Michaela
@no1moonpiefan.bsky.social
Americas #1 Moon Pie ™️ fan.
She/her
She/her
Not to be vulnerable on main, but not having any family support is fucking hard.
August 29, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Not to be vulnerable on main, but not having any family support is fucking hard.
I don’t think god is real in the way most people do (telepathy) but I do hope he reads my mind and helps my baby to sleep through the night tonight.
February 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I don’t think god is real in the way most people do (telepathy) but I do hope he reads my mind and helps my baby to sleep through the night tonight.
ADHD walk of shame - closing every cabinet in the kitchen after you finish making any single thing to eat ever.
February 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
ADHD walk of shame - closing every cabinet in the kitchen after you finish making any single thing to eat ever.
As the number 1 Moon Pie fan, I couldn’t be more excited about this.
February 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
As the number 1 Moon Pie fan, I couldn’t be more excited about this.
Me: *wondering why I have the toots*
Also me: *ate a whole can of beans yesterday*
Also me: *ate a whole can of beans yesterday*
February 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Me: *wondering why I have the toots*
Also me: *ate a whole can of beans yesterday*
Also me: *ate a whole can of beans yesterday*
I wish “fella” was gender neutral.
January 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I wish “fella” was gender neutral.
Reposted by Michaela
My favorite cryptid is probably Dick Wolf
January 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
My favorite cryptid is probably Dick Wolf
Wait, why do the teletubbies live in a golf course?
January 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Wait, why do the teletubbies live in a golf course?
After watching Teletubbies for the first time, I can confidently say…. Those things are NOT human
January 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
After watching Teletubbies for the first time, I can confidently say…. Those things are NOT human
So when are the eggs getting cheaper?
January 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
So when are the eggs getting cheaper?
You don’t see the Mormon underwear in stores. Where do they get that shit?
December 31, 2024 at 1:38 AM
You don’t see the Mormon underwear in stores. Where do they get that shit?
Reposted by Michaela
🔥🔥A 2021 study found that Medicaid expansion as part of the ACA led to a substantial reduction in mortality, primarily driven by reductions in disease-related deaths. A 2018 study in the Journal of Political Economy found that, Medicaid reduced infant and child mortality since the 1960s and 1970s.🔥🔥
December 27, 2024 at 5:01 PM
🔥🔥A 2021 study found that Medicaid expansion as part of the ACA led to a substantial reduction in mortality, primarily driven by reductions in disease-related deaths. A 2018 study in the Journal of Political Economy found that, Medicaid reduced infant and child mortality since the 1960s and 1970s.🔥🔥
Holiday family meet ups are cool because you realize your dad has literally zero idea what your job is.
December 28, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Holiday family meet ups are cool because you realize your dad has literally zero idea what your job is.
Turns out I don’t know that much about Elmo.
December 21, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Turns out I don’t know that much about Elmo.
Sharing this as a person with zero sports knowledge, only years Indiana experience
more like Outdiana amirite
December 21, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Sharing this as a person with zero sports knowledge, only years Indiana experience
The fuck is this?
December 21, 2024 at 5:04 AM
The fuck is this?
Motherhood is so beautiful. You’ll be on the toilet with a child on your lap who won’t let you set them down, all the while they’re just talking about dada.
December 15, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Motherhood is so beautiful. You’ll be on the toilet with a child on your lap who won’t let you set them down, all the while they’re just talking about dada.
Just finished a pb&j in a white shirt. No spills. Absolutely walking on sunshine here.
December 10, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Just finished a pb&j in a white shirt. No spills. Absolutely walking on sunshine here.
Saw a truck full of tables on my commute to work. All I could think about was her……
December 10, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Saw a truck full of tables on my commute to work. All I could think about was her……
Me while the baby is sleeping “I can’t help but be the loudest, clumsiest bitch in the world”
December 7, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Me while the baby is sleeping “I can’t help but be the loudest, clumsiest bitch in the world”
I kinda get why Elvis died on the toilet. When I hit my pen real hard I get stuck on the toilet for a while tbh.
December 5, 2024 at 9:58 PM
I kinda get why Elvis died on the toilet. When I hit my pen real hard I get stuck on the toilet for a while tbh.
When they put the Sesame Street monsters in little outfits (ex. Raincoat /hat) that shit is so fucking cute.
December 5, 2024 at 5:19 PM
When they put the Sesame Street monsters in little outfits (ex. Raincoat /hat) that shit is so fucking cute.