When I worked a fast food place in the 90s we had a locked door to get behind the counter.
They don't do that?
I guess you could just jump over the counter but then hey you're getting a whoopin'.
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They don't do that?
I guess you could just jump over the counter but then hey you're getting a whoopin'.
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Kid in a McDonalds gets tripped after going in the kitchen to gorge on fries straight from the station
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February 12, 2026 at 5:51 AM
When I worked a fast food place in the 90s we had a locked door to get behind the counter.
They don't do that?
I guess you could just jump over the counter but then hey you're getting a whoopin'.
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They don't do that?
I guess you could just jump over the counter but then hey you're getting a whoopin'.
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Unnecessary access to firearms designed for killing many people at once?
Oh wait you're just looking for a justification for the transphobia.
And reddit still allows that nazi-ass subreddit to exist
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Oh wait you're just looking for a justification for the transphobia.
And reddit still allows that nazi-ass subreddit to exist
www.reddit.com/r/Conservati...
Media Baffled As To Anything Mass Shooters Might Possibly Have In Common
Posted in r/Conservative by u/taylor-swift-enjoyer • 922 points and 74 comments
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February 12, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Unnecessary access to firearms designed for killing many people at once?
Oh wait you're just looking for a justification for the transphobia.
And reddit still allows that nazi-ass subreddit to exist
www.reddit.com/r/Conservati...
Oh wait you're just looking for a justification for the transphobia.
And reddit still allows that nazi-ass subreddit to exist
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Still rewatching #Scrubs.
Turk and Carla's relationship starts with incredibly inappropriate sexual harrassment from a doctor towards a nurse.
That's full-on "YOUR DOCTORATE IS WORTHLESS AND YOU'LL BE LUCKY TO GET A JOB AT SUBWAY AFTER THIS" sexual harassment.
Turk and Carla's relationship starts with incredibly inappropriate sexual harrassment from a doctor towards a nurse.
That's full-on "YOUR DOCTORATE IS WORTHLESS AND YOU'LL BE LUCKY TO GET A JOB AT SUBWAY AFTER THIS" sexual harassment.
February 11, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Still rewatching #Scrubs.
Turk and Carla's relationship starts with incredibly inappropriate sexual harrassment from a doctor towards a nurse.
That's full-on "YOUR DOCTORATE IS WORTHLESS AND YOU'LL BE LUCKY TO GET A JOB AT SUBWAY AFTER THIS" sexual harassment.
Turk and Carla's relationship starts with incredibly inappropriate sexual harrassment from a doctor towards a nurse.
That's full-on "YOUR DOCTORATE IS WORTHLESS AND YOU'LL BE LUCKY TO GET A JOB AT SUBWAY AFTER THIS" sexual harassment.
Shrinking has done the wedding and birth-giving episodes.
Both settings are sitcom cliche and annoy me.
Not that they're bad episodes in any way. I'm just a petty bitch.
If the season has a we-just-wanted-to-take-the-crew-on-vacation episode in Hawaii or New Zealand they get the trifecta!
Both settings are sitcom cliche and annoy me.
Not that they're bad episodes in any way. I'm just a petty bitch.
If the season has a we-just-wanted-to-take-the-crew-on-vacation episode in Hawaii or New Zealand they get the trifecta!
February 11, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Shrinking has done the wedding and birth-giving episodes.
Both settings are sitcom cliche and annoy me.
Not that they're bad episodes in any way. I'm just a petty bitch.
If the season has a we-just-wanted-to-take-the-crew-on-vacation episode in Hawaii or New Zealand they get the trifecta!
Both settings are sitcom cliche and annoy me.
Not that they're bad episodes in any way. I'm just a petty bitch.
If the season has a we-just-wanted-to-take-the-crew-on-vacation episode in Hawaii or New Zealand they get the trifecta!
I would just like all the recruiters out there to know that I have 7 years experience as a developer. Before that I studied for 3 years for my Bschit. I graduated top of my class, and am legally allowed to call myself a sciencer.
February 11, 2026 at 3:54 AM
I would just like all the recruiters out there to know that I have 7 years experience as a developer. Before that I studied for 3 years for my Bschit. I graduated top of my class, and am legally allowed to call myself a sciencer.
#Scrubs Feb 25.
I have started my rewatch of over-20-year-old pirated avi files.
Not kidding.
"Scrubs - 1x01 - Pilot.avi" : modified Saturday, 28 February 2004, 20:40:00.
Because it has the original music.
I have started my rewatch of over-20-year-old pirated avi files.
Not kidding.
"Scrubs - 1x01 - Pilot.avi" : modified Saturday, 28 February 2004, 20:40:00.
Because it has the original music.
February 10, 2026 at 5:32 AM
#Scrubs Feb 25.
I have started my rewatch of over-20-year-old pirated avi files.
Not kidding.
"Scrubs - 1x01 - Pilot.avi" : modified Saturday, 28 February 2004, 20:40:00.
Because it has the original music.
I have started my rewatch of over-20-year-old pirated avi files.
Not kidding.
"Scrubs - 1x01 - Pilot.avi" : modified Saturday, 28 February 2004, 20:40:00.
Because it has the original music.
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I made a video about Bobby Kotick, his friend Jeffrey Epstein, and a conspiracy of mediocre billionaire sickos: youtu.be/ZlrWz0JWfn8
Bobby Kotick, His Friend Jeffrey Epstein, And A Conspiracy Of Mediocre Billionaire Sickos
YouTube video by Stephanie Sterling
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February 9, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I made a video about Bobby Kotick, his friend Jeffrey Epstein, and a conspiracy of mediocre billionaire sickos: youtu.be/ZlrWz0JWfn8
Here's one of the lesser fun things about being... see I can't even say "introvert" anymore...
People are always like "hey we should include who's-it in our fun loud plans".
Nonononononoo. I don't want to go to the wedding. The housewarming. The FUCKING work function.
People are always like "hey we should include who's-it in our fun loud plans".
Nonononononoo. I don't want to go to the wedding. The housewarming. The FUCKING work function.
February 9, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Here's one of the lesser fun things about being... see I can't even say "introvert" anymore...
People are always like "hey we should include who's-it in our fun loud plans".
Nonononononoo. I don't want to go to the wedding. The housewarming. The FUCKING work function.
People are always like "hey we should include who's-it in our fun loud plans".
Nonononononoo. I don't want to go to the wedding. The housewarming. The FUCKING work function.
What I like about cricket is that the game can't be won by hurling two groups of very large men at each other.
A very large man isn't coincidentally disqualified.
It is a game of balance, skill, strategy, and luck.
#BaldursGate fans should love it; there's also a lot of ale.
A very large man isn't coincidentally disqualified.
It is a game of balance, skill, strategy, and luck.
#BaldursGate fans should love it; there's also a lot of ale.
February 9, 2026 at 5:19 AM
What I like about cricket is that the game can't be won by hurling two groups of very large men at each other.
A very large man isn't coincidentally disqualified.
It is a game of balance, skill, strategy, and luck.
#BaldursGate fans should love it; there's also a lot of ale.
A very large man isn't coincidentally disqualified.
It is a game of balance, skill, strategy, and luck.
#BaldursGate fans should love it; there's also a lot of ale.
Coolsies. We know it's not "bots" when it's an outsourced vote farm.
We know how this works, you nazi turds.
So show us the IPs/locations of all of the scorers.
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We know how this works, you nazi turds.
So show us the IPs/locations of all of the scorers.
www.dailywire.com/news/rotten-...
Rotten Tomatoes Confirms ‘Melania’ 99% Audience Score Is Real, Not Bots
Hollywood is still in denial that “Melania,” a documentary about first lady Melania Trump and wife of President Donald Trump, is outperforming expectations, floating conspiracy theories th...
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February 7, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Coolsies. We know it's not "bots" when it's an outsourced vote farm.
We know how this works, you nazi turds.
So show us the IPs/locations of all of the scorers.
www.dailywire.com/news/rotten-...
We know how this works, you nazi turds.
So show us the IPs/locations of all of the scorers.
www.dailywire.com/news/rotten-...
Yeah well if you order food from a mexican food truck at a music festival in NZ, maybe you deserve the shits
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
Laneway food truck appeals for people to contact them after reports of ‘world’s worst diarrhoea’
The appeal for people to contact Sheppards NZ came as festival goers complained online about its Mexican food truck.
www.stuff.co.nz
February 7, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Yeah well if you order food from a mexican food truck at a music festival in NZ, maybe you deserve the shits
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
Conservatives only read headlines.
The headline is a lie.
The article is about HER lowering HER testosterone levels with hormone treatment.
/r/conservative continuing the hate and reddit continues to allow it
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The headline is a lie.
The article is about HER lowering HER testosterone levels with hormone treatment.
/r/conservative continuing the hate and reddit continues to allow it
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Algerian Boxer Imane Khelif Admits to Having Male Chromosomes
Posted in r/Conservative by u/According-Activity87 • 223 points and 63 comments
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February 6, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Conservatives only read headlines.
The headline is a lie.
The article is about HER lowering HER testosterone levels with hormone treatment.
/r/conservative continuing the hate and reddit continues to allow it
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The headline is a lie.
The article is about HER lowering HER testosterone levels with hormone treatment.
/r/conservative continuing the hate and reddit continues to allow it
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If you want to know what it's like being a woman outside alone in the dark.
I was on the way to the park and a woman literally stepped into traffic in opposition to the pedestrian crossing, causing a truck to have to stop. Because I arrived behind her at the same cross.
I was on the way to the park and a woman literally stepped into traffic in opposition to the pedestrian crossing, causing a truck to have to stop. Because I arrived behind her at the same cross.
February 6, 2026 at 6:40 AM
If you want to know what it's like being a woman outside alone in the dark.
I was on the way to the park and a woman literally stepped into traffic in opposition to the pedestrian crossing, causing a truck to have to stop. Because I arrived behind her at the same cross.
I was on the way to the park and a woman literally stepped into traffic in opposition to the pedestrian crossing, causing a truck to have to stop. Because I arrived behind her at the same cross.
If there's one fucking thing AI should be used for, it's to automatically remove comments on #youtube music videos saying"anyone listening in 2026?"
February 5, 2026 at 5:43 AM
If there's one fucking thing AI should be used for, it's to automatically remove comments on #youtube music videos saying"anyone listening in 2026?"
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I don't think I can continue with The Sopranos. Sorry.
This is mob drama to me:
YO DID SNOOPY THE MUTT SNITCH?
Snoop snitched. We're gonna wack him.
(he didn't snitch)
OH NOO WE WACKED AN INNOCENT FRIEND OF OURS
*italian hand gestures*
*funeral scene setting up wacking the next guy*
This is mob drama to me:
YO DID SNOOPY THE MUTT SNITCH?
Snoop snitched. We're gonna wack him.
(he didn't snitch)
OH NOO WE WACKED AN INNOCENT FRIEND OF OURS
*italian hand gestures*
*funeral scene setting up wacking the next guy*
February 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I don't think I can continue with The Sopranos. Sorry.
This is mob drama to me:
YO DID SNOOPY THE MUTT SNITCH?
Snoop snitched. We're gonna wack him.
(he didn't snitch)
OH NOO WE WACKED AN INNOCENT FRIEND OF OURS
*italian hand gestures*
*funeral scene setting up wacking the next guy*
This is mob drama to me:
YO DID SNOOPY THE MUTT SNITCH?
Snoop snitched. We're gonna wack him.
(he didn't snitch)
OH NOO WE WACKED AN INNOCENT FRIEND OF OURS
*italian hand gestures*
*funeral scene setting up wacking the next guy*
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Kind of like the cholera outbreaks... in some other concentration camps... we might know about... some time in the past
Kind of like the cholera outbreaks... in some other concentration camps... we might know about... some time in the past
They really could have come up with a better excuse..
Posted in r/clevercomebacks by u/John_1992_funny • 4,989 points and 35 comments
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February 4, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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Kind of like the cholera outbreaks... in some other concentration camps... we might know about... some time in the past
Kind of like the cholera outbreaks... in some other concentration camps... we might know about... some time in the past
I can't even get food delivered anymore without the driver doing some random shit that makes the delivery take twice as long to scam the system out of a few dollars.
Does anyone remember when the guy that made your pizza was the guy that delivered your pizza?
i don't think I can keep living here.
Does anyone remember when the guy that made your pizza was the guy that delivered your pizza?
i don't think I can keep living here.
February 4, 2026 at 6:02 AM
I can't even get food delivered anymore without the driver doing some random shit that makes the delivery take twice as long to scam the system out of a few dollars.
Does anyone remember when the guy that made your pizza was the guy that delivered your pizza?
i don't think I can keep living here.
Does anyone remember when the guy that made your pizza was the guy that delivered your pizza?
i don't think I can keep living here.