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Noah K Leiter (He/Him)
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Welcome to the frantic, desperate ramblings of a PhD student approaching a deadline.

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is this hog heaven?
October 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Does every rank Z card in Legends Z-A start with the trainer’s eyes closed or is that just me?
October 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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October 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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HE’S ONE OF MY OLDEST FRIENDS
grogu hugging babu frik in the mandalorian and grogu promotional material
September 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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it is the spice melange
August 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Tell me a sadder children’s movie vocal soundtrack year than the year 1999, I’ll wait.
When she loved me by Sarah McLaughlin from the Toy Story 2 soundtrack. The Time Has Come (Pikachu’s Goodbye) from Pokemon 2BA Master performed by Marti Lebow. You’ll Be in My Heart from Phil Collins’ Tarzan soundtrack. No Following by Michael Kamen on the Iron Giant soundtrack.
August 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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ugh same
A Pokemon Crystal NPC in the Olivine Cafe saying “I’d go for a run, but I wouldn’t…” “… want to ruin my physique.”
August 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Sometimes you just gotta do it to em.
Gym Leader Whitney from Pokemon Polished Crystal Version saying “I’m warning you, I’m good!” Whitney reiterating “I ain’t losin’, you hear?” Whitney’s final pokemon, her infamously difficult level 21 Miltank, fainting to a super effective low sweep from my level 19 Heracross named Hammer, who also swept the rest of her team without taking damage. Poor Whitney crying and refusing to give her opponent the badge they earned.
August 9, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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PS1 Tomb Raider swimming rules. If every game had PS1 Tomb Raider swimming I would be very happy.
Lara Croft swimming in a pool in Tomb Raider (credit: Rock Paper Shotgun).
August 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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my entire energy every day
indiana jones saying “that belongs in a museum” hotly in the rain.
August 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Esquie from Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 saying “friends are like rocks, you can never have too many.”
July 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Is this Grapes of Wrath the videogame?
Muley from Grapes of Wrath asking an evil banker kicking him off his land “well then, who DO we shoot!?” “You don’t have anything to shoot” from the above post.
July 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Is Star Citizen an mlm now?
June 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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"The Preview app, you know, the one with the salt shaker," my student says in today's edition of Make Noah Feel Old
the mac application "Preview," pictured with a glass object in the corner with a lid. the glass object is a loupe, pictured is the wikipedia description: "A photographic loupe for examining film and prints."
June 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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does the back of your coffee machine look like Darth Vader?
June 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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books are like onions (shrek)
June 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Where am I presenting a paper this weekend, you ask?
concordia university, guy.
June 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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That’s the perfect spot for me to put my action figures so’s they can have a dramatic cliff battle 😎
goku and vegeta staring fightingly at one another atop cliff.
May 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Still the only mf in Parkview Elementary School history to clarify his yearbook entry with a parenthetical
a page of the parkview yearbook containing every student in Ms Dore’s 5th grade class’ favorite thing to do; most kids say “i like to watch tv” or “i like to play” or something normal like that; i wrote “i like to draw and read, open parentheses, if i ever get free time, close parentheses” ; a period is misplaced before the close parentheses, which i remember being embarrassed by when we were signing each other’s books, but in hindsight everyone’s entry ends in a period so perhaps it was not my error but that of the person typing these out ; also worth noting is the abundance of differently stylized clip art adorning this page, two of which are of soccer though only one person answered “i like to play soccer” and the others depict cheerleading/dancing, napping/basketball, and skating, none of which a single person in the whole booklet marked as their answer.
May 14, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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I’m always torn on May 4th, because both my favorite movie series and my favorite tv series of all time share a holiday on this day
star wars day - may the fourth arrested development - cinco de cuatro
May 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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ugh, popular movies these days are all the same
The current Max top ten movies today list, featuring three movie posters in a row with a man whispering scandalously in a girl’s ear.
April 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Bethesda's Todd Howard's face crudely shopped over Hank Hill from King of the Hill saying "The only woman I'm pimping is sweet lady Nirnroot, And I'm tricking her out all over this body of water;" There's a tiny drawing of a sparkly nirnroot sticking up from his hat; You can faintly hear the low whine of nirnroot in the distance (not pictured).
April 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Now look at this beautiful video game (Skyblivion):
same screenshot with boat used to compare original to remake, but much more colorful, honors the original better. cyrodill capital city with a gorgeous sunset behind it a small band of enemy soldiers, rendered in high detail, but still colorful. player character walks in shiny gold armor through a colorful autumn forest.
April 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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I was going to say the Oblivion UE5 remake is Skyblivion erasure, but it doesn’t even look half as good as the 2006 original:
Oblivion (2006) screenshots paired next to the 2025 Unreal Engine remake. The remake washes out the color, clarity, and visual style of the older game in favor of “realism,” and it’s a brown-gray mess.
April 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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So, you’re interested in the legends of the Shining Force.
April 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM