NJValkyrie
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The hardest part about the Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending i'm not excited about it.
At this point, the administration should just have Jon Lovitz announce these stupid distraction attempts. "Yeah, we're going to build a new nuclear reactor! Umm....on the MOON! Yeah, that's the ticket!"
August 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
At this point, the administration should just have Jon Lovitz announce these stupid distraction attempts. "Yeah, we're going to build a new nuclear reactor! Umm....on the MOON! Yeah, that's the ticket!"
Some agent from Zing messed up a caller's Medicare, taking away her $290/mo grocery allowance. Fixed it and offered her Zing's # to complain about the rep. She said in the most chilling, gravelly, matter-of-fact, Southern drawl. "That's all right. God will get him." And all I could picture was
August 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Some agent from Zing messed up a caller's Medicare, taking away her $290/mo grocery allowance. Fixed it and offered her Zing's # to complain about the rep. She said in the most chilling, gravelly, matter-of-fact, Southern drawl. "That's all right. God will get him." And all I could picture was
And this is why companies need a Diversity Initiative. This is a real ad. You KNOW their Marketing Team doesn't have any women on it, otherwise Magnum could have avoided this embarrassing mistake
April 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
And this is why companies need a Diversity Initiative. This is a real ad. You KNOW their Marketing Team doesn't have any women on it, otherwise Magnum could have avoided this embarrassing mistake
2000: Measles declared eradicated in the U.S. 2025: Measles outbreak in Texas now up to 90 cases in multiple cities
February 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
2000: Measles declared eradicated in the U.S. 2025: Measles outbreak in Texas now up to 90 cases in multiple cities
A Tesla truck burning in front of Trump's Vegas Hotel seems like a perfect start for 2025. (Real pic from today, not a photoshop.)
January 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
A Tesla truck burning in front of Trump's Vegas Hotel seems like a perfect start for 2025. (Real pic from today, not a photoshop.)
in retaliation for some truly terrible behavior from my parents one year, I donated to NAACP & GLAAD in their names--2 charities I KNEW would drive them into convulsions. My brother reported that my mother nearly had a stroke and my father burned his on the stove. No Feats of Strength, however.
December 23, 2024 at 9:37 AM
in retaliation for some truly terrible behavior from my parents one year, I donated to NAACP & GLAAD in their names--2 charities I KNEW would drive them into convulsions. My brother reported that my mother nearly had a stroke and my father burned his on the stove. No Feats of Strength, however.
Man-Thing now. "Whatever doesn't know CHEER burns at the Man-Thing's touch!"
December 16, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Man-Thing now. "Whatever doesn't know CHEER burns at the Man-Thing's touch!"
Marjorie Taylor Greene to chair new DOGE subcommittee on Oversight next Congress
It's not the GOP, it's the LOD (Legion of Doom)
It's not the GOP, it's the LOD (Legion of Doom)
November 22, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene to chair new DOGE subcommittee on Oversight next Congress
It's not the GOP, it's the LOD (Legion of Doom)
It's not the GOP, it's the LOD (Legion of Doom)
First a FoxNews talking head as Sec of Defense and now Musk & Vivek Ramaswamy for "Dept of Government Efficiency". And we've only just scratched the surface of the stupidity to come
November 13, 2024 at 2:54 PM
First a FoxNews talking head as Sec of Defense and now Musk & Vivek Ramaswamy for "Dept of Government Efficiency". And we've only just scratched the surface of the stupidity to come
Election worker pulled me out of line so she could make sure I had no political buttons. Voted, went to the 100ft mark, opened the jacket, and pulled the hat out of the pocket as I walked past about 50 people and a line of cars looking for parking.
November 13, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Election worker pulled me out of line so she could make sure I had no political buttons. Voted, went to the 100ft mark, opened the jacket, and pulled the hat out of the pocket as I walked past about 50 people and a line of cars looking for parking.
Figured I'd wear a creepy shirt at the office today in the spirit of Halloween. Literally no one had any clue who this guy was. #FeelSoOld
November 13, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Figured I'd wear a creepy shirt at the office today in the spirit of Halloween. Literally no one had any clue who this guy was. #FeelSoOld
Went grocery shopping wearing my Trump Nope shirt & a Marine was collecting for Toys for Tots. Donated $1 & when he looked up, saw my shirt & his smile instantly turned into a grimace. Left him with a "Semper Fi" & he was utterly confused. Yes, crazy man, Libs can be patriotic, too.
November 13, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Went grocery shopping wearing my Trump Nope shirt & a Marine was collecting for Toys for Tots. Donated $1 & when he looked up, saw my shirt & his smile instantly turned into a grimace. Left him with a "Semper Fi" & he was utterly confused. Yes, crazy man, Libs can be patriotic, too.
For The Walking Dead fans
November 13, 2024 at 2:54 PM
For The Walking Dead fans
And you have my dollar!
November 13, 2024 at 2:54 PM
And you have my dollar!
And you have my dollar!
November 13, 2024 at 2:54 PM
And you have my dollar!
So Heracles was just an Ancient Greek Bill Brasky?
November 13, 2024 at 2:54 PM
So Heracles was just an Ancient Greek Bill Brasky?
Say Liberal Media again! I dare you! I DOUBLE dare you!
November 13, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Say Liberal Media again! I dare you! I DOUBLE dare you!