The people who want to invade Greenland are the same ones who think it’s too cold to go outside for an inauguration.

The party of “real masculinity” has moved the inauguration indoors cause it’s too cold.

The internet

The propaganda message that shows when you open tiktok just shows it will definitely not be the same if it comes back after the cheeto is in office.

Instead of Canada becoming the 51st state, the US should consider becoming an 11th province.

Americans would get universal healthcare, parental leave, sensible gun control and fries smothered in cheese curds and gravy.

Healthcare Snark