NJValkyrie
@njvalkyrie.bsky.social
The hardest part about the Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending i'm not excited about it.
"JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too"
"Too"? So, he admits the orange syphilitic in the WH is unfit and unwell. Good
"Too"? So, he admits the orange syphilitic in the WH is unfit and unwell. Good
MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
October 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
"JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too"
"Too"? So, he admits the orange syphilitic in the WH is unfit and unwell. Good
"Too"? So, he admits the orange syphilitic in the WH is unfit and unwell. Good
OMG, Infinity Hulk animation is honestly beautiful. Kudos for the Jack Kirby inspiration. #MarvelZombies
September 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
OMG, Infinity Hulk animation is honestly beautiful. Kudos for the Jack Kirby inspiration. #MarvelZombies
I kid you not, the absolute SECOND I stop talking and take my headset off, the cats know I'm done with work and it's treat time. They're jumping all over me, screaming at me. Damn, you'd think I don't feed these guys!!
September 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I kid you not, the absolute SECOND I stop talking and take my headset off, the cats know I'm done with work and it's treat time. They're jumping all over me, screaming at me. Damn, you'd think I don't feed these guys!!
Yes! Please call the cops on someone for providing your own soundtrack. What are they going to do? Write a ticket for a noise complaint?
A man in Washington, DC, plays the Imperial March from Star Wars while following patrolling soldiers. One of the soldiers threatens to call the police.
September 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Yes! Please call the cops on someone for providing your own soundtrack. What are they going to do? Write a ticket for a noise complaint?
Trust me, Ka$h, neither of are getting anywhere near Valhalla. In fact, I'm going to change the locks!
Kash Patel: "To my friend Charlie Kirk. Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you at Valhalla"
September 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Trust me, Ka$h, neither of are getting anywhere near Valhalla. In fact, I'm going to change the locks!
So you want people to work to maintain whatever shreds are left of the social safety net, but you don't want jobs that can maintain a healthy and productive life.
Slaves. What you want is slaves.
Slaves. What you want is slaves.
Republicans: “Not every wage is designed to be a livable wage.”
In other words, not everyone deserves to live.
Vote for democrats.
In other words, not everyone deserves to live.
Vote for democrats.
August 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
So you want people to work to maintain whatever shreds are left of the social safety net, but you don't want jobs that can maintain a healthy and productive life.
Slaves. What you want is slaves.
Slaves. What you want is slaves.
Some agent from Zing messed up a caller's Medicare, taking away her $290/mo grocery allowance. Fixed it and offered her Zing's # to complain about the rep. She said in the most chilling, gravelly, matter-of-fact, Southern drawl. "That's all right. God will get him." And all I could picture was
August 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Some agent from Zing messed up a caller's Medicare, taking away her $290/mo grocery allowance. Fixed it and offered her Zing's # to complain about the rep. She said in the most chilling, gravelly, matter-of-fact, Southern drawl. "That's all right. God will get him." And all I could picture was
Okay, I can deal with 6 weeks of oppressive, punishing heat and humidity just so I can have ~9+ months of chilly/cold weather. Bring on the sweater weather!
July 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Okay, I can deal with 6 weeks of oppressive, punishing heat and humidity just so I can have ~9+ months of chilly/cold weather. Bring on the sweater weather!
What is the allure of "Detroit Pizza"? I had it yesterday & it's just bad #PizzaHut. No exaggeration. Had the "Red Top Pizza" and it's just straight-up bad Pizza Hut plain, but twice the price. Order anything else here ( #StreetBird!) but avoid Detroit Pizza Brick Co.
www.wonder.com
www.wonder.com
June 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
What is the allure of "Detroit Pizza"? I had it yesterday & it's just bad #PizzaHut. No exaggeration. Had the "Red Top Pizza" and it's just straight-up bad Pizza Hut plain, but twice the price. Order anything else here ( #StreetBird!) but avoid Detroit Pizza Brick Co.
www.wonder.com
www.wonder.com
And this is why companies need a Diversity Initiative. This is a real ad. You KNOW their Marketing Team doesn't have any women on it, otherwise Magnum could have avoided this embarrassing mistake
April 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
And this is why companies need a Diversity Initiative. This is a real ad. You KNOW their Marketing Team doesn't have any women on it, otherwise Magnum could have avoided this embarrassing mistake
My boss has been on me about not having a lot of small talk in the beginning of the call. "Build more rapport! Ask them about themselves!"
Me: "So, what prompted you to move to Albuquerque?"
Cust: "My wife threw me out because I tried to sneak a picture of my daughter-in-law in the shower."
Me:
Me: "So, what prompted you to move to Albuquerque?"
Cust: "My wife threw me out because I tried to sneak a picture of my daughter-in-law in the shower."
Me:
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
media.tenor.com
April 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
My boss has been on me about not having a lot of small talk in the beginning of the call. "Build more rapport! Ask them about themselves!"
Me: "So, what prompted you to move to Albuquerque?"
Cust: "My wife threw me out because I tried to sneak a picture of my daughter-in-law in the shower."
Me:
Me: "So, what prompted you to move to Albuquerque?"
Cust: "My wife threw me out because I tried to sneak a picture of my daughter-in-law in the shower."
Me:
45% of women voted for Trump. Listen, ladies, I know you probably thought the Trump administration's blatant misogyny wouldn't affect you, but you'd be wrong. As has been obvious to the other 55% of us, MAGA seems to like their coffee like like they like their women: Weak and powerless
"A woman is like a child": MAGA turns its sights on stripping Republican women of power
Conservative women believe complicity will save them, but an emboldened far-right is gunning for their rights
www.salon.com
February 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
45% of women voted for Trump. Listen, ladies, I know you probably thought the Trump administration's blatant misogyny wouldn't affect you, but you'd be wrong. As has been obvious to the other 55% of us, MAGA seems to like their coffee like like they like their women: Weak and powerless
2000: Measles declared eradicated in the U.S. 2025: Measles outbreak in Texas now up to 90 cases in multiple cities
February 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
2000: Measles declared eradicated in the U.S. 2025: Measles outbreak in Texas now up to 90 cases in multiple cities
Out of blatant disrespect for Groundhog Day, I'm going to watch Stripes all day long.
Because that's how I roll.
Because that's how I roll.
February 2, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Out of blatant disrespect for Groundhog Day, I'm going to watch Stripes all day long.
Because that's how I roll.
Because that's how I roll.
My gun-nut, Trunper brother: "Guns don't kill people. People kill people!'
Me: "Then why would we want people to have guns?"
*crickets*
Me: "Then why would we want people to have guns?"
*crickets*
January 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My gun-nut, Trunper brother: "Guns don't kill people. People kill people!'
Me: "Then why would we want people to have guns?"
*crickets*
Me: "Then why would we want people to have guns?"
*crickets*
So, whatever happened to all the drones over NJ?
January 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
So, whatever happened to all the drones over NJ?
Today is the 25th Anniversary in our house! Still haven't been attacked by dragons or even mimics in the form of UPS boxes, so our magical glyph abilities have yet to be disproven.
January 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Today is the 25th Anniversary in our house! Still haven't been attacked by dragons or even mimics in the form of UPS boxes, so our magical glyph abilities have yet to be disproven.
A Tesla truck burning in front of Trump's Vegas Hotel seems like a perfect start for 2025. (Real pic from today, not a photoshop.)
January 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
A Tesla truck burning in front of Trump's Vegas Hotel seems like a perfect start for 2025. (Real pic from today, not a photoshop.)
In WaWa yesterday and when I took out the $2 bill, 2 people on line behind me offered to buy it. Whatever. I just gave it to the perplexed cashier. Maybe one of the idiots bought it from her & she made a couple of extra bucks.
December 31, 2024 at 2:32 AM
In WaWa yesterday and when I took out the $2 bill, 2 people on line behind me offered to buy it. Whatever. I just gave it to the perplexed cashier. Maybe one of the idiots bought it from her & she made a couple of extra bucks.
in retaliation for some truly terrible behavior from my parents one year, I donated to NAACP & GLAAD in their names--2 charities I KNEW would drive them into convulsions. My brother reported that my mother nearly had a stroke and my father burned his on the stove. No Feats of Strength, however.
December 23, 2024 at 9:37 AM
in retaliation for some truly terrible behavior from my parents one year, I donated to NAACP & GLAAD in their names--2 charities I KNEW would drive them into convulsions. My brother reported that my mother nearly had a stroke and my father burned his on the stove. No Feats of Strength, however.
There should be a car signal that says, "I'm not making you drive 15mph. It's this idiot in front of me."
November 28, 2024 at 10:27 PM
There should be a car signal that says, "I'm not making you drive 15mph. It's this idiot in front of me."
Trump supporters are people who watch #ItsAWonderfulLife and think Mr. Potter is the hero.
November 23, 2024 at 7:30 AM
Trump supporters are people who watch #ItsAWonderfulLife and think Mr. Potter is the hero.