Noah Christiansen
noahchristiansen.bsky.social
Noah Christiansen
@noahchristiansen.bsky.social
Reposted by Noah Christiansen
March 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Reveal the waste. Expose the fraud. Uncover the money.
Send out a company-wide email tomorrow saying you're bringing in a team of pubescent hackers to break into everyone's private information in order to find instances of waste and fraud.

Let's see how it plays out.
February 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Is anyone actually working there today? I doubt it!
Any USAID folks working on cybersecurity, infrastructure, technology projects: please feel free to reach out. How will DOGE impact the work you do?

I'm on Signal at JennaMcLaughlin.54.
February 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Reposted by Noah Christiansen
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February 3, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I challenge the idea that 8 million Democrats didn't vote. Many see 2020's voter turnout as the norm, but it was unusual. It's more likely that many first-time voters came out in 2020 due to extraordinary circumstances like the pandemic and may not vote again unless a similar crisis occurs.
February 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Let's aim for the top score!
January 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Wait, what about the white-legged ticks? This situation seems like it could be part of a secret MAGAt plan.
January 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I think that's what he's planning.
January 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Echoing tactics used by the Nazis, there are fears that transgender people may soon be required to wear identifying patches. If there's any suspicion, authorities might demand to see their identification papers, raising serious concerns about discrimination and human rights.
After Lauren Boebert accidentally dragged Harriet Hageman out of the ladies' room, she was fired. Marge is back in charge.
January 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
In the past, Tulsi Gabbard may have been dismissed by MAGA supporters and Republicans due to her involvement in a Hawaiian spiritual group. However, she's now embraced as some see her as a traitor. Was her conversation with Assad about macrame, or something more?
TDE from the tech bros — Bring it on.
January 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I love games that let me customize my experience, whether through mods or adjusting difficulty settings. Games that force you to follow a specific path feel unnatural to me. It's okay if others enjoy them, but they're just not my cup of tea.
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January 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Wow, I love this! It's absolutely beautiful.
Owl momma with her baby owl 🥹
January 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM