. 🌎🌍🌏
Opinionated / AuADHD / Human
I love art, culture, politics, video games, music, theatre, love, food, and so much more.
My partner and our cats are everything 💜
Opinionated / AuADHD / Human
I love art, culture, politics, video games, music, theatre, love, food, and so much more.
My partner and our cats are everything 💜
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Noah Fleetwood
@noahfleetwood.bsky.social
· Nov 29
I wouldn’t say I’m a conspiracy theorist. I WOULD say that there is a conspiracy of billionaires propagating fake information, poisoning our food, and pouring money into politicians willing to perpetuate their nationalist agenda… not the same thing
🎶Donald and Bubba sitting in a tree, S.U.C.K.I.N.G🎵
November 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
🎶Donald and Bubba sitting in a tree, S.U.C.K.I.N.G🎵
Government funding
November 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Government funding
Epilogue:
Don’t mess with my honey mustards.
Don’t mess with my honey mustards.
November 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Epilogue:
Don’t mess with my honey mustards.
Don’t mess with my honey mustards.
Chapter 2: I wait for a few minutes until a new guy walks out with my food. He hands it to me and quickly walks away, frantically I open the box. To nobody’s surprise they only gave me one honey mustards. I manage to call after this guy and explain my plight. A few minutes later I have my mustard.
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Chapter 2: I wait for a few minutes until a new guy walks out with my food. He hands it to me and quickly walks away, frantically I open the box. To nobody’s surprise they only gave me one honey mustards. I manage to call after this guy and explain my plight. A few minutes later I have my mustard.
Chapter 1: So I go to Bojangles right? Order my meal and ask for 2 honey mustards. The guy taking the order only puts one on the screen. I go to the pickup window and the say the Bo Rounds will take a minute, but ask if I need anything else. I reiterate again, 2 honey mustards. I park and wait.
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Chapter 1: So I go to Bojangles right? Order my meal and ask for 2 honey mustards. The guy taking the order only puts one on the screen. I go to the pickup window and the say the Bo Rounds will take a minute, but ask if I need anything else. I reiterate again, 2 honey mustards. I park and wait.
Take notes people: don’t protest the protest
October 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Take notes people: don’t protest the protest
Reposted by Noah Fleetwood
I know what you are
August 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I know what you are
I got to flip off like 3 Cyber Trucks today
July 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I got to flip off like 3 Cyber Trucks today
All of these pick up trucks are big, ugly, and smell like shit. Great a normal car you weirdos!
July 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
All of these pick up trucks are big, ugly, and smell like shit. Great a normal car you weirdos!
Donald Trump is an idiotic despot, and I hope he gets gout.
July 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Donald Trump is an idiotic despot, and I hope he gets gout.
Good morning…. Oh shit it’s already afternoon
July 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Good morning…. Oh shit it’s already afternoon
Today a PersMart employee said “sick ink by the way” as I was leaving and I have rarely ever felt cooler
June 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Today a PersMart employee said “sick ink by the way” as I was leaving and I have rarely ever felt cooler
Aldi is a weird ass grocery store
June 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Aldi is a weird ass grocery store
I just got fucking stung by a hornet on a DoorDash delivery
June 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I just got fucking stung by a hornet on a DoorDash delivery
Is it just me, or do elevator “close door” buttons actually work now?
June 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Is it just me, or do elevator “close door” buttons actually work now?
Just saw some dude ripping a wheelie on a motorcycle. It was pretty sick
June 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Just saw some dude ripping a wheelie on a motorcycle. It was pretty sick
2 wrongs may not make a right, but 3 lefts will do it.
June 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
2 wrongs may not make a right, but 3 lefts will do it.
Wishing for WatchDogs tech powers so that I can DoorDash faster…
June 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Wishing for WatchDogs tech powers so that I can DoorDash faster…
Imagine a world where everyone used their turn signals correctly… pure fantasy I know
June 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Imagine a world where everyone used their turn signals correctly… pure fantasy I know
No Kings!! See you in the streets ✌️
June 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
No Kings!! See you in the streets ✌️
My heart is going out to all of the protestors that have been shot by cops in their own city for exercising their right to protest. It also goes out to the innocent people being targeted and detained by the racist ICE Agents. This insanity needs to stop!!
June 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
My heart is going out to all of the protestors that have been shot by cops in their own city for exercising their right to protest. It also goes out to the innocent people being targeted and detained by the racist ICE Agents. This insanity needs to stop!!
What I am seeing coming out of LA right now is insane. I hope the protesters stay strong, and ICE GTFO!!!!
June 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
What I am seeing coming out of LA right now is insane. I hope the protesters stay strong, and ICE GTFO!!!!
I had two meals today, both of them were breakfast
May 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I had two meals today, both of them were breakfast
Please enjoy these weird doodles. That will be all thank you
May 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Please enjoy these weird doodles. That will be all thank you