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arthur
@no5tree.bsky.social
#1 yawning champion 2024, 2025
making the mistake of getting in the shower thirsty and spending the whole time trying not to drink the shower water (tastes bad)
January 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
whats actually jkindof scary is that 365 is not that many days. how does a whole year fit inside of that it doesn't make snese.
January 2, 2025 at 9:00 AM
i keep accidentally opening my weather app. well its 22°C rn if anyone even cares🙄
January 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
im always sagely nodding my head at skeets. The wise and thoughtful observer or whatnot.
January 1, 2025 at 8:10 AM
eminem is like one of the chipmunks from alvin and the chipmunks to me
January 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
yeqh bro they call me celery cause im a long green fiborous vegetable. kinda like broccoli because their both green. yeah
December 30, 2024 at 10:36 AM
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I love cosplaying online as either 1) straight or 2) loved
December 26, 2024 at 8:36 AM
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this was supposed to be stupid and insensitive , but its sort of profound- Im Crying from the onslaught of pure emotion Fortnite is Beautiful
December 26, 2024 at 7:31 AM
big cicada wants you to kill yourself
December 26, 2024 at 1:48 AM
its basically not even christmas anymore for me💪💪 real timezoners stay winning
December 25, 2024 at 12:30 PM
christmas is actually the most evil day of the year

✅fact check:✅✅ true!
December 25, 2024 at 4:51 AM
my grinch coloured shitmass fairy lights
December 25, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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wtf bro that shit crazy/gay
December 24, 2024 at 5:55 AM
im scared of videos, amd th moving picture in general. what if it makes noise even though my phone is muted😟 terrible stuff
December 24, 2024 at 4:44 AM
theyre giving me a. award for being the first person ever to be bad at napping
December 24, 2024 at 2:10 AM
at least 10% of all people nowadays are Left handed. because of woke
December 21, 2024 at 9:55 PM
my posting waxes and wanes like the tides, yet the badness inherent to every skeet is eternal🙏 u can always depend on them being not very good
December 21, 2024 at 11:46 AM
ur not even allowed to be bored anymore they literally kill you
December 20, 2024 at 10:00 AM
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One day i will have Thirteen followers
December 12, 2024 at 6:42 AM
going yo the beach with my gay little toate bag im going to get into a fistfight with a bluebottle
December 19, 2024 at 9:08 PM
i hate jamiroquai and his stupid fucking hat 👎 boo
December 19, 2024 at 10:56 AM
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hate movies where the premise is “my spouse turned evil and I have to escape” I would love my crazed evil murderous wife
December 18, 2024 at 9:36 AM
the stapler is a deeply evil piece of stationary.... i can sense its malicious soul tbh
December 15, 2024 at 9:19 AM
im always typing. on my keyboard
December 15, 2024 at 5:46 AM
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i hate interests
December 13, 2024 at 7:52 AM